Wormskull posted:

It fell off after 2 because the games got worse in a boring way and Everyone does the same bit, but more depressed.

Wormskull posted:

To me it's obvious, and I'm sure I've said this or someone else, but these people are morons who can only think about games in retrospect as something that sucked up their time because they have to play 400 of them a year. What can you possibly think would come of them trying to rank a game. Reasoned and critical discussion???? WTF??? lmao. People are literally hype when they go into it agreeing that one game is bad so it's one less game to worry about 9 dopes hemming and hawing over for 3 hours. And... people singling Abby out as the person who ruined Goty is like... Dude. Did you see Alex looking like a alien baby who wants milk, as he said 20 times in a row that Nier holds a special place in my heart because it's Themes speak to me in a personal way. Or Jeff looking like he's on the verge of sobbing because his radio show is Hot Garbage. Or Brad sitting at his own end of the table full-on manspreading as he prepares to filibuster that rear end if Destiny 2 doesn't win lootbox of the year. Their all culpable, if you ask me.

Wormskull posted:

"Hopefully Abby learns some actual argumentation for this time around" I saw someone said. Dude???? lmfao. You have to think of "Hm, well I don't like this one but I like that one" as the singular essence of trying to do this poo poo in the first place, especially in the position these people are in. A room full of Genius Imps themselves would be the worst podcast ever too. In Training: Hanafura strip rape fighter was loving litty Bob: Oh give it a rest bro. Hollow Night *taps two fingers into the palm of my hand for emphasis* Superb Graphics, Superb Sound Design, Actualyl challengin and charming gameplay Me: Path of Exile Betrayal. And I will NOT budge on this may God strike me dead. *alpha shoemaker kissy face and slicks back my richard spencer hair* Major Isoor: Got top 3 in PUBG with my mates a few times And played Settlers of Catan with my parents for Christmas. I won but they did a good job for there first times.

mysterious loyall X posted:

Milk for alien baby

HolePisser1982 posted:

listening to 20-ish hours of the Maxim magazine staff arguing their top tens for the year

Sir John Feelgood posted:

im watching it

they should just do hottest mess, most disappointing, and game of the year. only good categories.

right now im zoned out watching ben talk about a game i havent played telling me its about how you can't run from yourself. "like you're literally running from yourself."

elf help book posted:

Wormskull posted:

*screams out loud from imagining what Bens face looks like when he’s exasperated and deliberating*

In Training posted:

Heads up gamers. Colin Spacetwinks and BAKOON lists went up today.

In Training posted:

Heads up gamers. Colin Spacetwinks and BAKOON lists went up today.

Sharkopath posted:

holy poo poo the reveal of it is so good

Sir John Feelgood posted:

so im watching day 1 and they're just going down the list of games that came out in 2018 and describing them.

this is the most boring format they could've chosen, there's nothing at stake. skip to day 2?

Troxartas posted:

Bakoons entry for Agents of Mayhem got a legit lol out of me, really caught me off guard

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Bakoon’s that guy who saved and posted scat porn in FYAD on a constant basis for “lulz” reasons and quietly left SA forever when people there started asking him why he had all that stuff on his computer, right?

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Bakoon’s that guy who saved and posted scat porn in FYAD on a constant basis for “lulz” reasons and quietly left SA forever when people there started asking him why he had all that stuff on his computer, right?

In Training posted:

Day 2 and 3 are the same. They havent given out an award yet

Sir John Feelgood posted:

wait, this is real

HolePisser1982 posted:

fyad lost 2 of its best posters when it was revealed they liked playing guitar, and did so beautifully. lmfao

Sir John Feelgood posted:

game coverage has finally purged itself of all the poo poo gamers hate - scores, rankings, awards, etc.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The most galaxy brain poo poo I've ever seen was GB turning written reviews into videos with little to no gameplay shown

Sir John Feelgood posted:

yeah lol, i saw one of them with gameplay footage, but it was picture-in-picture, and they made the footage of them talking the big picture

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The most galaxy brain poo poo I've ever seen was GB turning written reviews into videos with little to no gameplay shown

Sir John Feelgood posted:

game coverage has finally purged itself of all the poo poo gamers hate - scores, rankings, awards, etc.

Wormskull posted:

That poo poo doesn’t matter bro. The strength of Giant Bomb was that they showed you the game and talked about the game and exposed it in a way that it doesn’t matter if they’re scrubs or just retarded because you can see that yourself. You know it to be true. Rankings and scores are whack bullshit no one except sycophants and moron normies care about.

Sir John Feelgood posted:

wait, this is real