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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
It's going to turn out that the original Q was some sort of horse_ebooks situation, a malfunctioning bot.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Happy....Q Year

https://mobile.twitter.com/travis_view/status/1080155942283403264

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


The amusing thing about Notch is he could have been like the toast of programmers everywhere if he had been just marginally less greedy.

Mojang had 40 employees when he sold it. He could have negotiated a deal that made every one of them multi-millionaires, kept himself around in a bullshit leadership role to "keep the team together", and still been a billionaire.

Instead he booked it to LA with the entire $2.5B and the employees got $300k (but only if they stayed on for 6 months).

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Shifty Pony posted:

The amusing thing about Notch is he could have been like the toast of programmers everywhere if he had been just marginally less greedy.

Mojang had 40 employees when he sold it. He could have negotiated a deal that made every one of them multi-millionaires, kept himself around in a bullshit leadership role to "keep the team together", and still been a billionaire.

Instead he booked it to LA with the entire $2.5B and the employees got $300k (but only if they stayed on for 6 months).

Enough smoke was blown up his rear end by the gaming press desperate for an indie messiah, that he bought the hype and thought it really was all him.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Like all men over 35, Notch was radicalized by Getting Divorced.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Their party and their Messiah have been in control of the entire federal government for almost two years and their lives are still poo poo or even worse. Clearly, they gotta get a military junta in power before things can get better.

I wonder what they start clamoring for after two years of Junta. Getting the priests in power?

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

I wonder what they start clamoring for after two years of Junta. Getting the priests in power?
My money on "executing people daring to complain about the Junta online but only after torturing them horribly".

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/NinerNabs49/status/1079782603505324039

When George Soros dies put money on them going all in on “faked his death” and he will be the true mastermind behind every right wing fever dream past the point of Soros' 120th birthday in 2050

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NinerNabs49/status/1079782603505324039

When George Soros dies put money on them going all in on “faked his death” and he will be the true mastermind behind every right wing fever dream past the point of Soros' 120th birthday in 2050

Isn't Hillary that already though?

Also lol another BIG date come and gone. When will these loving simpletons get a clue, or will they still be waiting for the Tribunals and GEOTUS to save them when AOC is President in 2030, and Trump died bankrupt 9 years ago?

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

TulliusCicero posted:

Isn't Hillary that already though?

Also lol another BIG date come and gone. When will these loving simpletons get a clue, or will they still be waiting for the Tribunals and GEOTUS to save them when AOC is President in 2030, and Trump died bankrupt 9 years ago?

How many millions of people live their lives earnestly expecting Jesus to show up any day now and make everything perfect for them while smiting their enemies? They are awaiting the arrival of a messianic figure who - if he existed at all - lived and died over a millennium before any of them were born.

Qanon is a cult, even more than the regular GOP is, full stop. If you are approaching it logically as though it were a political ideology or movement, rather than what is: a religious movement - you are doing it wrong and will get nowhere. Donald Trump is a messianic figure for these people. If you run a world-filter over their ramblings and replace Trump's name with 'Jesus' then it reads more or less indistinguishably from the fevered rantings of American protestants from decades gone by.

EDIT: I know I've said it before IRL, and I think people in this thread have too. But basically Qanon is the Apocalypse of John for the cult that is the GOP. The GOP is the mainstream religion, and the Qultists are the mystics delving real deep and hard into the most esoteric and intense aspects of the faith.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Has anyone tried to sow dissent in the ranks and gently caress with these idiots by doing like a

Q compromised
1-1-2019 Deep State moving
Remember Wall? What is covfefe
Coup-de'tat?
Democrats 1-3-2019 summoning: Soros?
55,17,32
Look for the signs. They are there
I am here to continue the plan

#R

I feel like it would be super easy to make your own dumbass persona and claim the current Q is an agent for the deep state or compromised or something, because there is no central figure; just gibberish posts

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

fishmech posted:


This is a video put together by the developers/sellers of the house which shows off all the amenities, from before he bought out the house: https://vimeo.com/102897742

Holy poo poo its like if Tony Starks house and Bojack's house had a baby. If I lived there it would alternate between having parties full of pornstars and warhammer tournaments. I'd probably be surprised how much crossover there would be with that too.

