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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
now sing the im sorry song

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






I know 24 Hour Mart, used to live with the guy behind it in Seattle and this is exactly the kind of thing he was about. Great carpenter, too.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Looks like a toilet in the thumbnail.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/O10Lu0I.jpg

DONGS

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


The American remake of Timon and Pumba?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




What kind of babby's first cat-5 flail would use booted tangs

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
CAT9 tails

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

ugh

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Looks like an upside-down Vader at the bottom left there, too.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

holy poo poo :perfect:

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




CommissarMega posted:

holy poo poo :perfect:

C@t9tails
:colbert:
Gotta have the special character.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


My guess would be Denpasar airport. I saw a ton of those stands there.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Picnic Princess posted:

My guess would be Denpasar airport. I saw a ton of those stands there.

I sometimes think the only reason they have the extra security just so you have to buy your cock fetishes in the terminal shops

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Thread:
https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1078830244428042241

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


https://i.imgur.com/WsVdlFh.mp4

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006



holy poo poo twitter sucks balls

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

" Yes we seized 30 pounds of weed.
You seized 20 pounds of weed?
Yes, 10 pounds of weed....


Sir, We seized a singular Weed"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

*squints menacingly

Release the lizards.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Solice Kirsk posted:

*squints menacingly

Release the lizards.

My parents actually did that once, when they had a cockroach problem. They bought some geckos and unleashed them in the house. It worked, they never saw a cockroach again

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Gripweed posted:

My parents actually did that once, when they had a cockroach problem. They bought some geckos and unleashed them in the house. It worked, they never saw a cockroach again

Did they have to unleash a bunch of mongooses to catch the geckos?

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Paladinus posted:

Did they have to unleash a bunch of mongooses to catch the geckos?

We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on gecko meat.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Gripweed posted:

My parents actually did that once, when they had a cockroach problem. They bought some geckos and unleashed them in the house. It worked, they never saw a cockroach again

What did you have to unleash to get rid of the gecko problem?

e; goddamnit, beaten to the punch

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
No such thing as gecko problems. Only gecko opportunities!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Paladinus posted:

Did they have to unleash a bunch of mongooses to catch the geckos?

If they had gotten rid of the geckos, the cockroaches would've come back. So they just accepted the geckos.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Solice Kirsk posted:

No such thing as gecko problems. Only gecko opportunities!

Geckopportunities

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Holy poo poo this is amazing.




Then he bought from the wrong vendor. The company I ordered from when I used to get crickets in bulk always sent them in these clear plastic tupperware-type containers.

LeafyOrb
Jun 11, 2012

Geckos are never a problem, they’re too cute to be a problem. Also they are very powerful friends.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

LeafyOrb posted:

Geckos are never a problem, they’re too cute to be a problem. Also they are very powerful friends.

That is until they've shorted out the third TV that year. Fried gecko is less cute.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Those lizards are amazing. As mine grew bigger I imagined each gram of weight a cockroach eaten and not bothering me any more

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

jobson groeth posted:

That is until they've shorted out the third TV that year. Fried gecko is less cute.

Probably fairly tasty though.

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

https://twitter.com/Microsoft/status/1078795233041752065

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

jobson groeth posted:

That is until they've shorted out the third TV that year. Fried gecko is less cute.

Stop asking them to repair the TV for gently caress's sake.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Billy Corgan’s hit new single.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

No-one's going to believe that. Surely it was pigs!

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Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005


Can we try turning it off and on again?

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