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sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Fatty Crabcakes posted:

I don't want no bigfoots peeping at my titties tho

What about sasquatches?

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



*blasts through window, shakes off snow* how about yetis?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
No one ever remembers the bunyip. Poor forgotten bunyip.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sasquatches, maybe, but they got to pay

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

I hate samsquanches, those dirty bastards!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I thought the Australian Bigfoot equivalent is the yowie or something?

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Yowie lives on the land. Bunyip in the Murray a River.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Are bolo ties formal or casual?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

The MSJ posted:

I thought the Australian Bigfoot equivalent is the yowie or something?

That's the Japanese equivalent. They can be identified not by their overlarge feet, but by their massive hands and lust for younger, effeminate men.

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

jobson groeth posted:

No one ever remembers the bunyip. Poor forgotten bunyip.

Let's not forget the humble Skunk Ape


FreudianSlippers posted:

Are bolo ties formal or casual?

Both? Neither? Cowboy poo poo is hard pin down.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


AlbieQuirky posted:

I’m going to blow the lid off this social conundrum and announce that people should just loving say what clothes are permitted and what are forbidden.
Unless you're going to demand a very specific look, that would be a massive list.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Why can't they just teach this poo poo in schools?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

I just wear hawaiian shirts, jorts and socks with sandals everywhere.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Deep Thoreau posted:

I hate samsquanches, those dirty bastards!

Samsquanch is gonna get you

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Byzantine posted:

I just wear hawaiian shirts, jorts and socks with sandals everywhere.

Minus the socks and with more generic shirts and that's half my country atm.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Minus the socks and with more generic shirts and that's half my country atm.

Are you Australian?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Are you Australian?

That's what I assumed too

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Screaming Idiot posted:

That's the Japanese equivalent. They can be identified not by their overlarge feet, but by their massive hands and lust for younger, effeminate men.

So, the Japanese yeti is the anti-Trump?

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Byzantine posted:

I just wear hawaiian shirts, jorts and socks with sandals everywhere.

So you've been to a Hawaiian job interview as well?

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

Azathoth posted:

I don't get invited to fancy parties, so this is what I think when I hear "creative black tie":



Reverend Mother Mohiam is holding up pretty well. Not really digging the Bene Gesserit's new threads though.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

By popular demand posted:

I tried that once and got arrested for public nudity.
Get a longer tie

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Samovar posted:

So, the Japanese yeti is the anti-Trump?

So are most people, including over half of those who voted in 2016

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Screaming Idiot posted:

So are most people, including over half of those who voted in 2016

It’s a tiny hand joke, dog.

Possibly with a side of attraction to strong military men.

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

Screaming Idiot posted:

That's the Japanese equivalent. They can be identified not by their overlarge feet, but by their massive hands and lust for younger, effeminate men.

Like sasquatch, the yowi might be based on weird bears seen in the distance. Unlike its American cousin, experts are uncertain what definition of 'bear' the yowi is based on.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Presumably it would be the Asian black bear?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The orangutan sex slave forced to work at a BROTHEL: Perverts paid $3 to sleep with ape made to wear make-up and earrings - before she was finally rescued

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mail Online CAPITALISING certain important WORDS in their headlines is always AMUSING to me.

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice
2019 starting with a hell of a headline.
:stonk:

Dr. Zaius did nothing wrong

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ape Agitator posted:

2019 starting with a hell of a headline.
:stonk:

Dr. Zaius did nothing wrong

Post/avatar/username/context combo perfection.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Albuquerque Mayor Signs Bill Wearing PANTERA Holiday Sweater

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:black101:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Good taste. Pantera also contributed to one of the best SpongeBob episodes, I feel like I need to remind people of that.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Why is that news?


:gonk:

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Wheat Loaf posted:

Richard Littlejohn

As an addendum to your great summary, Littlejohn also ran a hate campaign against a primary school teacher when she came out as trans. She was harassed by his 'readers' (I use the term loosely because Daily Mail purchasers aren't known for their reading prowess) nonstop for months until she killed herself by filling her home with carbon monoxide - leaving a note on her front door warning people to be careful when they came in to retrieve her body, because she didn't want them to get hurt.

The guy is an evil piece of poo poo and belongs in prison for literally bullying a woman to death.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
If my death makes local news I hope it gets this treatment.
https://twitter.com/dhm/status/1080474786973798401?s=21

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






Welcome to 2019, we’re all loving doomed and Google will lead the way...

https://techcrunch.com/2018/12/31/this-clever-ai-hid-data-from-its-creators-to-cheat-at-its-appointed-task/

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





RIP SouljaGame (2018-2019)

https://www.vgr.com/souljagame-console-removed-store/

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



quote:

This is really just a lesson in the oldest adage in computing: PEBKAC. “Problem exists between keyboard and computer.”
What, in the cable?

The C is supposed to stand for "chair", ie. the human sitting in it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Henchman of Santa posted:

If my death makes local news I hope it gets this treatment.
https://twitter.com/dhm/status/1080474786973798401?s=21

You will be in our hearts forever Deedee Megadoodoo

I'll be honest and say I have no idea how to pronounce Deirdre, but it's probably something I would have asked or looked up beforehand.

e: Deidre in this case, apparently

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Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

You will be in our hearts forever Deedee Megadoodoo

I'll be honest and say I have no idea how to pronounce Deirdre, but it's probably something I would have asked or looked up beforehand.

e: Deidre in this case, apparently

Watch Ronin for a proper pronunciation. In fact, just watch Ronin for the car chases.

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