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hyperhazard posted:There's so much to unpack there. Why is one section whited out? What do the words in the parenthesis mean, and why are they crossed out? Why would anyone believe that a test would include making your own meme? i've had enough tests in highschool where the teachers put silly things like making a poem about chemistry for some extra points to believe this is a thing that could happen. Roobanguy has a new favorite as of 10:10 on Dec 30, 2018 |
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I am a teacher. We do stuff like that for lots of pedagogical reasons, but the main ones are 1) it gets students to think in a new way about what they are learning, which can lead to new insights as well as helping a student remember a concept and 2) because we want learning to be fun  This is probably fake tho.
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failing forward posted:I am a teacher. We do stuff like that for lots of pedagogical reasons, but the main ones are 1) it gets students to think in a new way about what they are learning, which can lead to new insights as well as helping a student remember a concept and 2) because we want learning to be fun This^ Except having it be anything other than extra credit is a bit of a dick move.
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Assuming 12 is a low score, I believe that he got that for the test.
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Turning his phone off would have been 10 times easier and more effective, even if this was real he's clearly be a moron for doing needlessly complicated poo poo instead of an easy solution. Lil Swamp Booger Baby has a new favorite as of 05:53 on Jan 1, 2019 |
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That was a Fresh Prince bit, except it was about a pager. That's how old the joke this guy tried to pass off as a real story is. Also come to think of it, the entire joke behind the bit was what a terrible idea it was
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JebanyPedal posted:even if this was real he's clearly be a moron for doing needlessly complicated poo poo instead of an easy solution. The Elon Musk of stdh.
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Yeah, and at standardized tests they specifically ask for phones to be turned off. Anyway, just good old Dunning-Kruger in action.
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Whenever I see this I'm always like "why is it weird for your phone to go off in Canberra???" until I remember which particular stupid stdh it is. Also in our equivalents you have to leave your phone in a big pile at the front of the classroom along with your bag. Having your phone off but on your person is very much a failable offence.
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Skwirl posted:Assuming 12 is a low score, I believe that he got that for the test. A "perfect" score on the ACT is 36 if I remember correctly (which I may not). A girl a grade younger than me got a 35 back in the early 90s and it was a big deal.
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Aleph Null posted:A "perfect" score on the ACT is 36 if I remember correctly (which I may not). A girl a grade younger than me got a 35 back in the early 90s and it was a big deal. I don't know if it was true or not but there was a story that the head of the School Board in my district got a perfect score and they made him retake the test
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No paint or food in sight, guaranteed he shouted at them to come out and salute the tv so daddy can go viral.
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Even if it was real, I was a True Patriot as a dumbass child True Patriot kids become angry teens with gay muslim punk friends.
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I hope they fire the OP.
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Just say the drat ham tastes great, but have you tried the more expensive kind? It's amazing. Then offer the slice to them and make money. I would complain too if the deli person started talking about their religion to me.
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Good thing the OP was paying attention! It takes at least an hour for the tainted pig soul to drop off an unwashed meat slicer
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NtotheTC posted:Good thing the OP was paying attention! It takes at least an hour for the tainted pig soul to drop off an unwashed meat slicer If you keep strict kosher then you actually would ask for a slicer that hadn’t touched ham
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You'd also prolly go to a kosher deli. Or halal deli if Muslim. (ie delis that don't serve ham)
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frustrated stdh writer: argh, what is this customer going to call those red conical hats with white poms? Satan hats? ... gently caress it, "cute hats"
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I mean, it's STDH but people have been utter jackasses to me about pork and wine. The thing is, you don't go into a calm discussion of religion, you just learn to deflect and not even let it come up in the first place. Like the comment above, you just say something like "Oh our customers love that ham" or "Actually people really rave other this other more expensive one."
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kimbo305 posted:frustrated stdh writer: I feel like if it we're a Santa hat they would have described it as a Santa hat and not a hat with antlers that said "Rock Christmas" there's a lot of stdh going on but that probably isn't one of them
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As a Christian I have strong feelings about traditional yuletide fezes.
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I’m actually dying over here. This is so staggeringly lame I have to believe it’s real because the alternative - that someone made this up thinking it would make them look cool - makes me want to blow my brains out.
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I used to say "I'm celiac so idk if [$4 biscuit full of wheat] is good" but now I just say "yeah it's nice but what's even better is [$8 cake full of wheat], especially with ice cream (also contains wheat in the glucose syrup for some reason, but importantly is like $1.50 extra)".
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Ice cream with wheat in it is the loving devil. Don’t put wheat in things that don’t ordinarily have wheat in them. This goes for you, too, chicken broth 
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The grnadmother has been death for twenty years!! 
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Calling out her grandma for being full of herself.
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get that OUT of my face posted:https://twitter.com/soalexgoes/status/1079589482603708416 Her probably fake grandma thought she was hot as a young woman and as a millennial the tweet writer is constantly drowning in an abyss of self-loathing. Just a normal tweet asking for confidence?
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get that OUT of my face posted:https://twitter.com/soalexgoes/status/1079589482603708416 Abuelita is a narcissist.
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tongiht i want to show ou all the greatest post of all time. solemnly read on, this is..*shakily typing* this is the post...this one itself pls take this energy into the new year
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I used to say "I'm celiac so idk if [$4 biscuit full of wheat] is good" I read that at first as "I'm celtic" and I couldn't figure out why Irish people can't eat wheat.
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Len posted:I feel like if it we're a Santa hat they would have described it as a Santa hat and not a hat with antlers that said "Rock Christmas" there's a lot of stdh going on but that probably isn't one of them Mmm, you're right -- I retract my protest like a journalist faking reports.
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get that OUT of my face posted:https://twitter.com/soalexgoes/status/1079589482603708416 I think it's meant to be a poorly-paced joke? Like the setup would be getting you to expect some affirmative "you are beautiful, precious granddaughter" but then veers into "it's me, I'm the most beautiful, get on your knees and worship me, peasant".
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https://mobile.twitter.com/phubans/status/1080226927355592704 "My grandma's 3ds died ):" "Wow I went viral buy my game so I can by her a switch" "Okay you twisted my arm I made a GoFundMe so I can buy her a switch" Uh huh. Suuuuuure
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r/IDontWorkHereLady is an absolute goldmine of stdh. This prick, for example:an absolute liar posted:Oh so I had a fun one the day after Christmas. Got lots of gift cards so I went to a store that has an “eye” for a logo because I wanted to try to get a pair of AirPods. (Probably my fault for daring the after Christmas crowd) I keep my badge for work on a lanyard that I use a keychain/loop to attach to my pants since I have a real habit of misplacing it.
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