|
A writer for the Federalist's life in two tweets https://twitter.com/Bre_payton/status/1071070658577219586?s=19
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:12
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 17:47 |
|
|
Fabulousity posted:Someone call Micheal Bay to make another one of those Treasure Hunt or whatever movies. Just make sure that in it Nicolas Cage uses the constitution he just stole as rolling papers and smokes a fat joint with it. no way that's disrespectful. the bad guy in the movie has to say, "your silly constitution has legal loopholes the size a large brinks truck, which has money to bribe all your congress members. now thanks to the constitution, we shall have sharia law... or should i say, sharia constitution? muhahaha" (bad guy obviously played by white dude in brown face) then people walk out of the theater demanding the constitution be changed.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:15
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/68Reasons/status/1078830001238159360?s=19
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:16
|
|
|
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:A writer for the Federalist's life in two tweets Never eating at quiznos. ill just source this story for later,
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:18
|
|
|
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:A writer for the Federalist's life in two tweets lol owned
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:18
|
|
|
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:A writer for the Federalist's life in two tweets If only this could happen to Hammity or Rush.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:20
|
|
|
Strong Sauce posted:no way that's disrespectful. If you ever want to see a live human being have a segment fault find an evangelical christian and start laying out the tenants of sharia law without calling it that. After they're done nodding along and agreeing then let them in on the joke at the end. For a fleeting second you'll get that segment fault face before they reset and just toss whatever they heard on Fox News out there again. But this is low hanging fruit when there are so many right wing grifts to make fun of out there.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:21
|
|
|
Fabulousity posted:If you ever want to see a live human being have a segment fault find an evangelical christian and start laying out the tenants of sharia law without calling it that. After they're done nodding along and agreeing then let them in on the joke at the end. For a fleeting second you'll get that segment fault face before they reset and just toss whatever they heard on Fox News out there again. most christians i've come across don't know the bible. Want a divorce, sure, get tied to a pole and whipped to death. have a miscarriage, stone her to death. it's funny when i bring out the actual bible and they read it and the horrified look on their face is priceless.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:24
|
|
|
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:A writer for the Federalist's life in two tweets Thaughts and prayers.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:26
|
|
|
spaceblancmange posted:lol owned Saw her death on Twitter and was like, "I don't know her, but working for the Federalist, she probably was against ACA/universal healthcare." Glad to see my hunch confirmed. Also, I'm just going to guess that the Federalist probably doesn't provide health insurance.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:28
|
|
|
erm technically it was the flu that killed her, not the lack of healthcare
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:29
|
|
|
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:A writer for the Federalist's life in two tweets usually I think twitter is a mistake but then you get cases like this where people get to tell a dead woman how owned she got and everything seems okay
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:30
|
|
|
Jel Shaker posted:erm technically it was the flu that killed her, not the lack of healthcare if she was an anti-vaxxer it'd be parody at this point.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:33
|
|
|
For some reason I wanted to see where this dead chick went to college. Patrick Henry College, est. 2000. Good god, the grift. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Henry_College quote:The college eschews federal financial aid and is therefore relieved from United States Department of Education reporting requirements on demographic makeup and other information. quote:The College had previously been denied accreditation by the American Academy for Liberal Education in the spring of 2002 because creationism was part of the curriculum.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:35
|
|
|
LabyaMynora posted:For some reason I wanted to see where this dead chick went to college. lol quote:All students must sign a "Statement of Faith" before they enroll, affirming belief in what the college considers core Christian doctrines. For example, students are asked to acknowledge "Satan exists as a personal, malevolent being who acts as tempter and accuser, for whom Hell, the place of eternal punishment, was prepared, where all who die outside of Christ shall be confined in conscious torment for eternity.... Man is by nature sinful and is inherently in need of salvation, which is exclusively found by faith alone in Jesus Christ and His shed blood.... Christ's death provides substitutionary atonement for our sins." quote:The artwork in Founders Hall consists of copies of portraits of the Founding Fathers placed along a staircase, leading to a picture of Patrick Henry at the second Virginia convention which features a light from heaven guiding Henry's speech. The artwork is designed to, in the words of Hanna Rosin, "remind the students that America was founded as a Christian nation."
