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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hard to educate yourself when suddenly WALL

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



TRUMP

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
lmao I'm the contextualization of everything except for the male orgasm as foreplay

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



build a wall around my butthole

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

TMMadman posted:

LIKE A DOG!


are u some sort of time wizard??

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
wow can you imagine all the loving that happened before smartphones existed?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

discoukulele posted:

the average american has 5-minute sex with 5-inch cocks

one inch per minute is 0.001 miles per hour

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

crazy cloud posted:

lmao I'm the contextualization of everything except for the male orgasm as foreplay

i hope you dance

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Louisgod posted:

wow can you imagine all the loving that happened before smartphones existed?

no i cannot that is too big a number

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Kentucky Colonel McKrystal's

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i have a date for friday, i have a bad feelijg im going to screw this

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
so can i still browse the forums during foreplay i'm not sure i'm understanding this new smartphone based gently caress science

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Obama's house in DC (2446 Belmont Road NW) might not have a 10-foot wall around it but it does have 9½ baths

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Kurtofan posted:

i have a date for friday, i have a bad feelijg im going to screw this

its going to be good

remember, 2019 owns

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



too bad americans dicks are too short to fit thru the glory holes that trumo demands

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
McKrystal of Star Fox

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
Whomst among us would give up phones in order to gently caress approximately 44 times a day

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Kurtofan posted:

i have a date for friday, i have a bad feelijg im going to screw this

https://twitter.com/CornOnTheGoblin/status/919446494851211265

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


trup

https://i.imgur.com/CPrpqKG.mp4

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
new year same fat bitchy tweets

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
i would love to disappoint somebody an additional 44 times per day

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



tacodaemon posted:

Obama's house in DC (2446 Belmont Road NW) might not have a 10-foot wall around it but it does have 9½ baths

this is worse than a wall

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

alnilam posted:

through M

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




the Wall "thing"

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Unperson_47 posted:

this is worse than a wall

obama's house just got 10 more baths

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

discoukulele posted:

the average american has 5-minute sex with 5-inch cocks

five minutes? i thought the average was 2.5. this is very unsettling.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Kurtofan posted:

Jeanne Calment, the oldest woman who died at 120, might have been a fraud
It could turn out shes actually Yvonne Calment,the daughter of jeanne who died in the 1930s, the daughter would have switched identities with her mom to avoid paying inheritance tax

I call this Fraudy Friday
'The paper is not peer reviewed and relies exclusively on circumstantial evidence. One of the paper’s key evidentiary points, for instance, is a Facebook poll of 224 people reporting that Calment did not “look” like a supercentenarian. At another point, the paper tries to justify Calment’s alleged tax fraud by writing that she “hated socialists.”

Nevertheless, Zak provides evidence to show that Calment seemed to bear a closer resemblance to Yvonne than purported photos of herself as a young woman. It cites reports from witnesses, including a former mayor of Arles, saying that she looked and acted younger than her supposed age.'

lol ok Mr Zak

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

isnanely hosed up lol

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Kurtofan posted:

Jeanne Calment, the oldest woman who died at 120, might have been a fraud
It could turn out shes actually Yvonne Calment,the daughter of jeanne who died in the 1930s, the daughter would have switched identities with her mom to avoid paying inheritance tax

I call this Fraudy Friday

Is this her?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

crazy cloud posted:

lmao I'm the contextualization of everything except for the male orgasm as foreplay

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i got the 9½ bath info from this article full of real estate agent photos from before obama bought the place https://www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/real-estate/news/g2535/obama-new-house-photos/

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
All that I hope from the wall is it looks like the first boss from contra.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


obama has a separate bathtub for every one of his white genocide trophies and he uses the sink in the half bathroom for washing his bunglers fingers so his victims cant smell the stale soup and milk from afar

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

yes, trump has also become disillusioned with his genitals

where we're going we wont need genicals

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Smythe posted:

isnanely hosed up lol

theres actually 2 kindgoms but instead of earth and heaven they are the mushroom kingdom and the sexy mushroom kingdom

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

wall-huck

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


theres two kingdomz

nut 1

nut 2

known as deez nuts

:vince:

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bip Roberts posted:

All that I hope from the wall is it looks like the first boss from contra.

i hope it has wheels like a giant room divider

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