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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Can't die if your soul can't leave your body *temple tapping meme*

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV5JOQyUYNg

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/shaun_jen/status/1079870104639324161

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
seinfeld is so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4w4MEkZLWg

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

im so bad at crim i wouldnt even know where to buy drugs in the first place

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Epic High Five posted:

What is everybody's resoltuions

Mine are to hit the gym sun-thurs and only drink Fri and Saturday (and Thursday when I go out for karaoke)

And to cover myself in flex seal so that I can never die, a fun Lifehack I learned from someone we will refer to only as H.K.

i made like 8 resolutions last year so i wont do any this year

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



And yeah I'd kiss ghouliani for 50k, that'd basically wipe out all my debt and be a big chunk of a home with enough property to start a Marxist guerilla cult

Also nobody said I couldn't wear poison ivy lipstick

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Zyla posted:

im so bad at crim i wouldnt even know where to buy drugs in the first place

usually through friends or coworkers

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
dont be a square???

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

rear end cobra posted:

:swoon:

im in love with rudy, dax from ds9 and the girl im actually in love with. rudy the most

Everyone loves fruity rudy!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Zyla posted:

im so bad at crim i wouldnt even know where to buy drugs in the first place

Just go up to any union laboroer and ask them, but first bitch about alimony and your whore ex wife so they trust you

cnut
May 3, 2016

Bert Roberge posted:

Is it 2019 in Hawaii yet?

I don't know :ohdear:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




same

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Epic High Five posted:

Just go up to any union laboroer and ask them, but first bitch about alimony and your whore ex wife so they trust you

lol this will actually work 90% of the time

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
if i wanted to buy drugs i'd probably go to the police station and say i have drugs, they love that poo poo haha

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
then after they beat me i'll get drugs in the hospital that i won't pay for bank rupt FUCKETS

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
don't tell cops u have drugs tho :nono:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Bert Roberge posted:

Is it 2019 in Hawaii yet?

do they know it's christmas time at all :ohdearsass:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

the paradigm shift posted:

usually through friends or coworkers

poo poo

Hot Karl Marx posted:

dont be a square???

poo poo

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Admiral Ray posted:

don't tell cops u have drugs tho :nono:

Ya then they'll take them and sell them

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

A Handed Missus posted:

do they know it's christmas time at all :ohdearsass:

:lol: one of the most weirdly racist songs ever.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
drink booze the last few hours and nothing, come home and start drinking water and i feel like im gonna puke. maybe its too cold?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

Plans weren't confirmed to be on until 10pm at which point I had resigned myself to staying in aka already gotten drunk

Finished The Half Has Never Been Told and it turns out that not only was John Brown a legendary badass who was right about everything, but also pretty much everybody else back then who had any power was a huge cuck who loved slavery almost as much as they loved being a coward

oh hell yeah this is going on the kindle

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/496756082489171968

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hot Karl Marx posted:

drink booze the last few hours and nothing, come home and start drinking water and i feel like im gonna puke. maybe its too cold?

Water probably has a bunch of fracking chemicals in it

I turned my heat up as a new year's gift to my dog because i keep my apt pretty cold and he loving hates it but it'd be like an extra 70 smackers a month to make it as warm as he'd like so lol(TT)(+_+)

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I've spent the last three hours writing reports for lab samples best described as "Hey lab nerd, we found this dust in the exhaust work. Can you tell us what it is?"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ShriekingMarxist posted:

oh hell yeah this is going on the kindle

I cannot recommended it highly enough to every single person in the US

It's like a people's history but laser focused on slavery and capitalism and is laid out like a really comprehensive yet accessible narrative

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/urbanfriendden/status/1080038595665297409

:chaostrump:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


What the kid said to his antivaxx mom

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
think i just hosed up a friendship of 10 years happy new years trump

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Mustached Demon posted:

I've spent the last three hours writing reports for lab samples best described as "Hey lab nerd, we found this dust in the exhaust work. Can you tell us what it is?"

Human skin, mites, and cat hair?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Admiral Ray posted:

don't tell cops u have drugs tho :nono:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

think i just hosed up a friendship of 10 years happy new years trump

did that recently it sucks :< goon dolences

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
also pretty sure i lost my phone

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


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