Living in some opulent Bevery Hills mansion is like one of my few really crazy dreams. Though I was thinking of a more art deco golden age mansion, but something like this would be acceptable to. Just need 85 million USbux.

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NinerNabs49/status/1079782603505324039

When George Soros dies put money on them going all in on “faked his death” and he will be the true mastermind behind every right wing fever dream past the point of Soros' 120th birthday in 2050

I can bet that actually happened, but it was probably no less sinister than any other funding calls fundraisers give candidates. But it being (((SOROS))) it was clearly about Beto beginning white genocide by bringing Muslims over the Mexican boarder.

Also the sinister thing is not that a political candidate was secretly recorded by LEOs, but who they were talking to.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

TulliusCicero posted:

Has anyone tried to sow dissent in the ranks and gently caress with these idiots by doing like a

Q compromised
1-1-2019 Deep State moving
Remember Wall? What is covfefe
Coup-de'tat?
Democrats 1-3-2019 summoning: Soros?
55,17,32
Look for the signs. They are there
I am here to continue the plan

#R

I feel like it would be super easy to make your own dumbass persona and claim the current Q is an agent for the deep state or compromised or something, because there is no central figure; just gibberish posts

Yeah, but people will just explain it away as Q tricking Deep State.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

fishmech posted:

Nah man you totally misunderstand, the wall of candy came with the house.

Because the house was designed to be sold to a rich celebrity who'd use it for frequent parties, so its got all kinds of weird amenities befitting a party house, like the candy dispensers and the huge garage with car elevators and all the rest. He seems to have purchased it just because it was the most expensive house available around LA when he got the payout.

This is a video put together by the developers/sellers of the house which shows off all the amenities, from before he bought out the house: https://vimeo.com/102897742

man you arent kidding, that place is built for massive events.

no wonder hes so miserable

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

I love how unimaginably lovely WWG1WGA is as a phrase. It doesn't make a word, it's too long, and even when it's spelled out it sounds weird as hell. "Where one goes, we all go" would be still be dumb, but wouldn't look like someone had a stroke halfway through thinking it up.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Anything more comprehensible and coherent sounds too much like THAT drat EEEBIL DEVIL LIBERAL POISON SOCIALIZM!!!!!!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Blarghalt posted:

I love how unimaginably lovely WWG1WGA is as a phrase. It doesn't make a word, it's too long, and even when it's spelled out it sounds weird as hell. "Where one goes, we all go" would be still be dumb, but wouldn't look like someone had a stroke halfway through thinking it up.
That's just terrible marketing. Which means trump, master of marketing, can't be Q!

We're narrowing down the search! Quick: ask Q if they're turned on by horses or millionaire dick! We'll crack this code yet!

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS

Blarghalt posted:

It doesn't make a word,

wuggle wugga

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler

wiggy wagga

what a wonderful phrase

fishception fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Jan 2, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Blarghalt posted:

I love how unimaginably lovely WWG1WGA is as a phrase. It doesn't make a word, it's too long, and even when it's spelled out it sounds weird as hell. "Where one goes, we all go" would be still be dumb, but wouldn't look like someone had a stroke halfway through thinking it up.

They think it sounds smart because it has strange grammar, just like the impenetrable books they were forced to read in high school.

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1080473465096826881

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

zoux posted:

They think it sounds smart because it has strange grammar, just like the impenetrable books they were forced to read in high school.

Anastrophe’s power is real.

No one would remember JFK’s inaugural address if he had said “Don’t ask what your country can do for you”.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also Yoda

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



zoux posted:

They think it sounds smart because it has strange grammar, just like the impenetrable books they were forced to read in high school.