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:37
|
|
|
Wait, Quiznos is still a thing!? Also, RIP idiot pundit lady.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:39
|
|
|
super macho dude posted:Wait, Quiznos is still a thing!? Yeah as long as America exists there will be really lovely chain restaurants.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:42
|
|
|
I could loving destroy a Chicken Carbonara sub right now
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:44
|
|
|
drat, this Quiznos talk is for real! https://twitter.com/Bre_payton/status/1074720827705356288 Everything on the internet is real! The piss tape is real!
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:47
|
|
|
Oscar Wild posted:Yeah as long as America exists there will be really lovely chain restaurants. The Sizzler better be concerned about the looming Boomer death wave. Same for The Cracker Barrel. Oh man I hope they both start advertising Fortnight or Overwatch happy hour drink nights but still go under. I WANT TO SEE THOSE ADS!
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:49
|
|
|
LabyaMynora posted:drat, this Quiznos talk is for real! A Cassandra of our time.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:50
|
|
|
we need to move to a single prayer healthcare system
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:54
|
|
|
Quiznos good. Dead girl also good
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:54
|
|
|
LabyaMynora posted:For some reason I wanted to see where this dead chick went to college. Darwin gonna get ya
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:54
|
|
|
George H.W. oval office posted:Quiznos good. Dead girl also good I dunno, the one time I had it, it was like vomit on a toasted bun. Then that store closed down. Then there were stories about franchise owners literally abandoning their stores and employees paying out of pocket for ingredients just so they could keep working. Now I don't think I've even seen a Quiznos anywhere in over 5 years.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 04:57
|
|
|
twistedmentat posted:If only this could happen to Hammity or Rush. they're both filthy loving rich unlike this 26 year old person scraping a living out of ground floor punditry at two cents a word
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:05
|
|
|
Lime Tonics posted:if she was an anti-vaxxer it'd be parody at this point. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:06
|
|
|
I overlooked this initially but did Donnie really threaten to blow up his own damned month-old trade deal? In a loving tweet. Over steel slats? lol
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:07
|
|
|
yea.. he's somewhat of a retard, you could say.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:09
|
|
|
  It's like getting BINGO! Edit: confirmed real: https://twitter.com/Bre_payton/status/80193161552605184
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:12
|
|
|
The gift that keeps giving.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:17
|
|
|
LabyaMynora posted:drat, this Quiznos talk is for real! this response is great https://twitter.com/Quiznos/status/1075044320116436992 #LiveToastyEatToasty 🔥
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:20
|
|
|
Megera posted:does turnip seem like the kind of guy who listens to music ever Here are two unironic nominees. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08SCU-kAHe8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CHJ-CGup9k
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:21
|
|
|
Flesh Forge posted:they're both filthy loving rich unlike this 26 year old person scraping a living out of ground floor punditry at two cents a word if this lady wasn't a trust fund kiddy who got a wingnut welfare journo job based on rich mommy daddy connections, my mind will be blown.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:27
|
|
|
LabyaMynora posted:
Oh my god, my balls! They have been howled off.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:32
|
|
|
nooneofconsequence posted:this response is great #LiveToastyEatToastyTurnGhosty
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:38
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:39
|
|
|
Killer_B posted:Here are two unironic nominees. Let's start a Trump mixtape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDn25lW0O-o
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:40
|
|
|
Grape posted:Pelosi is from Maryland and made her political career in California so yeah. Lmao. PIZZAGATE: SOLVED.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:44
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 17:47 |
|
|
trem_two posted:#LiveToastyEatToastyTurnGhosty
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2018 05:44
|
|