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DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

yah

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

As a scholar of the most actually fash comic

Nah not really

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/Halo/status/1075421347012984832

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

I never asked for this.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
That's cool tho I want a Master Chief arm to jerk off with

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Imagije how much torque you can get on your Dingle dangle with a robo arm

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Farrier Theaks posted:

I never asked for this.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Jerk your hog right the gently caress off

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
can you make a metal dong so tough your cyber arm couldnt jerk it

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1075567733876641792?s=21

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
https://t.co/Piyj4DeZvu

Hamilton made people vote trump

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

The National Review posted:

8. Black Panther (on Netflix). A visual dazzler full of amazing landscapes and contraptions, the Marvel blockbuster featured a villain for the ages in Michael B. Jordan’s Erik Killmonger, a burn-it-all-down revolutionary whose destructive vision is grounded in the false utopianism of the 1970s pan-African radicals called the Black Panthers. That Black Panther the movie stands as a brisk rebuke to the Black Panther movement makes it as witty as it is thrilling.

how was this movie supposed to be woke again

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



same way hamilton was

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
it's automatically woke to be black or a woman

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Some Guy TT posted:

how was this movie supposed to be woke again

Woke is a semi-pejorative that depends on context. Woke as applied to any marvel movie is rightfully meant to mock.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Some Guy TT posted:

how was this movie supposed to be woke again

Was this written by Peter K. Rosenthal?

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

that got me curious whether the onion has ever written anything about black panther but this was the closest i could find

The Onion posted:

# 7 Ta-Nehisi Coates

After a year that included numerous high-profile appearances and a bestselling essay collection on race in America, writer and journalist Ta-Nehisi Coates is on track to be the public intellectual who white Americans assume speaks for every single black person in the country. From his insightful writings on the history of white supremacy in American politics to his blistering critiques of the Trump administration’s racist policies, Coates has continued to address social justice issues in a moving and thoughtful way, cementing his position as someone white people will look to as their only resource on the black experience.

Coates’ recent projects, including the Black Panther comic book series and instruction at multiple prestigious universities, have only heightened his status as a thinker whose work will inadvertently function as shorthand for “the issue of race relations” in the minds of white readers nationwide who will thereafter presume to have a comprehensive understanding of what it means to be black in America. And his upcoming collaboration with The Wire’s David Simon on an HBO series about Martin Luther King, Jr. will further cement his importance as a lone reference point for white Americans seeking to demonstrate their extensive familiarity with the black experience—a cultural contribution for which they are ever grateful.

which really confused me at first because if you don't look at the rest of the list this one sounds completely sincere

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's automatically woke to be black or a woman

more 👏 minority 👏 war criminals 👏

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


black panther is yet another demonstration that monarchs and nobles are always reactionary and will oppose any changes to the status quo, no matter how correct those changes might be

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
the moral lesson of every single marvel movie is that the existing neoliberal structures of society are the absolute best possible option, and also that any positive change that would need to be accomplished through violence is never never never worth it, because violence!!!!!

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

dont they also solve all their problems with violence though

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


tony stark destroyed an entire country and nearly wiped out humanity but its portrayed as morally grey because he saw the bad aliens

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

got any sevens posted:

more 👏 minority 👏 war criminals 👏



steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQukMSCmSrQ

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

remember when colin powell and condoleeza rice were considered the future of the republican party because as black people they were immune to being called racist im still kind of surprised neither of them tried to run for anything

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

Some Guy TT posted:

remember when colin powell and condoleeza rice were considered the future of the republican party because as black people they were immune to being called racist im still kind of surprised neither of them tried to run for anything

Thankfully, iraq

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Some Guy TT posted:

remember when colin powell and condoleeza rice were considered the future of the republican party because as black people they were immune to being called racist im still kind of surprised neither of them tried to run for anything
Condoleeza Rice would be a good "post trump" candidate but it's the Republican party.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

the succ zone is dead so im posting this here

https://twitter.com/kaludiasays/status/1077985011255730176?s=19

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
her twitter bio is loving incredible in how awful it is

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The only correct response

https://twitter.com/deviIjho/status/1078373560723353603

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




the succ zone got name changed to the dem primary zone

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Some Guy TT posted:

dont they also solve all their problems with violence though

thats their secret, they're always warcrimin'

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

The succ Zone is alive, strong and my friend, friend.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:holymoley:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

I will gladly wear this patch. Hell, I'd gladly get a tramp stamp of it.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

steinrokkan posted:

Comics are garbage for manbabies, sorry.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

people need to remember to screenshot tweets for when they're inevitably deleted

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

people need to remember to screenshot tweets for when they're inevitably deleted

Lol, that dumbass deleted it

Basically, it was a white, privileged woman who cares way too much about Harry Potter and Star Wars accusing another white, privileged woman (J.K. Rowling) of writing Slytherin as racist because she couldn't conceive of white people using their privilege to help less fortunate. She defended the tweet by saying she could say it because she was Slytherin and white. She, uh, didn't realize that claiming she was Slytherin implied she was all of those things.

Harry Potter was a big loving mistake

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

under george w bush, people wouldn't stop making comparisons to 1984

today, people won't stop making comparisons to harry potter

remember, things can always be worse

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