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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

sneakyfrog posted:

its a song as a clue.

This did it for me.

Before, I thought it was Loss

I see loss everywhere now days. :smith:

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Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

I get what it�s suppose to be but how is the corner store �all the�?

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Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Aldi

# ? Dec 26, 2018 16:16

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Annnnd there it is. Thanks!

Good! I was worried it might come across as a weird passive-aggressive response.

Spectral Debt posted:

I get what it’s suppose to be but how is the corner store “all the”?

It is a chain store called "Aldi", not sure if they have a presence outside of the US.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 16:18

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

It is a chain store called "Aldi", not sure if they have a presence outside of the US.

i can confirm that german supermarket chain aldi does in fact exist outside the states

# ? Dec 26, 2018 16:20

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

jesus WEP posted:

i can confirm that german supermarket chain aldi does in fact exist outside the states

They're in the US as well.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 16:31

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Good! I was worried it might come across as a weird passive-aggressive response.

It is a chain store called "Aldi", not sure if they have a presence outside of the US.

I've never heard of it. Is there any national grocery chain? They are all regional, except for Wal-Mart, right? (gently caress Walmart)

# ? Dec 26, 2018 16:50

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Ever heard of Trader Joe's?

# ? Dec 26, 2018 16:57

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Ever heard of Trader Joe's?

That's the one

I guess maybe Whole Foods now too huh

# ? Dec 26, 2018 16:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

ElGroucho posted:

I've never heard of it. Is there any national grocery chain? They are all regional, except for Wal-Mart, right? (gently caress Walmart)

Theres an Aldis in pflugerville, and its rear end rear end rear end.

Cheap rear end,

But rear end nonetheless. .

Literally seen rotten food on the shelf before.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 16:59

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Ever heard of Trader Joe's?

You mean Trader Jochan's?

# ? Dec 26, 2018 17:09

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Well this morning sure has been a productive visit to Pop Cultural Immersion Joke Land

# ? Dec 26, 2018 17:16

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Data Graham posted:

I love that song because Harry Belafonte, King of Calypso and multiple grammy winner, has no idea what a "tempo" is

Maybe it is you who does not truly understand tempo.

Cue a sarcastic accusation of mansplaining, followed by a sincere but curt defensive rebuttal, then a :that'sthejoke", starting three pages of arguments over musical theory.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 17:41

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

fisting by many posted:

I was on a televised quiz show where we actually couldn't see the scores that were displayed on screens embedded in our podiums

One of the rules was you could buzz in any time (even before the host finished reading the question, at which point they'd stop reading) so knowing how aggressive you had to be would have made a big difference.

They also decide to reshoot some questions for whatever reason so after the game is over they have to reset the score display to that point in the game and pretend they're asking the question for the first time.

e: oh yeah and everyone is given some quantity of stacked platforms to stand on so nobody looked too tall or short relative to everyone else

That's really interesting, thanks for sharing! Did you win

# ? Dec 26, 2018 17:42

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

LawfulWaffle posted:

Maybe it is you who does not truly understand tempo.

Perhaps I don't, but I am fairly sure that "left to right" is not an example of one

# ? Dec 26, 2018 17:44

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

You're literally right, but I feel like it's meant to be taken as "just shake your body left to right however you feel, because the tempo is whatever you want it to be when you're having fun and dancing"

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Probably. It's just always made me giggle anyway, as inwardly as a pedant can

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hooah: Feb 6, 2006; WTF?

Randaconda posted:

So, uh, what did this used to be?

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

hooah posted:

So, uh, what did this used to be?

Yeah us people who sleep in for a living want to know

# ? Dec 26, 2018 18:10

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

hooah posted:

So, uh, what did this used to be?

i can see a thumbnail

it is snape? Bobby Hill, a lime and a menorah

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

hooah posted:

So, uh, what did this used to be?

Severus Severus Severus candelabra
Salt Bobby citrus
Severus Severus Severus candelabra
Severus curry corner parsley

hth

# ? Dec 26, 2018 18:17

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/mikefossey/status/1077974589731414016

# ? Dec 26, 2018 18:28

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

ElGroucho posted:

I've never heard of it. Is there any national grocery chain? They are all regional, except for Wal-Mart, right? (gently caress Walmart)

aldi is slowly marching west. Winco is making a slow march east as well. They will meet in the middle high five and keep going.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 18:37

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

HEB should spread out so everyone can shop at Howard E. Butt's

# ? Dec 26, 2018 18:47

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Ottermotive Insanity posted:

... Was the band's name in Oh Brother Where Art Thou a sexual innuendo?

I thought it meant they pooped themselves.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 18:53

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Ottermotive Insanity posted:

... Was the band's name in Oh Brother Where Art Thou a sexual innuendo?

Duh, they just came out from prison...

# ? Dec 26, 2018 19:09

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Samuringa posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DrrQr7K.mp4

And then you come back to life with a bounty on your head for some reason.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 19:20

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Deputy Wally takes his job very seriously

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

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Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
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RareAcumen posted:

That certainly is some intiresting news!

# ? Dec 26, 2018 20:11

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

There's no way I could fit all that into a Florida Man verse.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 20:57

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

RareAcumen posted:

You mean they DON�T? My worldview has been shattered.

# ? Dec 26, 2018 21:27

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Baron von Eevl posted:

That certainly is some intiresting news!

It's fake. Honestly, you don't need to make some poo poo up to get crazy Florida Man antics, just check the twitter.

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1072324161337323520

# ? Dec 26, 2018 23:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Candy corn flavored candy canes

# ? Dec 26, 2018 23:33