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uh can i just cut my smartphone use by 5% and have sex 800 times because that's still more than twice a day and honestly
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1079888205351145472/video/1 thank you
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tacodaemon posted:everybody used to have sex 43.8 times a day before smartphones came along This is why wilt chamberlain was considered an incel, poor guy only hosed 2 - 3 times a day
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tacodaemon posted:howie scream thanks!
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A Handed Missus posted:he should bring back the combover for 2019 yes but also colored and styled like the president, donald j trump
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My hand can't handle 16,000 more orders thanks tho
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Duscat posted:uh can i just cut my smartphone use by 5% and have sex 800 times because that's still more than twice a day and honestly no
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rear end cobra posted:yes but also colored and styled like the president, donald j trump 
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tiup https://i.imgur.com/NaUogzm.mp4
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also if ur porkin like 16,000 times a year maybe invest in a vasectomy because at that point even a 0.0001% chance is a sure thing
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Joementum posted:donald trump seems to think that nancy pelosi is chuck schumer. she.... she is not. classic trope of good cuck / bad cuck negotiating
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i will gently caress the smartphone 16000 times
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rear end cobra posted:when i first saw rudy on 9/11 i thought to myself “I’m going to marry this man” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zQ_xCX6TA4
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Unperson_47 posted:i will gently caress the smartphone 16000 times not sure a smartphone can consent
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just gently caress ur smartphones libtards lmao idiots
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Unperson_47 posted:i will gently caress the smartphone 16000 times 
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this is how they lubricate the bollard
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Epic High Five posted:also if ur porkin like 16,000 times a year maybe invest in a vasectomy because at that point even a 0.0001% chance is a sure thing Once you have 255 kids the court can't figure out child support payments since their systems are 8 bit
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Drop your phones and grab your bones
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rear end cobra posted:when I forget my phone I just walk around nutting into any cavity that comes around get banned, louis
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I havent put on pants yet today and I'm watching college football I don't care about from the couch
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Bearjew posted:not sure a smartphone can consent just put this case on it 
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*16 year old me watching 9/11 on tv with this song as the soundtrack in the scorsese movie about rudy*
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*while lubricated the bollard* NO MOM, SHUT THE DOOR
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they say pisstape is on the other side of hte road https://i.imgur.com/HsB00ub.mp4
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Duscat posted:just put this case on it sperm whale
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sperm wail sperm well sperm WALL
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quote:If you gave up your device for a year, you would have time to make love about 16,000 times (assuming you’re like most Americans and your lovemaking sessions last an average of 5.4 minutes, not counting foreplay).
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Jeanne Calment, the oldest woman who died at 120, might have been a fraud It could turn out shes actually Yvonne Calment,the daughter of jeanne who died in the 1930s, the daughter would have switched identities with her mom to avoid paying inheritance tax I call this Fraudy Friday
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the average american has 5-minute sex with 5-inch cocks
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discoukulele posted:the average american has 5-minute sex with 5-inch cocks WALL
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Happy new year goons! I bless the rains down in Africa.
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Unperson_47 posted:WALL through M
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