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1080473465096826881

"Q"uiznos, known agent of the Deep State :shepface:

Waiting for insane chuds to attack Quiznos locations looking for the Deep States Bio Weapons program

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

TulliusCicero posted:

"Q"uiznos, known agent of the Deep State :shepface:

Waiting for insane chuds to attack Quiznos locations looking for the Deep States Bio Weapons program

https://twitter.com/Jack_Burkman/status/1080499698744680448

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

Platystemon posted:

Anastrophe’s power is real.

No one would remember JFK’s inaugural address if he had said “Don’t ask what your country can do for you”.

It's kind of the giveaway that whoever invented the phrase is a soft-brained boomer, ain't it

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Blarghalt posted:

It's kind of the giveaway that whoever invented the phrase is a soft-brained boomer, ain't it

I'm definitely picturing someone who has owned or still owns a Tough Tweety Bird shirt.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
"An Injury To One Is An Injury To All" is far snappier

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Trump is bringing leaders in to the situation room to discuss the shutdown today. Expecting the Qult to really ride this wave.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Blarghalt posted:

It's kind of the giveaway that whoever invented the phrase is a soft-brained boomer, ain't it

Eh, I don't think they are.

Because it's just a quote stolen from this movie, about kids learning how to sail a ship with a few experienced sailors and then there's a big storm and they have to fight to survive with the power of teamwork or whatever: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Squall_(film)

I believe that the line gets used at the start of the movie as a corny "I'm the teacher but I'm going to try to be cool" line for teamwork, and then during a big disaster scene one of the teens quotes it back at the guy to show he really did learn the power of teamwork. It only looks so stupid and ridiculous because you have these chuds chanting it 900 times a day for a year plus.

fishmech fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jan 2, 2019

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

im the guy who thinks the CIA murders with swine flu

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

A Q apostle gives a recap to the true believers (it's a big long thread):
https://twitter.com/prayingmedic/status/1079945014640177157
https://twitter.com/threadreaderapp/status/1079985903253233664

Zero_Grade fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Jan 2, 2019

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



is that the same sex scandal that we've all known about for decades of nothing really happening because of it?

Argas
Jan 13, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

TulliusCicero posted:

"Q"uiznos, known agent of the Deep State :shepface:

Waiting for insane chuds to attack Quiznos locations looking for the Deep States Bio Weapons program

Wouldn't the Q be a marker that it's actually pro-Q?

Unless it's the deep state! Again! Who knew you could not trust things with the letter Q in them.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Is this guy's cited source just another loving lunatic's twitter thread? Lmao

We are getting close to the point where we will be able to ask them for a source and they will just say "someone very plugged in and reliable. Oh wait it's me!" :smug:

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

TulliusCicero posted:

Is this guy's cited source just another loving lunatic's twitter thread? Lmao

We are getting close to the point where we will be able to ask them for a source and they will just say "someone very plugged in and reliable. Oh wait it's me!" :smug:
Isn't that what they're doing now? "Using my experience in blahblah I have decoded this message. Please ignore the first seven misreads: this one is SURE to be it."

Argas
Jan 13, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
Crowdsourcing your prophets.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
my uncle dave, retired operator, has verified that the child sex slaves under the getty are loving our posts

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

my uncle dave, retired operator, has verified that the child sex slaves under the getty are loving our posts

How did you not tell your uncle of your work for the Soros Antifa Super Soldiers?

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS

From the Q-Anon Facebook Group posted:

BREAKING *** 😮😮

Last night was out of a mission impossible movie.
Rogue players in a military unit paid for buy the FBI made an assassination attempt on POTUS gunfire erupted POTUS was taken to an underground bunker. At the same time 50 Elites around the world we're attempting to pull out 5 trillion out of the banking system to collapse the financial system.
Their plan was to kill the president and kill the financial system at the same time.
Luckily there planned failed thanks to secret service and a Marine who was captured in Russia that was being tortured to Spill the Beans and he disclosed a Rogue military unit protecting the president we're planning to kill the president. Russia relayed the information to Secret Service they attempted to escort the unit out and then that's when gunfire erupted.
#Mindblown

poo poo IS POPPING OFF IN MY MINDWORLD

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The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
why would elites want to destroy the global economy

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