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Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Sir Lemming posted:

This is another one of those headlines where the article body should just say "No."

The Rule Of Headlines states "if it were true, it would be a declarative statement, as those are more sensational"

Ergo, headlines in question format are uniformly answered "no".

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The Mary Poppins books are full of all kinds of metaphysical weirdness, because P. L. Travers was a devoted follower of Gurdjieff.

But, no.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jonocard/status/1075745596349259777

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I wish Dan Stevens would beat me off :(

(also weirdly, Naughty by Nature came on as I opened this thread, albeit Clap Yo Hands. Still good)

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

https://www.petfinder.com/barnyard/amy-43217017/ma/methuen/mspca-at-nevins-farm-ma147/

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



How can I explain it

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Is that really living, though?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Everyone knows that water is good for human health.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i dont doubt he coulda been 200 if not for the coors

such a waste...

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Krankenstyle posted:

i dont doubt he coulda been 200 if not for the coors

such a waste...

What, like in the same time it took him to reach 101 with Coors? That sounds horrible.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

GrossMurpel posted:

What, like in the same time it took him to reach 101 with Coors? That sounds horrible.

What, you've never heard of someone living a double life before?

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Leavemywife posted:

Well, those kids aren't going to believe in Santa anymore.

My parents taught me that the store/mall/party Santas were really his helpers, and if I told them my wishes he'd be able to tell the Big Man for me. Satisfied me well enough I passed that on to my nieces and nephews, and they've passed it on to kids.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
"hippo" shaped

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Slugnoid posted:

"hippo" shaped



Did NASA trade in their pocket protectors for weed?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Are we absolutely sure that the camera isn't pointing into a toilet?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

By popular demand posted:

Are we absolutely sure that the camera isn't pointing into a toilet?

Turn on your monitor

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So much cooler than Bart getting his church to sing Iron Butterfly.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Eat my fleth desh?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


3 charged in 2017 mass shooting at Ohio gender reveal party for woman who wasn't pregnant

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012



https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink/fuming-diner-insists-bright-orange-1912072

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


the British tradition of the subjects of their public-interest articles doing the sourpuss pose next to the objects of their ire will never stop being one of the funniest things in journalism













bins

Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 13:26 on Dec 28, 2018

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
My favourite is the first because you know they had her wait there with her kid and a can of paint until a bus was pulling up in the background. Second is the tiny bit of poo and her face which feels practiced.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Paint is technically hazardous materials, but more importantly, it makes a huge loving mess.

Banning it is entirely appropriate.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Platystemon posted:

Paint is technically hazardous materials, but more importantly, it makes a huge loving mess.

Banning it is entirely appropriate.

Not a sealed can dude. Otherwise you're saying people who do diy also are legally required to walk or own a car to transport their stuff home.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Anyone smart enough to be handling paint puts it in a bag. :ssh:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Eh I've never transported paint. I just assume it would tear through a plastic bag and all that which is why it has its own handle anyway. I don't want to get into a paint derail so let's just enjoy the funny posed pictures. :)

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami


:what:

I need to know more

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Dogging.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Platystemon posted:

Anyone smart enough to be handling paint puts it in a bag. :ssh:

And anyone taking a picture for a newspaper would show the contents of th bag confirming the body of the story.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
They wouldn’t have gotten caught in the first place, so no story.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sereri posted:

:what:

I need to know more

The galvanised swing barrier was erected a cost of around £1,400 at the entrance to Clydach’s Coed Gwilym Park last summer in order to prevent access to vehicles at night. The move followed suspicions that site’s car park had earned a reputation for attracting people late at night, who congregate to watch strangers having sex.

:britain:

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

Sereri posted:

I need to know more
This should help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImRyPymRAM

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless














Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

jojoinnit posted:

Eh I've never transported paint. I just assume it would tear through a plastic bag and all that which is why it has its own handle anyway. I don't want to get into a paint derail so let's just enjoy the funny posed pictures. :)
You put the paint in the bag, then hold the bag straps and the paint handle. The bag is only camouflage (and insurance in case your paint handle breaks or you have a small leak).

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I have learned so much about Paint Transportation today

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

This one amuses me because it reminds me of the loads of people who were confused that The Wolf Among Us had a "Glass Him" option and it wasn't serving a drink.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Driver hits skateboarder, sending her through the windshield, and keeps driving with her.

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