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Ate My Balls Redux posted:You should make Hillary as Beavis on the other side of the couch saying "Liar! Liar! Liar!" In the original picture it's Biden but unfortunately Garrison's Biden is terrible and I can't draw so rip. 
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Lightning Knight posted:In the original picture it's Biden but unfortunately Garrison's Biden is terrible and I can't draw so rip. Well, neither can Ben Garrison 
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CmdrRiker posted:Yeah, did anyone start a govt shutdown betting pool yet? Every single furloughed worker with outstanding payments did I'm pretty sure. Betting (and hoping) that they'll make their payments.
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Craig K posted:please talk about something less inflammatory than politics in the politics thread, such as which style barbeque is the good one, and which season of the simpsons you should stop watching at. I stopped watching The Simpsons at the barbeque episode. Is Mayor Quimby the most relevant elected Blue Dog remaining, after Manchin?
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Lightning Knight posted:I'll be very surprised if the government is still shut down by the 10th. How though? Trump backs down? He gloms onto some fig leaf promise of a wall bill? UCS Hellmaker posted:He desperately wants AG or Secdef and everything has always been done to try and put himself there. As time goes on I think he's mostly just interested in attaching himself to someone at the center of attention. Before that was McCain, but now it is Trump.
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Craig K posted:please talk about something less inflammatory than politics in the politics thread, such as which style barbeque is the good one, and which season of the simpsons you should stop watching at. The government is shut down so there is no politics anymore
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Shifty Pony posted:How though? Trump backs down? He gloms onto some fig leaf promise of a wall bill? I think this ends when Congress reconvenes and Congressional Republicans have a very serious closed-door meeting with Trump where they yell at him for 20 minutes and he caves because he's a coward.
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1glitch0 posted:Clinton is running. Fritz Coldcockin posted:Hillary Clinton is not going to run for President in 2020. She's going to try and our only hope is that she gets spanked in the first 2-3 primaries. Fortunately I think that's likely to happen if the party isn't pushing her. Beto won't run for President but he might be somebody's VP pick.
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Lightning Knight posted:I think this ends when Congress reconvenes and Congressional Republicans have a very serious closed-door meeting with Trump where they yell at him for 20 minutes and he caves because he's a coward. Is there any evidence house Republicans are less cowardly than Trump?
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PerniciousKnid posted:Is there any evidence house Republicans are less cowardly than Trump? Congressional Republicans in general are cowards, but Mitch McConnell is not. He's many other unkind words, of course.
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Lightning Knight posted:I think this ends when Congress reconvenes and Congressional Republicans have a very serious closed-door meeting with Trump where they yell at him for 20 minutes and he caves because he's a coward. But they already did that (or similar). He was all for the clean CR but then went back to watching Fox News or talked with Miller and flipped. Unless they give him a bill to sign in their presence right after he agrees, any promises extracted in a meeting with Trump are meaningless.
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Lightning Knight posted:I think this ends when Congress reconvenes and Congressional Republicans have a very serious closed-door meeting with Trump where they yell at him for 20 minutes and he caves because he's a coward. He caves and pivots by claiming once again that Mexico will pay for his wall as well as adorn it with solid gold T's.
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PerniciousKnid posted:Is there any evidence house Republicans are less cowardly than Trump? What are you defining as brave in this situation?
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Lightning Knight posted:I think this ends when Congress reconvenes and Congressional Republicans have a very serious closed-door meeting with Trump where they yell at him for 20 minutes and he caves because he's a coward. So you're changing your av to Mitch McConnell with a Flavor Flav clock?  USPol Winter: More Prop Bets Than A Pub in Glasgow
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Your Boy Fancy posted:So you're changing your av to Mitch McConnell with a Flavor Flav clock? If this picture exists and you find it for me, I will queue this change. 
