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boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
i've got it, just abolish senate elections, let them all die off and the institution with them

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


boroda posted:

john mccain dead too

lol

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Gravy Jones posted:

Matilda is pretty cool tho :colbert:

yeah she rules but she's also probably a lil crazy

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Did somerying new happen in the last 10 hours

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

Kurtofan posted:

Did somerying new happen in the last 10 hours

yes

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Mustached Demon posted:

Holy poo poo he is. How does a Russian live to 80, let alone 87, without being shot, stabbed, or heart diseased to death?!

as long as gorbachev lives, so lives the soviet union (let's not let facts get in the way)

also they already tried and it didn't work

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

baw posted:

wow, set to open down 400 points, becase of chinese economic data

always remember that share price is calculated primarily on how much revenue is not paid back out to the workers who made it happen

it's not the only thing that affects share price but overall that valuation represents wealth hoarded by the corporation and not distributed otherwise so market crashes should always be celebrated.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mustached Demon posted:

Holy poo poo he is. How does a Russian live to 80, let alone 87, without being shot, stabbed, or heart diseased to death?!

eh, oligarchs kicked him out basically and putin and rest are a-ok just letting him be an empty shell of a nobody that no one cares about because he's completely non-threatening and has no power or friends in power and hes smart enough not to try to raise too much of a stink other than occasional weak rear end criticisms.

also being rich helps a lot not dying. like look at how many gop kissingers n poo poo are still alive

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Mustached Demon posted:

Holy poo poo he is. How does a Russian live to 80, let alone 87, without being shot, stabbed, or heart diseased to death?!

the rune inscribed on his forehead

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
straight up gonna lol at the idiot who suggested a US theater command could just chill on a carrier


like,


ya know, lo l

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

No really though I fully expect Putin to live long enough to become an immortal cyborg.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
literally fanfiction, does mcafee suck and gently caress mccrystal in your book?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
dunno how dimented you think ya are, like, have you read a single tom clancy book???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????///////////////////

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
bob dole pretty much dead



i wonder how much viagra they had to pump into him to get him that erect

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol in your book does aliens come down and invade because lol

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
imagine the most intrenched burocratsy, like, the DMV but like, a trillion times that, relocating all DMVs to a small boat

thats what you implied

like, you don't understand how loving lame and catch22 this all is

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im triggered. im offended. im erect. im horny.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ShriekingMarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/HeyThatsMyLeg/status/1080354554103754754?s=19

Lol, corny conservatives being rebuked by the rock and roll people they loved when they were younger is always fun

lol clive

clives not just a corny conservative, hes a mining billionaire who built a titanic themed cruise liner and a dinosaur park

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
like straight up you were like, "trump is prob brilliant"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



when clive ran for senate he included a dvd advertising his cruise liner with every election pamphlet he posted out

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
DA BIGGEST CARBON EMITTING ORGANIZATION CAN TRANSLATE TO A SINGLE SHIP AND IM A BRILLIANT FORUMS POSTER

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
striaght up you are loving dumb as gently caress

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
no offence so am i and im drunk

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

yes hello I would like to report a slurred honking sound emanating from my drain pipes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

It must be like goddamn manna from heaven when someone barfs a bunch of booze into the shitter and then flushes it

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

pourin' one down the sink for you loogs

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



toilet wine

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

FAUXTON posted:

yes hello I would like to report a slurred honking sound emanating from my drain pipes

Trump?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol yalla are so hosed









literally
insanity has won

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
GOd blesES the RESpeectful World woarODerDORODEr who cared about poo poo

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
rip your entire understanding of the unvierse


rip just loving rip if you think the chinese hegemony is gonna respect whatever you care about

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
godspeed you! etc emproer

western power is broken, the engery that powered the warp core is labeled "rapist" and "racist"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Moscow Water Dogs were bred in Krasnaya Zvezda, Belarus, by interbreeding Newfoundland males with East European Shepherd and Caucasian Shepherd Dog females, and by mating the offspring with each other. They were developed as a water rescue/lifesaving dog, but according to O. Krasnovskaya, "That was not a good idea as [they] were not willing to save drowning people, but mostly were looking to bite them so this breed was never developed."

lmao trump

Like imagine being one of the poor drunk russian fucks that fell into the volga after a dozen bottles of vodka and instead of diving in and dragging your drunk rear end to safety this doggo just bites and leaves like a woofing hairy shark

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
go try to sound out what you sound like irl in pinyin because lol there isn't anything left in the gas tank to protect you

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
* oh my god, they put dilithium in the warp core????? WHAt a fuckin terrible bad poltiical choice lamo*****************

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

The Chinese money pipeline that built Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal is gonna run out and baloogan's grand plan to flip his blighted wilderness hovel is never going to bear fruit, just like his corkscrew dick and sterile balls

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

FAUXTON posted:

The Chinese money pipeline that built Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal is gonna run out and baloogan's grand plan to flip his blighted wilderness hovel is never going to bear fruit, just like his corkscrew dick and sterile balls

if i had enough money to own a place do you think in BC id be screaming on the internet

hell, this entire market is hosed and god bless if the market crashes because id actually be able to afford my hovel if thats the case

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i rent a cabin in rural canada

thats how hosed up things are

and just loving LOL IF YOU THINK THIS IS A STABLE STATE

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