Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Proteus Jones posted:

I believe that�s the aftermath of the Hyatt Regency Walkway Collapse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyatt_Regency_walkway_collapse

111 people died.

Also, is that the color of the floor or blood in the right side of the picture.

Oh god,not only do you get your legs pulled out of their sockets but you're basically drowning for 9 hours, yeah i think i'll be giving walkways and escalators a wide berth this new year.

Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Dec 31, 2018

# ? Dec 31, 2018 20:51

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:07

graham cracker: Mar 8, 2004; "There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."

I guess elevated walkways are just a kind of panel, and it's funny how gravity works. Comic even.

# ? Dec 31, 2018 20:53

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

The floor was white.

# ? Dec 31, 2018 20:56

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Proteus Jones posted:

I believe that�s the aftermath of the Hyatt Regency Walkway Collapse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyatt_Regency_walkway_collapse

111 people died.

Also, is that the color of the floor or blood in the right side of the picture.

The wiki page is really something

quote:

Often, rescuers had to dismember bodies to reach survivors among the wreckage.[7] One victim's right leg was trapped under an I-beam and had to be amputated by a surgeon, a task which was completed with a chainsaw.[13]

# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:17

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

ILU guys but you are really harshing the vibe of the .... _{~furiously checks notes~} ... Funny Comic Panels Thread.

# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:18

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

Look, look! It's a panel. It's not very funny, but no one is dead! much

# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:24

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Toshimo posted:

ILU guys but you are really harshing the vibe of the .... _{~furiously checks notes~} ... Funny Comic Panels Thread.

My bad. I seriously thought I was in the Crappy Construction or OSHA thread.

Mea Culpa

here. Have a montage.

# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:29

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

This is super dumb, but I applaud their commitment to the joke:

Justice League Quarterly #2.

# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:40

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
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Proteus Jones posted:

My bad. I seriously thought I was in the Crappy Construction or OSHA thread.

Mea Culpa

here. Have a montage.

pt 2

# ? Dec 31, 2018 21:50

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

This is super dumb, but I applaud their commitment to the joke:

Justice League Quarterly #2.

That deadpan punchline repetition reads like a Leslie Nielsen joke. I mean that as a compliment.

# ? Dec 31, 2018 22:06

Nipponophile: Apr 8, 2009

Chinston Wurchill posted:

This is super dumb, but I applaud their commitment to the joke:

If the next panel isn't "<My mother-in-law's leg?>" then they didn't fully commit.

# ? Jan 1, 2019 00:53

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

That is easily the fastest a group of redshirts have ever ingratiated themselves to me, please tell me that they survive their encounter with the Captain's mother-in-law's leg.

# ? Jan 1, 2019 01:17

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Keeshhound posted:

That is easily the fastest a group of redshirts have ever ingratiated themselves to me, please tell me that they survive their encounter with the Captain's mother-in-law's leg.

They did! The giant leg belongs to Mr. Nebula, who's like Galactus except he redecorates planets instead of consuming them.

Justice League International is really great.

# ? Jan 1, 2019 04:01

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

They did! The giant leg belongs to Mr. Nebula, who's like Galactus except he redecorates planets instead of consuming them.

Justice League International is really great.

Real name: Kirtan-Rodd

# ? Jan 1, 2019 05:57

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Red posted:

Real name: Kirtan-Rodd

Knowing Giffen/DeMatteis I don't know if you're joking or not.

# ? Jan 1, 2019 07:33

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

ManiacClown posted:

Knowing Giffen/DeMatteis I don't know if you're joking or not.

Yeah given Giffen invented Argh-yle I don't know if this is on point or not

# ? Jan 1, 2019 08:31

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

ManiacClown posted:

Knowing Giffen/DeMatteis I don't know if you're joking or not.

He isn't. Mister Nebula also has a herald named the Scarlet Skier, whose real name is Dren Keeg. Spell it backwards.

# ? Jan 1, 2019 18:57

Adnor: Jan 11, 2013; Justice for Daisy

Don't have the source, but this panel has always made me laugh:

Please don't tell me if it's an edit, I want to believe it's real.

# ? Jan 1, 2019 21:46

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

I kinda want to know more of the backstory here.

(New Avengers V2 #7)

Posting some pages from later in the run over in the Badass Thread.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 01:12

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Ygolonac posted:

I kinda want to know more of the backstory here.

There's no backstory, I guess Bendis found it funny or something. Later, Ryan North would retcon this from a kind-of-implied relationship to something much sillier in a letters column (that I can't find right now).

# ? Jan 2, 2019 01:30

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Who is Luke in that last panel.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 02:01

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

ManiacClown posted:

Knowing Giffen/DeMatteis I don't know if you're joking or not.

The Justice League stop him by taking him to Las Vegas where Mr. Nebula is so overwhelmed by its beauty that he agrees to let humans finish redecorating the planet on their own.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 05:31

Conrad_Birdie: Jul 10, 2009; I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Random Stranger posted:

The Justice League stop him by taking him to Las Vegas where Mr. Nebula is so overwhelmed by its beauty that he agrees to let humans finish redecorating the planet on their own.

