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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




one of the first things i think of every single day i wake up is the 45th and current president of the united states of america, donald j trump

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

https://youtu.be/GS69owXpGdY

why is beto doing these

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Brad Parscale always looks creepy to me. he's up to some dark deeds behind closed doors

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080088373451206656

just look at how loving good this tweet is/was, and waking up to it

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
guys, its a reference to the religious dictum that romney can't have warm drinks

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

DryGoods posted:

Brad Parscale always looks creepy to me. he's up to some dark deeds behind closed doors

I listened to all 240 seconds of his fundraiser message on that phone number and he is very bad at think

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080088373451206656

just look at how loving good this tweet is/was, and waking up to it

i can only attribute this tweet's energy to Trump getting some from Melania on NYE, which is something that probably happens less than once a year

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

His essay also includes the circular logic "America is wealthy in part because it has wealthy people"

I found the following sources to back up my assertion in my previous post

Largest coal reserves: https://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.php?id=2930
Supplied 80% of Allied oil needs during WWI and two-third of world oil production during 1920: https://www.thebalance.com/how-natural-resources-boost-the-u-s-economy-3306228
I should substitute out this source with a more credible one, but I'm out of time
Arable land area: https://www.helgilibrary.com/indicators/arable-land-area/
Placed at an absolute advantage over allies and enemies by economic situation post-WWII: https://eh.net/encyclopedia/the-american-economy-during-world-war-ii/
https://visitpearlharbor.org/didnt-american-initially-join-war/

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080088373451206656

just look at how loving good this tweet is/was, and waking up to it

i literally woke up to this tweet, and laughed in bed and tried to smother myself with my own pillow as i was still drunk but no i was still laughing

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

trying to get in touch with the american eeveryman, the mechanical meat men, the docile danger, the torqued tomorrow.

trump

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DryGoods posted:

Brad Parscale always looks creepy to me. he's up to some dark deeds behind closed doors

lol no way, he seems like a cool dude

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe



sorry for shopping in the texts but i guess i don't got what it takes to physically deface currency for the sake of a dumb joke

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
no, it doesn't make much sense but you have to remember that there are a ton of dudes in the republican party who hate mormons

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I cannot emphasize enough how much I want a primary challenger to Trump

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Joementum posted:

guys, its a reference to the religious dictum that romney can't have warm drinks

the word of wisdom

:worship:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


i think she's an AI

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


a.lo posted:

ghosts don't care once they're dead

I'm... A ghost??

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Joementum posted:

guys, its a reference to the religious dictum that romney can't have warm drinks

that's some dumb poo poo


that's dumber than drinking literal piss

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

If the Primaries are just all Democrats that's going to be so goddamn miserable. Just give me a couple Republican debates. Trump v Mitt v some random wildcard. Maybe Trump actualy does pull the troops out so some general runs on a platform of a return to endless war

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Joementum posted:

guys, its a reference to the religious dictum that romney can't have warm drinks

what like cups of piss?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
pretty sure mormons can have warm drinks as long as the cup has the image of the penis angel etched into it

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

ShriekingMarxist posted:

i wonder if the "you're saving money on gas!" people realize how many poor folks activate their debit card at the pump when they've got a $1 in the bank account and pump a whole tank full of gas into the negatives after squaring their bills and food sitch for the pay period

where do you live that gas pumps let you do this

most places you swipe your card and it's like a $75 pre-auth that gets adjusted down to the actual amount after you stop filling up

if you don't have the pre-auth money in your account then you get to walk into the station and say "$2 of gas on pump 10" to the cashier who has been trained not to smirk at your broke rear end but can't help themselves

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Kind of tired of "Trump"

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



people defending warren on twitter over the course of the last day or two is super fuckin lmao btw

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Kilmers Elbow posted:

i think she's an AI



I read her book, she owns. She's an animist. She doesn't just tell you how to de-clutter your home, she tells you how to store your winter clothing without causing it any undue emotional stress.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Duscat posted:



sorry for shopping in the texts but i guess i don't got what it takes to physically deface currency for the sake of a dumb joke

is that euro dolar up top a skybridge

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Trump stayed up past midnight last night. He saw the fireworks. He said so

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

triple sulk posted:

people defending warren on twitter over the course of the last day or two is super fuckin lmao btw

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Unperson_47 posted:

that's some dumb poo poo


that's dumber than drinking literal piss

look, a dude murmured into his hat which had a scrying stone in it and used that to translate the golden tablets sent down from heaven and they showed that Jesus would be reborn in Missouri and that he could have as many wives as he wanted but he couldn't drink anything warm

you have to make trade offs in life

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

excited to enroll my children in the pedophile threesome school

https://twitter.com/rschooley/status/1080178305381199872?s=21

https://twitter.com/rschooley/status/1080258199536594944?s=21

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Unperson_47 posted:

that's some dumb poo poo


that's dumber than drinking literal piss

quote:

According to Smith's followers, Smith said he took the plates from the box, put them on the ground, and covered the box with the stone to protect the other treasures that it contained. Nevertheless, the accounts say that when Smith looked back at the ground after closing the box, the plates had once again disappeared into it. When Smith once again raised the stone and attempted to retrieve the plates, he said that he was stricken by a supernatural force that hurled him to the ground as many as three times.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1080284664168935424

can't hurt those saudi feelings

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

skaboomizzy posted:

where do you live that gas pumps let you do this

most places you swipe your card and it's like a $75 pre-auth that gets adjusted down to the actual amount after you stop filling up

if you don't have the pre-auth money in your account then you get to walk into the station and say "$2 of gas on pump 10" to the cashier who has been trained not to smirk at your broke rear end but can't help themselves

yes, the gas station attendant who has been TRAINED not to empathize with your poor aas

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


lincoln chafee lives here

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lmfao

hahahahahaha

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
mitt romneys favorite meat is hotdog

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

just lol if you pay taxes on fuel instead of using dyed diesel

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1080282734986227714

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


ShriekingMarxist posted:

the fact that nobody has exploded at him for one of his rambling bullshit non-meaning-anything spiels is a testament to how decorum poisoned this country is, and at the end of the day what a bunch of cowardly non-confrontational cucks americans are on the whole, completely cowed by "legitimate power" and subservient to their "wealthy betters"

just look at anything the guy has said transcribed word for word into text, hearing it in real time and not exploding that he's not saying anything or answering anything concretely, cut him off, start insulting him, shake him out of his bullshit frenzy and force terse yes or no answers, something for gently caress sake

that's the main thing about trump; he saw the grift on 24/h cable news TV for years, seething at everything and absorbing it, how politicians get passes for non-answers and tornadoes of nonsense by talking heads, never being pinned down and scrutinized, and like that guy who memorized the board patterns on Press Your Luck he's running it to the hilt, and now everyone is learning from it and realizing there's so much more expansive wilderness beyond what they've been doing, he's a bold explorer in new frontiers of bullshitting, and his spiels will get more obtuse and arcane and more legitimate every day as he amasses people around him to interpret everything like the loving oracle of delphi

it's pretty funny that we're such head of state cucks considering, ostensibly, the entire point of this country is not having a monarch

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Unperson_47 posted:

is that euro dolar up top a skybridge

that's the white house where doland trump is your president

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