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Dude. I'm straight. *proceeds to suck cock and be sucked off*
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Dude. I'm straight. Hes heteroflexible which means he wont reciprocate either gender
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 08:18 |
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That's why the other guy left. I mean, I dumped my ex when I basically gave him daily blow jobs and he wouldn't do anything in return. Also, FWIW, swallowing a load is gross and that reaction of being ill is normal.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 08:22 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:That's why the other guy left. I mean, I dumped my ex when I basically gave him daily blow jobs and he wouldn't do anything in return. some gay men are legitimately satisfied being oral bottoms consistently (I've had this kind of a relationship for a few months with a certain guy and felt pretty good about it at the time), but it's pretty obvious his friend was hoping that giving oral sex would be a point of entry which could be expanded in terms of sexual and probably romantic outcomes. it is a good lesson to learn early, I suppose, that you should be aware of what you want and explicit about your expectations when pursuing someone.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 08:26 |
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If he can't control himself without pausing, he's not really tantric at all ... even if he thinks he is. And if you ask him to cum, he should oblige.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 08:40 |
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CheesyDog posted:Today in "How Can I Make This About Me" This person should break their legs instead, that'll REALLY show their dedication to peacocking the grieving process. The Iron Rose posted:I'd say this is the most I've ever seen someone own themselves but I know that there'll be a new low next week Probably but it'll have to be pretty drat impressive to beat the Parent Cuck.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 08:40 |
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Mr. Lobe posted:some gay men are legitimately satisfied being oral bottoms consistently (I've had this kind of a relationship for a few months with a certain guy and felt pretty good about it at the time), but it's pretty obvious his friend was hoping that giving oral sex would be a point of entry which could be expanded in terms of sexual and probably romantic outcomes. it is a good lesson to learn early, I suppose, that you should be aware of what you want and explicit about your expectations when pursuing someone. True. I heard of that type of partnership before but it didnt pop into my brain for this scenario and, yeah, like you said... I dont think this is an instance anyway. The guy is obviously avoiding Mr. Straight now and is likely trying to move on or at least get his emotions in check with a hiatus. I feel bad for the guy. A little. Mr. Straight needs a kick in the rear end for not only leading him on, blowing him and then complaining about how it made him feel sick, but for the audacity of trying to lead him on further(which have thankfully gone unanswered)
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 08:41 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:True. I heard of that type of partnership before but it didnt pop into my brain for this scenario and, yeah, like you said... I dont think this is an instance anyway. The guy is obviously avoiding Mr. Straight now and is likely trying to move on or at least get his emotions in check with a hiatus. I feel bad for the guy. A little. Mr. Straight needs a kick in the rear end for not only leading him on, blowing him and then complaining about how it made him feel sick, but for the audacity of trying to lead him on further(which have thankfully gone unanswered) yeah, the straight guy is pretty clueless for not piecing together what is going on in his friend's head (aside from the cumming, I mean) and how it must feel to be approached after being rejected. it's about what you'd expect from a 18 year old boy though, hopefully he will wise up from being chastised by internet strangers.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 08:48 |
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straight dude who does gay stuff with dudes did nothing wrong imo
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 08:55 |
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I keep having failed relationships with women, but luckily my guy friend is always there afterwards to support me emotionally and with blowjobs. not gay btw
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 09:27 |
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Barudak posted:Now the important part of this story is not that I don't remember the name of this film and that I'm sure as hell not searching on google based on what bare fragments I remember. Vanilla Sky
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 09:31 |
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jobson groeth posted:It's just a classic example of the fight or throw your kid on the ground response. she spiked that kid gronk style
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 10:00 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:That's why the other guy left. I mean, I dumped my ex when I basically gave him daily blow jobs and he wouldn't do anything in return. You just haven’t swallowed the right load
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 10:28 |
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Admiral Ray posted:How the gently caress you gonna give a no fruit jackwagon like that unripe fruits, what the gently caress Should have given him a green banana, a barely green banana (the best kind), a just yellow banana, a getting brown banana, and a bananabread banana. Fruits' taste and texture is vastly different with different ripenesses, and you gotta teach that picky motherfucker that maybe they'll like something at a certain way and it doesn't always taste bad or weird just because they ate a bad thing once. Kak posted:You just havent swallowed the right load swallow a guy's load after he eats a green banana, then swallow his load after he eats a ripe banana, then...
