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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Another fun fact: did you know the wealthy make a really funny sound as the saw starts going through the cervical vertebrae?

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Fun fact: if we taxed Jeff Bezos and the Waltons at 99.2% they'd still be billionaires.

Even Grandma and John-Boy?

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Stoatbringer posted:

Even Grandma and John-Boy?

Especially Grandma and John-Boy.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman
Everytime you think it can’t be done, there it is:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/250975772083380226?s=20

Lol, what a loving cspam mod!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Tomorrow is Don Jr.s birthday.

Thoughts & prayers on a subpoena...

Happy Birthday, you son of a shitgibbon!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

LMAO the country and the economy are on fire, 401ks are in the toilet, the minimum wage is approximately 20% of what it was in the 80s and no one can afford healthcare, but hey, at least private jets are tax exempt.

MAGA!

You guys also get to take trophies of endangered animals home with you in your carry on iirc, the whole world is very jealous and talking about it!

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

armchairyoda posted:

Everytime you think it can’t be done, there it is:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/250975772083380226?s=20

Lol, what a loving cspam mod!

Yeah but the Dumb Dungus Doodoo Democrats ar-- SPLATTERING WET FART SOUNDS

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

Terminally Bored posted:

https://twitter.com/Indianapolis_NC/status/1079320965476102144

I know HuffPost is poo poo but it serves as a good list of 2018 Trump:
- When Trump used the children’s deaths to promote his border wall.
- When Trump said he’d defend Saudi Arabia even if the crown prince ordered the murder of a Saudi Washington Post journalist
- When Trump called Hurricane Maria’s death toll “fake news”
- When Trump met with Vladimir Putin and publicly defended the Russian president against accusations of meddling in the election
- When the Trump administration separated children from their families as part of his zero tolerance crackdown on illegal immigration
- When Trump called Haiti and African nations “shithole countries”


It’s too early for a worst of 2018 post. There are still two days left.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Rural America elected a mentally challenged racist pisschugger in an openly crooked election because having a black neocon president broke their collective brains.

LOL!

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004


that’s a lol

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

a new study bible! posted:

Rural America elected a mentally challenged racist pisschugger in an openly crooked election because having a black neocon president broke their collective brains.

LOL!

...and they couldn't handle a "First Woman President" follow-up because it would be "too progressive"

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

a new study bible! posted:

Rural America elected a mentally challenged racist pisschugger in an openly crooked election because having a black neocon president broke their collective brains.

LOL!

Exactly. If they think Obama was a socialist, boy they are going to hate when the actual left wing starts showing up.

I mean when the guillotine party is formed, obviously.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Splatmaster posted:

...and they couldn't handle a "First Woman President" follow-up because it would be "too progressive"
I don't think you can get more progressive than electing a C-Spam mod to the Presidency. It shows a tremendous commitment to equal opportunities.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


Man is a Hallmark gender invented by advertisers.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Fun fact: if we taxed Jeff Bezos and the Waltons at 99.2% they'd still be billionaires.

That's what pisses me off so much. Like a 50% tax on the super wealthy isn't going to make them any less able to buy and do whatever the gently caress they want.

But at least geriatric and journalist tag-team wrestling duos are confirmed to scare the hell out of C-spam mods.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






where men are finally free to wear traditional latin american garb, without getting persecuted

e: ah it's just a blanket thought it's a poncho, silly me

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Professor Shark posted:

Superman is an illegal

It's OK he's the good kind

(actually he's secretly Jewish :ssh:)

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

mike12345 posted:

where men are finally free to wear traditional latin american garb, without getting persecuted

e: ah it's just a blanket thought it's a poncho, silly me

its a rug

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Kashuno posted:

This is it. My balls are howling in another dimension

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1079006336954847232?s=20

I missed this primo lol last night

Holy loving poo poo :hmbol:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1079395894594887682

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



"What are you gonna do, indict me?" ~man indicted.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
:(

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...6f9d_story.html

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Fun fact: if we taxed Jeff Bezos and the Waltons at 99.2% they'd still be billionaires.
If you remove 99.2% of their heads they’d have no money at all.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




loving :lol:

Rudy is that kid in a Christmas Story that sticks his tongue on the pole after Trump "triple dog dared him"

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1079420891807793152?s=21

So much for owning the shutdown bitch

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


*Setting down his copy of The Art of War, Rudy picks up his phone and issues a challenge to Mueller to fight on his terms.*

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Rudy's trying to get indicted, get sentenced, and get pardoned before Pissbaby bites it

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Go choke on some low fat yogurt, Rudy

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Catastrophe posted:

You put bunches of $100 bills up your butt, squat over a politician, and force them to sing America the Beautiful while you blast poop-bucks onto their face.

And now we know how Boehner got his tan

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1079438551689900032

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

a new study bible! posted:

The Electoral College Rural America elected a mentally challenged racist pisschugger in an openly crooked election because having a black neocon president broke their collective brains.

LOL!

Fixed.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Nothing matters

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Nothing matters



Calls landlines at 10:30am on a Tuesday.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Burt Sexual posted:

Calls landlines at 10:30am on a Tuesday.

pretty much this.

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010


The "or shut up" bit makes it sound like Mueller has gone on a repeated tweet-spree taunting Trump and constantly ending his tweets with "100% COLLUSION! NO WITCH HUNT!" But then, I dont't remember Mueller bragging about the ongoing investigation much or at all, really.. Kind of what you'd expect from a professional.

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Burt Sexual posted:

Calls landlines at 10:30am on a Tuesday.

And only gets results from people who are so bored and lonely that they say sure, I'll take a survey about politics!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Horrorosaurus posted:

The "or shut up" bit makes it sound like Mueller has gone on a repeated tweet-spree taunting Trump and constantly ending his tweets with "100% COLLUSION! NO WITCH HUNT!" But then, I dont't remember Mueller bragging about the ongoing investigation much or at all, really.. Kind of what you'd expect from a professional.

Look mueller crossed a line looking into trumps finances, ok?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Horrorosaurus posted:

The "or shut up" bit makes it sound like Mueller has gone on a repeated tweet-spree taunting Trump and constantly ending his tweets with "100% COLLUSION! NO WITCH HUNT!" But then, I dont't remember Mueller bragging about the ongoing investigation much or at all, really.. Kind of what you'd expect from a professional.

Come to think of it, has anyone ever heard Mueller talk at all?

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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How long before we elect the president via cell phone app?

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Junk posted:

Come to think of it, has anyone ever heard Mueller talk at all?

It would be such a letdown if he sounded just like Jared Kushner.

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