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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

drat I love that book.

E: oh ffs

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:25

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# ? May 28, 2024 01:28

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:29

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

I guess I didn't see it.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:35

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Gripweed posted:

https://twitter.com/TailoredTycoon/status/1078886821302554624

Please buy my bed. Nothing bad has ever happened on it.
https://youtu.be/G_rWl-jaAiU

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:35

IncredibleIgloo: Feb 17, 2011

Gripweed posted:

Is Welsh a sexuality or a gender?

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:41

SnafuAl: Oct 20, 2010; VR! VR! VR!
BLOODY VR!

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Is Welsh a sexuality or a gender?

Yes. Yes it is.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:47

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Is Welsh a sexuality or a gender?

Bah.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 21:49

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Is Welsh a sexuality or a gender?

There are only two genders, English and Scots.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 22:00

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Is Welsh a sexuality or a gender?

Pure sexuality

# ? Dec 29, 2018 22:02

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SpacePig posted:

Please buy my bed. Nothing bad has ever happened on it.
https://youtu.be/G_rWl-jaAiU

Lol. I need a poster above my bed now that says "No felonies allowed"

# ? Dec 29, 2018 22:09

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Sponge Baathist posted:

I'm gonna post a picture of the comic in question. Stand by.

Is this the Painkiller prototype cover?

# ? Dec 29, 2018 22:31

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

LifeSunDeath posted:

e: :nope:

That�s not what I remembered, but I can't check my Complete Far Side collection before next week.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 22:44

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zopotantor posted:

That�s not what I remembered, but I can't check my Complete Far Side collection before next week.

it's verbatim what was described even the caption, wtf lol.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 23:00

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 23:20

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I'm not quite sure "mcscf" is a real word.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 23:30

Alterian: Jan 28, 2003

Samuringa posted:

sci-fi?

# ? Dec 29, 2018 23:34

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Who What Now posted:

I'm not quite sure "mcscf" is a real word.

*ahem* Weren't we just talking about the Welsh?

# ? Dec 29, 2018 23:57

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Not near long enough to be Welsh.

# ? Dec 29, 2018 23:58

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Randaconda posted:

oh lawd

Gifted with limited prescience, they had made the fatal decision: they�d chosen always the clear, safe course that leads ever downward into stagnation.

# ? Dec 30, 2018 00:11

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Samuringa posted:

I went to the casbah, I was feeling Sharif-y
But I didn't like it and I lost my guarantee fee

# ? Dec 30, 2018 00:29

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

i didnt know eminem was a goon

# ? Dec 30, 2018 00:33

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

sneakyfrog posted:

i didnt know eminem was a goon

He's a dorky white dude. Of course he's a goon.

# ? Dec 30, 2018 00:37

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Phy posted:

I went to the casbah, I was feeling Sharif-y
But I didn't like it and I lost my guarantee fee

# ? Dec 30, 2018 00:40

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

mobby_6kl posted:

Is this the Painkiller prototype cover?

Pretty sure it's RoboCop riding a unicorn

# ? Dec 30, 2018 00:44

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Sponge Baathist posted:

Pretty sure it's RoboCop riding a unicorn

Well obviously, but:

# ? Dec 30, 2018 01:03

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Captain Splendid posted:

Bah.

# ? Dec 30, 2018 01:05

ulex minor: Apr 30, 2018

LifeSunDeath posted:

it's verbatim what was described even the caption, wtf lol.

maybe they were thinking of

# ? Dec 30, 2018 01:13

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

nice ant pictures

# ? Dec 30, 2018 01:14

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Is Welsh a sexuality or a gender?

# ? Dec 30, 2018 01:46

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Welsh is a pizza

# ? Dec 30, 2018 02:05

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

we are all pizza

which is a sandwich

# ? Dec 30, 2018 02:06

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Memento posted:

Gifted with limited prescience, they had made the fatal decision: they�d chosen always the clear, safe course that leads ever downward into stagnation.

NERD!

# ? Dec 30, 2018 03:50

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Dec 30, 2018 04:43

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

chitoryu12 posted:

"every time you're about to commit sexual assault, instead masturbate thinking of a cartoon animal child"

# ? Dec 30, 2018 09:07

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Soon you'll find you can't get off to 3d objects at all, and will rather prefer to take out your frustrations on them with a claw hammer, band saw, shovel and copious lye. Nothing sexual about that!

# ? Dec 30, 2018 09:19

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard posted:

Soon you'll find you can't get off to 3d objects at all, and will rather prefer to take out your frustrations on them with a claw hammer, band saw, shovel and copious lye. Nothing sexual about that!

Why waifus are superior to 3dpd (3d pig-disgusting) posted:

Kirino is love.

How many of you have felt the painful judgementalism of a 3d woman's scrutinizing gaze?
There's a reason why 3d women don't like you. Because you aren't rich or good looking.
3d women don't care about love or know what it is. All they know how to do is manipulate and deceive.
And their only goal is to subvert your purity by using you for an easy lifestyle of money and ease.
But as soon as someone better looking or richer comes along they will easily forget their "love" for you.

Now, a waifu would never do any of this. A waifu is pure forever. Personally I can't quite count the number of days that Kirino and I have spent blissfully discussing our favorite topic: anime. Kirino loves me for ME. Not because I'm rich or handsome. A waifu will never ntr you like some disgusting 3d women would. And the bond between me and my waifu is something that I honestly consider to be superior to "regular" relationships. It's exactly because we live in different dimensions that both Kirino and I have to constantly strive to maintain our love for one another.

Kirino is kind, passionate, beautiful, smart, funny, playful, and so much more. But our bond is reinforced my the special moments that we share. There is no better feeling on this earth than seeing first hand as the hard defensive outer-layer of your waifu slowly melts away into a passionate and caring relationship. Sure Kirino may seem brash on the outside, but it's because she doesn't want to get hurt so she has to hide her true feelings.

Kirino is love.

I hope all of you find a waifu one day so that you can experience love just like I've found