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 11:46 |
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It's not gay unless you admit it's gay
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 12:05 |
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Listen it's not gay unless the balls touch so as long as you're super careful you can totally get plowed in the rear end by your best friend and be straight as an arrow In the event that the balls touch you have to jump up and start accusing the other dude of being gay, and trying to make you gay, that way your heterosexuality will be preserved
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 12:27 |
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Prison rules, above the waist the performer is gay and below the waist it's the receiver. Therefore Captain Hetflex's friend is double gay while he's goddamn He-Man.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 12:54 |
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Tardcore posted:I keep having failed relationships with women, but luckily my guy friend is always there afterwards to support me emotionally and with blowjobs. not gay btw lmao this is perfect Kak posted:You just havent swallowed the right load Now, there is truth to this. What you eat can make an impact on flavor. Eat enough skittles and your partner can taste the rainbow!
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 14:34 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:Don't startle people while they're holding things you don't want to hit the floor. And don't be pissy when startling someone causes what they were holding to hit the floor. Agreed. Not quite the same but around the same young age I decided to just drop like a sack of potatoes while holding my mother’s hand and dislocated my shoulder. Husband in the OP would blame my mother for not letting go of my hand in that split second instead of chalking it up to toddlers being naturally clumsy and obstinate.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 14:53 |
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:What do you mean? He'd still have his dad Matt. Matt the jellyfish, who will get nudged back out of the way at the first obstacle. Haifisch posted:My boy friend (21 M) has never eaten a single serving of fruit or vegetables in his ENTIRE life..... he refuses to eat anything that’s not loaded with sugar and extremely processed quote:bagel with peanut butter That's the grossest thing ITT by far
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 15:01 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:From our friends at legaladvice The solution is to make a rap video with your dad calling out the person as a snake.
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Dienes posted:The solution is to make a rap video with your dad calling out the person as a snake. fuckin lol tho
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 15:16 |
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Fiance [25m] is very upset we didn't get to spend Christmas eve or Christmas together, due to a family emergency. How can I [24f] make it up to him? He will barely speak to me... [new] submitted 16 minutes ago by Emergencyproblem quote:Typo: Husband not fiance as we are now married. My lightly overweight friend [F22] is getting played by a guy she met on Tinder who is over her league. How do I [F22] tell her gently that this will keep happening to her because of her weight and dating being very appearance focused? Dating submitted 16 minutes ago by sorrycassandra quote:My friend is lightly overweight and has been like that her whole life. She has never had a boyfriend and someone suggested she tries Tinder. Said and done, she matched with a guy a couple of months ago. He's tall, nice looking and way over her league. I cheered her on in the beginning and told her she should ask him out on a date.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 17:12 |
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My wife(30F) of 2 years wants to be a stay at home mom , but i(31M) want her to continue working after maternity leave.quote:Here is some background -
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 17:26 |
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Motronic posted:Fiance [25m] is very upset we didn't get to spend Christmas eve or Christmas together, due to a family emergency. How can I [24f] make it up to him? He will barely speak to me... [new] Congrats, you married a manchild. quote:My lightly overweight friend [F22] is getting played by a guy she met on Tinder who is over her league. How do I [F22] tell her gently that this will keep happening to her because of her weight and dating being very appearance focused? Dating
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 17:26 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [33M] son [6M] has started calling my wifes [29F] boyfriend [29M] dad and it's upsetting me. This man should've invested in a spine instead of a wedding ring 8 years ago, drat. Motronic posted:My lightly overweight friend [F22] is getting played by a guy she met on Tinder who is over her league. How do I [F22] tell her gently that this will keep happening to her because of her weight and dating being very appearance focused? Dating People use tinder for sex!? *monocle pops out* Also I like the call out in the username.
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quote:My lightly overweight friend [F22] is getting played by a guy she met on Tinder who is over her league. How do I [F22] tell her gently that this will keep happening to her because of her weight and dating being very appearance focused? Dating The friend has a lot of hard lessons to learn about cutting lovely people out of her life. Starting with OP
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 17:35 |
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Motronic posted:
Reddit, I want to tell my friend “Bitch, you fat” but in the gentlest way, plz advise Fuck Your Website fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Dec 30, 2018 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:Reddit, I want to tell my friend “Bitch, you fat” but in the gentlest way, plz advise lmao Something in her mind collapsed when she learned that fat people gently caress. Thirsty bitches pull out the fat card to mask their jealousy.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 18:10 |
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r/legaladvice Is evicting our 32 y.o. daughter a violation of tenant rights? u/BrokenHoses quote:Arkansas. Our daughter is 32 and still lives with us rent free.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 18:10 |
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Sell the house, dumb-dumb.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 18:15 |
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Should I be worried about my boyfriends sexual orientation, and how much transparency can I ask for?quote:Some things have been troubling me (F30) lately and I just don’t know what’s in my head, what I should be worrying about and if/ how to address it with my partner (M32).