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Lightning Knight posted:I think this ends when Congress reconvenes and Congressional Republicans have a very serious closed-door meeting with Trump where they yell at him for 20 minutes and he caves because he's a coward. that or the WH coke(" " "soda* " " ") getter , his burger getter, and the toilet fixer not working finally convices him to finally stop the shut down. * nah its the white powder stuff** **like actually sugar, also the getters and fixers are just Don Jr and Eric.
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Lightning Knight posted:If this picture exists and you find it for me, I will queue this change. A cursory GIS failed me, and I'm a guy who lifts objects for money instead of ever learning photoshop. :alas:
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Lightning Knight posted:If you'd like to take bets on if this or that person runs, we have the following avatars we've decided on: theflyingorc posted:That butt picture from earlier You mean this one?    Because it's a great idea
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PT6A posted:Maybe the solution to possibly tainted water would be to officially, regularly supply fresh water so people, you know, don't literally loving die of dehydration. Not really as then you succumb to other issues like fatigue which leads to death. Or god forbid it makes you a type of sick that causes you to vomit which burns your body through fluids. Or something your body tries to pass through your urine which leads you right back to step one, dying of dehydration.
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If you're ever stuck in the desert just start digging. Even if you don't hit water you might hit treasure and then you'll be rich!
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Ague Proof posted:Trump showed his birth certificate after Bill Maher claimed his father was an orangutan. Poor baby doesn't like it thrown back at him, does he
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Tevery Best posted:You mean this one? Jesus Christ
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Push El Burrito posted:If you're ever stuck in the desert just start digging. Even if you don't hit water you might hit treasure and then you'll be rich! Is this the analog to the old Mitch Hedberg line? "If you're lost in the woods, gently caress it, build a house; you used to be lost, but now you live here." And it's kind of incredible how the non-CHUD conservative types aren't making the mental leap. They're crossing the desert, tainted water, no water, because even THAT is better than staying where they are. But that requires thinking about a hardship that they might only understand intellectually.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1079497288605683712 We elected an internet troll as President of the United States.
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Lightning Knight posted:If this picture exists and you find it for me, I will queue this change.  YEAH BUOY!
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Tevery Best posted:Someone who's not poo poo at gifs could probably animate them to switch from one to the other I'd suggest bill's face, her face, hillary 2020
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KillHour posted:
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Is this the analog to the old Mitch Hedberg line? "If you're lost in the woods, gently caress it, build a house; you used to be lost, but now you live here." They don't make the leap because they still think America is the greatest country on the planet, so why wouldn't anyone face danger to get here?
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1079497288605683712 Sounds like we don't need a border around the country, but instead a tax rebate to incentivize everyone to build their own wall around their home or business.
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CmdrRiker posted:Sounds like we don't need a border around the country, but instead a tax rebate to incentivize everyone to build their own wall around their home or business. No you've got it wrong. We need to give companies that build walls tax breaks, and that'll turn into cheaper walls for everyone! I'll be honest, sometimes it is nice to check the thread and see the same poo poo or pointless side-things being talked about, because that means nothing too crazy has happened.
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Lightning Knight posted:lol I'm gonna use this one. Might as well thrown in the alt text someone mentioned in the politoon thread. Hindsight is 20/20.
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Ate My Balls Redux posted:They don't make the leap because they still think America is the greatest country on the planet, so why wouldn't anyone face danger to get here? Oddly enough I hear tell of CHUD expats in Mexico. I mean, how does your wrinkled old white CHUD rear end spend significant time in Mexico and not figure out any of the dynamics behind irregular migration to the US and why the wall is a horrifically stupid idea? I understand that the racist's calculus goes something like "this is good, because the Mexican people are in Mexico and serving me, instead of daring to speak Spanish at the supermarket in America" but it still seems so bizarre to me.
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KillHour posted:Those are forward slashes. Colloquially referred to as just slashes. But what about everyone who reads from right to left? What do they call them? I had too many beers. ZypherIM posted:No you've got it wrong. We need to give companies that build walls tax breaks, and that'll turn into cheaper walls for everyone! Brilliant! Trickle down walls. CmdrRiker fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Dec 30, 2018 |
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