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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


WALL (NOW)

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gay baby

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:


nut 1

nut 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5WNUMMPuw4

:sherman:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



huh, cabbage actually held up decently well

shame it'll lose its wedge shape as I transfer it because it's a big batch goin' in tupperware

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/Yusukelogist/status/1079769739386281985

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
happy birthday to WALL

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/karengeier/status/1080099906012962816


Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
very kind of the president to trump on this momentous day

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

tacodaemon posted:

wild how the WH makeup people instantly ditched the smoky eye look for she-huck after that comedian whose name i forget said her eye makeup was made of the ashes of lies or whatever

michelle wolf

the funniest part was how the entire right misheard her call hux fat and ran with it breathlessly for an entire day and then after being demanded to apologize for calling her fat (which wolf did not at all do) she was like "here's what i actually said" but still apologized for being misheard

decorum poisoning is very real

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



betty white is 96

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Skypie posted:

Working to book some stuff for our honeymoon and order a few things. The wife wanted to get some lingerie

And let me express a frustration I've had for years: I really fuckin hate that "intimate" wear for men is a joke. As in, it's almost always a literal joke about elephant trunks or something. I don't really know what I'd want it to be, but it's all basically jokes or weird fetish wear. Maybe it's just aimed at other demographics and not meant to appeal to cishet dudes like me, but I do wish I could find intimate wear to match hers that didn't make me feel like someone was having a laugh at my expense

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_UzHxDl-zg

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
how do you document having more than one half-bath? do halve your way up like 2.75 baths or 3.875 baths

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

triple sulk posted:

betty white is 96

the anti sex number

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/haydenaudette51/status/1080185682931400706

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
2019 and president still dumb as gently caress??

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIMpVunf5Co

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


lmao just wear bigger versions of what she has on

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm the man made of bricks

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

beto sex cramp posted:

how do you document having more than one half-bath? do halve your way up like 2.75 baths or 3.875 baths

Two and a half and a half and a half and a half and a half and a half and a half and a half and a half and a half and a half baths

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rpOsU1ecJE

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The plural of half bath is halves bathe.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


most conseravacomics have no talent but tina toon especially has no talent

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Why The Office of the Presidency Will Finally Change Trump in 2019, a Wapo op-ed by Charles Krauthammer's phantom

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Addamere posted:

this just shows to highlight that the solution is not a non-shutdown government but non-lovely people

if only there was a final solution to the lovely people problem

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


piss

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

hell yeah keep it shut down forever

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
pro tip: make your half-and-half bathroom smell better by lighting a reagan-scented candle

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
its only 1:45 but im sleepy :(

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Addamere posted:

The plural of half bath is halves bathe.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP92iaaqeQI

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

god drat the New Years owns, 2019 is loving awesome

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1080124615920373760?s=21

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



what were you watching on tv on new year's day 1969?


Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



the world's most signed post

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

triple sulk posted:

betty white is 96

e c i n

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I talk too much before the date, i might say dumb poo poo

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKmDvQBunRw

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