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 18:40 |
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Yikes
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 18:42 |
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Haifisch posted:Should I be worried about my boyfriends sexual orientation, and how much transparency can I ask for? I bet we can all guess what the Reddit comments are saying to this one. I imagine the top comment is that it’s NBD and she shouldn’t worry.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 18:49 |
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Haifisch posted:Should I be worried about my boyfriends sexual orientation, and how much transparency can I ask for? Jesus Christ are people calling kiddy diddling an orientation now? Dude needs a bullet oriented into his skull.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 18:56 |
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I [20's M] saw some pretty clearly visible sex toys in the main room of my fiends [mid 20's] house. Long story short because I hate long posts on here too. I went to a buddies house to play videogames with him and a bunch of friends. My eyes tend to wander around the room because I get pretty antsy, and I noticed some sort of vibrator and a large bottle of lube pretty plainly exposed under my best friends desk. My best bud has a light form of autism, he's very lonely, and I know he spends some time in chat rooms with girls, possibly guys who are in his same boat. I do not care about his sexuality, we never talk about it. His business is entirely his own, that's not why I'm posting anyway. My only concern is that he's neglecting to put this stuff away. Our other friends are not going to be as understanding if they found this stuff. So I kind of grabbed my shoe and pretended to get "mad" at the game and slid it over to knock down the bottle and the dildo, pushing it deep under the desk. I quickly retrieved my shoe before my friends did and I apologized for my "outburst" and we quickly resumed playing. No one mentioned the bottle or toy and I'm 99% sure no one but me saw or realized what they were looking it. He didn't notice the slide, I dont think he even realizes the toys were left out. My question: how do I approach telling him that he should probably be putting his sex toys away? I've seen it before, I just didn't realize what it was until tonight. My buddy already has a pretty tough time socializing and we live in a rural area that's not very accepting. We love our friends, but I dunno if this would change things and frankly, I want to save him the embarrassment. tl;dr: My buddy frequents chat rooms, he left his dildo and lube out, our friends are kind of conservative, and his autism ostracizes him enough. The post is kind of short, if you could please read the whole thing, I'd appreciate it! Please help me.
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LadyPictureShow posted:My wife(30F) of 2 years wants to be a stay at home mom , but i(31M) want her to continue working after maternity leave. Love to openly hate my wife. Did this get deleted? I can't find it on google or reddit's bad search. There's some spicy men's rights bait in this one and I want to see if anyone took it. Zzulu posted:It's not gay unless you admit it's gay Just a little experimentation (dozens or maybe hundreds of times, over the course of many months involving intimate experiences with someone that I am emotionally bonded to), nothing but straight bruh just needed a release. He does say he's flexible so he's not a dumbass "no homo" guy, but the attempt to create so much distance from recurring encounters because he doesn't define himself that way is probably pissing off the other guy. life is a joke fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Dec 30, 2018 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I [20's M] saw some pretty clearly visible sex toys in the main room of my fiends [mid 20's] house. Tell him the truth: As soon as you saw the sex toys your mind was full to bursting with gently caress thoughts, gently caress positions, and gently caress buddies. The eroticism strained the haphazardly sewn patchwork you call your mind and you began to unravel. If the toys are there again when you return, you don't know what will happen to your barely restrained and repressed lust. If your friend is okay with the consequences of that, then so be it. If not, and move on before you become the clumsy fuckbeast that cannot be corralled.
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# ? Dec 30, 2018 19:25 |
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that's the smoothest anyone's gotten a dildo behind a desk with a shoe since the Bush administration
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life is a joke posted:Love to openly hate my wife. Did this get deleted? I can't find it on google or reddit's bad search. There's some spicy men's rights bait in this one and I want to see if anyone took it. https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/aawz1o/my_wife30f_of_2_years_wants_to_be_a_stay_at_home/ For new posts, I've found the best way to search is to use one of the more unique words they use in the post. Also: quote:[–]Immediate_Day
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