That issue of JL Quarterly was legit one of the first comics I ever read, and is thus extremely near and dear to my heart and weirdly formative to me in general! I would buy copies of it whenever I would come across one, and it took YEARS for me to realize it was a parody of the first Galactus storyline. All my copies of it got destroyed in the NC hurricane this year though.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 05:45

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

TwoPair posted:

There's no backstory, I guess Bendis found it funny or something. Later, Ryan North would retcon this from a kind-of-implied relationship to something much sillier in a letters column (that I can't find right now).

yeah at the time, SG was still an answer on internet quizzes. No one expected her to become, like, a mainline character so they could imply silly backstory without it actually meaning something

# ? Jan 2, 2019 06:00

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

TwoPair posted:

There's no backstory, I guess Bendis found it funny or something.

It is funny. :mad:

# ? Jan 2, 2019 07:01

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

Conrad_Birdie posted:

That issue of JL Quarterly was legit one of the first comics I ever read, and is thus extremely near and dear to my heart and weirdly formative to me in general! I would buy copies of it whenever I would come across one, and it took YEARS for me to realize it was a parody of the first Galactus storyline. All my copies of it got destroyed in the NC hurricane this year though.

The only series I already own and rebought as a collected/omnibus edition is Planetary. The only other series I�d do this for is the complete JLI. Give me all of it, the whole darn thing because I loved every minute of that gloriously silly series, it just doesn�t get enough love.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 14:08

DONT TOUCH THE PC: Jul 15, 2001; You should try it, it's a real buzz.

I'm way more into European Comicbooks by virtue of geography, but I have to say that when I encountered JLI I loved the poo poo out of it.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 15:01

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

TwoPair posted:

There's no backstory, I guess Bendis found it funny or something. Later, Ryan North would retcon this from a kind-of-implied relationship to something much sillier in a letters column (that I can't find right now).

I believe the official answer is now that he stole her cab.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 00:14

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Someone post that panel peeking in on the sexual fantasies room inside Logan's brain filled with recognizable super ladies. It's been a while since I've seen it, but isn't SG in there?

# ? Jan 3, 2019 00:43

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

Choco1980 posted:

Someone post that panel peeking in on the sexual fantasies room inside Logan's brain filled with recognizable super ladies. It's been a while since I've seen it, but isn't SG in there?

SG, Spiral, Mystique, Emma, The Phoenix Force

# ? Jan 3, 2019 00:45

amigolupus: Aug 25, 2017

TwoPair posted:

There's no backstory, I guess Bendis found it funny or something.

Ugh. This reminds me of that one goon who made a post about an Illuminati comic where Bendis reduced the romantic history between Tony and Madame Masque into a 'joke' about "lol you slept with an ugly woman".

# ? Jan 3, 2019 00:48

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Choco1980 posted:

Someone post that panel peeking in on the sexual fantasies room inside Logan's brain filled with recognizable super ladies. It's been a while since I've seen it, but isn't SG in there?

Beaten eaten by hundreds of squirrels must've turned him on

# ? Jan 3, 2019 01:01

How Wonderful!: Jul 18, 2006; I only have excellent ideas

Squirrel Girl was fundamentally a blank slate at the time who had only been written, to my knowledge, by Dan Slott and Will Murray. It's not a hysterical knee-slapper but I don't see it as intrinsically gross either-- in between her first appearance as a teen hero and her long stint of periodic GLA appearances her age was nebulous afaik and vaguely in the range of perma-20s that most minor characters settle into. The joke as I understand it is that Wolverine's past is convoluted and exasperatingly imbricated in every byzantine corner of the MU, which like-- low-hanging fruit perhaps but not necessarily rotten fruit.

The holiday special pages posted earlier were, to me, way grosser, but Bendis is a more readily legible punching bag than Jeff Parker I guess. Although to be fair that Madame Masque scene was deeply obnoxious and a pretty ugly indicator of some of BMB's worst writerly tics.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 01:05

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

amigolupus posted:

Ugh. This reminds me of that one goon who made a post about an Illuminati comic where Bendis reduced the romantic history between Tony and Madame Masque into a 'joke' about "lol you slept with an ugly woman".

A woman that looks like Doctor Doom. People like to really stretch that one so they can be offended.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 01:18

Wanderer: Nov 5, 2006; our every move is the new tradition

Choco1980 posted:

Someone post that panel peeking in on the sexual fantasies room inside Logan's brain filled with recognizable super ladies. It's been a while since I've seen it, but isn't SG in there?

The take on that that I liked, told by "unpretty" on Tumblr, is that every woman in that scene is posing seductively or coquettishly except Doreen, who's happy and smiling.

Which suggests that one of Logan's innermost fantasies is just running into Doreen under circumstances in which she's actually, genuinely glad to see him.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 01:37

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Wanderer posted:

Which suggests that one of Logan's innermost fantasies is just running into Doreen under circumstances in which she's actually, genuinely glad to see him.

I like that. Also it's pretty attainable since she's *always* genuinely happy to see someone.

# ? Jan 3, 2019 01:38