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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



luv my master dealmaker whose only move is to sulk and whine if he doesn't get everything he wants immediately

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Gripweed posted:

Trump is just going to keep the government shut down for the next two years.

he's welcome to try but some poo poo 8 gon' last that long

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



lmao art of the deal

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



deals deals deals deals

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



motherfuckin deals and wheels

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



meals and deals on wheels

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



build the wall out of meals and deals on wheels

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Gripweed posted:

Trump is just going to keep the government shut down for the next two years.

hopefully six

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Gripweed posted:

Trump is just going to keep the government shut down for the next two years.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Epic High Five posted:

luv my master dealmaker whose only move is to sulk and whine if he doesn't get everything he wants immediately

honestly, assuming that the Democrats will blink first because they're afraid of conflict seems like a pretty solid strategy

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
lol I was walking around in La Jolla today with wife and kid and spotted a Cruz 2016 sticker on a car window. wished I had a TMP sticker on hand to slap over it lmbo

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Why not just fund the wall? You know, to keep Trump happy and stay quiet foe a while?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Gripweed posted:

honestly, assuming that the Democrats will blink first because they're afraid of conflict seems like a pretty solid strategy

otoh if there's 2/3 in each house (which is possible because even the dominionist vampires want to keep delivering the pork) piss daddy can veto bofa

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Democrats already gave Trump over 1.4 billion dollars for his wall. Trump has spent 6% of it to date.

This shutdown is over nothing. nothing

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Epic High Five posted:

luv my master dealmaker whose only move is to sulk and whine if he doesn't get everything he wants immediately

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

tacodaemon posted:

hey squizzle check out this cool building




spite houses rule

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

It's important to remember that the Democrat position isn't even "no wall". Their starting point was only 1.8 billion for the wall. That's what Schumer wants, 1.8 billion.

If the shutdown goes on for a while, I find it very hard to believe that the Dems won't start edging that 1.8 up towards the 5 Trump wants

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

using funding bills as an avenue of legislation is just a bad idea regardless

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
it sucks we only have 6 more years of trump

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


a.lo posted:

Why not just fund the wall? You know, to keep Trump happy and stay quiet foe a while?

because the dnc thinks that #resisting WALL is the thing that makes the blue ballots go in the box

e: in fact, not even #resisting, just LOOKING like it

baby it's shutdown outside

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the gov already passed all the laws . it stupid that they have to vote to fund some of it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



bring back earmarks for the love of god

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/cu6SEvC.gifv

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

dont be mean to me posted:

because the dnc thinks that #resisting WALL is the thing that makes the blue ballots go in the box

it might also be the right thing to do lol

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


beto sex cramp posted:

it sucks we only have 6 more years of trump

This isn't going to end.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Epic High Five posted:

bring back earmarks for the love of god

It's amazing how much damage getting rid of earmarks did to the federal government and politics in general

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

When does the partial government shutdown become a total and complete one?

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Nichael posted:

This isn't going to end.

everything ends, nike

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



blue squares posted:

When does the partial government shutdown become a total and complete one?

when you elect The Situation

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
but nothing ever really ends. not really.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


beto sex cramp posted:

everything ends, nike

Don't you see? There's always an Escalator, there's always a Piss Tape, and there's always a Trump.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Millions upon millions of Escalators, each leading to a man being pissed on by Russian prostitutes.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


beto sex cramp posted:

but nothing ever really ends. not really.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Nichael posted:

Don't you see? There's always an Escalator, there's always a Piss Tape, and there's always a Trump.

trump can hear all the previous trumps as voices in his head

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Bearjew posted:

build the wall out of meals and deals on wheels

:hmmyes:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nichael posted:

Don't you see? There's always an Escalator, there's always a Piss Tape, and there's always a Trump.

Me, spinning in chair like that matrix guy: "Don't you see, Nichael, you're the 420th Nichael, a bit of an error in the code that must be continually adjusted for. Now, what choice will you make?" *gestures to an escalator and a huge bucket of steaming hot piss*

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bj6SqgT4SQ

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Epic High Five posted:

Me, spinning in chair like that matrix guy: "Don't you see, Nichael, you're the 420th Nichael, a bit of an error in the code that must be continually adjusted for. Now, what choice will you make?" *gestures to an escalator and a huge bucket of steaming hot piss*

except instead of col sanders he's ronald mcdonald

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Did you know thata Wall would be the safest and bestest for the lives of American citizens? When you go to bed at night what do you have? Walls.

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

beto sex cramp posted:

it sucks we only have 6 more years of trump

:negative:

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