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C2C - 2.0 posted:It's already off to a crackin' start. Walking down Toulouse, weaving thru the crowds, some random woman got in my face and screamed "BITCH!" as loud as she could and just went about her business. dude do you work at Molly's, that place ruled
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sexpig by night posted:dude do you work at Molly's, that place ruled No but I know a couple people who do. It is indeed a good time.
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McCloud posted:Oh you voted for Hillary? I guess thst means you endorse warcrimes and bombing the poor, according to your own brokebrained logic, you illiterate dumbass. Yes, I made the personal choice to endorse a lesser evil and I've made my peace with it. However, I wouldn't blame someone for choosing not to legitimize evil instead. I'm sure you thought this was some super slam, but sorry to disappoint you
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Ague Proof posted:gently caress off. lol dude constantly melts down for the entire world to see.
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Ague Proof posted:gently caress off. i think she has a pretty good chance against him at least more then clinton did. it sucks that she tried to do the DNA testing poo poo because that was dumb as hell. what i worry about is that she won't hit back on trump and will try to do the west wing high ground poo poo constantly.
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skylined! posted:Look back at his catalogue of Edgy Funnyguy Stuff through this new lens of ‘forced voyeur masturbator who picks on young adults making change after watching classmates be murdered’ and there’s a good chance you will no longer find any of it funny. Maybe some of his writing but his stand up has always been this awful angry old man edgelord mess. The part about him hating deer is still funny. The part about him being freaked out that his date wanted him to rape her are loving hilarious, but for different reasons.
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C2C - 2.0 posted:Thank your lucky stars. I'm about to go bartend in the French Quarter for the next 9 hours or so. I'd give years off my life to be at home right now. Bless you and good luck.
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Party Plane Jones posted:
Staying in bed eating weed and hydrocodone recovering from a surgery.
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Be safe y'all this New Year's Eve, don't drink and drive like a shitlord.
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we got bottles upon bottles of fruity-rear end wine, ranging from an excellent port to ten liters of diluted rose table wine
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ReidRansom posted:Staying in bed eating weed and hydrocodone recovering from a surgery. Same minus the surgery.
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If you host the party, you never have to drive anywhere.... And by party I mean breakfast for dinner and my wife, I, and 4 friends drinking champagne in our pajamas. Wine nerd edit: What port?
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If you’re not eating snacks and watching Space 1999 with friends what is even the point of your New Years Eve Go look at a rosier form of what we hoped for the future, where the god damned moon leaves Earth’s orbit, presumably destroying the Earth, and then the moon has adventures poo poo makes Star Trek TOS look positively tame, poo poo is wild, get the gently caress in and get confused
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Saxophone posted:If you host the party, you never have to drive anywhere.... from some fuckin unknown* Wisconsin winery that fuckin owns pieper * - by which I mean I, a Texan, had never heard of it
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technically the rose table wine isn't diluted, it's exactly the same abv it came out of my uncle's basement which is to say five-ish
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I've got such a loving head cold I don't think I'll drink anything. On the plus side I have a crystal head vodka skull purchased for consumption election night 16, which I thought would be for celebration. I've had the empty skull in my den since then. My wife just told me her plan is the day Trump leaves office she's going to take that thing and loving shatter it. I love her so much.
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:I've got such a loving head cold I don't think I'll drink anything. January 2025 gonna be lit at your house
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:I've got such a loving head cold I don't think I'll drink anything. Don't, that is the containment unit for Dan Akroyd's blowjob ghost
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:I've got such a loving head cold I don't think I'll drink anything. It's very *coughs* smooth.
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GoutPatrol posted:Don't, that is the containment unit for Dan Akroyd's blowjob ghost Well poo poo now I'm going to smash it right away
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Well poo poo now I'm going to smash it right away That scene baffled me as a kid and I'm only slightly less baffled by it all these years later.
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1glitch0 posted:That scene baffled me as a kid and I'm only slightly less baffled by it all these years later. Dan Akroyd: What if a ghost didn't want to be caught? It would blow you, right? Harold Ramis: Dan, I'm not really sure we need to explore Dan Akroyd: Well it's in the script now
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1glitch0 posted:That scene baffled me as a kid and I'm only slightly less baffled by it all these years later. By the time Ghostbusters was released I'd long since already seen the blowjob emergency autopilot bit from Airplane...  my innocence...EDIT: My parents took me to the drive in to see "Dirty Harry" not long after it came out, and later on "Death Wish" so my claims of innocence are a bit inaccurate.
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1glitch0 posted:That scene baffled me as a kid and I'm only slightly less baffled by it all these years later. "Dan are you having a good time?" "Eh I dunno, this movie is fine but it feels like it's missing something..." "How about if a ghost just goes to town on your dinkus unprompted and never mentioned again?" "NOW we're makin movies!"
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Dan Akroyd: What if a ghost didn't want to be caught? It would blow you, right? Harold Ramis: But do we need the Napoleon military outfit? Dan Akroyd: YES!
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USPOL: Some things NEVER get better and NEVER change.
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Your Boy Fancy posted:If you’re not eating snacks and watching Space 1999 with friends what is even the point of your New Years Eve Space 1999 is one of those shows that people keep trying to develop modern remakes of, but it keeps getting shipwrecked in Development Hell because no one can surmount the hurtle of its "this was made in the 60s by people who don't know what science is" premise.
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BonoMan posted:USPOL: Some things NEVER get better and NEVER change. Mods, please
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:Actually he was extremely funny and him turning out to be a sex pest was kind of a shock because he really came off as aware of his privilege in his comedy. Honestly it kinda makes him worse, he knew what he was doing was wrong. A tonne of his comedy was about him being a giant child with 0 impulse control. "I can't walk past a cinnabon without stuffing my maw", "I sometimes need to jerk it in the middle of the day". Him whipping it out in front of female coworkers and not stopping to think about the consequences/harm didn't suprise me at all.
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Your Boy Fancy posted:If you’re not eating snacks and watching Space 1999 with friends what is even the point of your New Years Eve I feel marathon watching Black Mirror for the first time alone in the dark sets a more appropriate tone.
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