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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1080520621535232001

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1080507540717428738?s=19

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
those fake families faking their children's deaths in fake custody when it was their own fault their kids died, which is fake news by the way because the kids are fake

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1080504001123237889

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Capitalism creates the most efficient and logical distribution of resources you see,

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

pelosis an epic badass, deal with it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

rip AoC

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



I sigh as I unsheathe my Pelosi

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the Articles of Confederation were unconstitutional

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

:vd:

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




the gently caress, my governor is running for prez?

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


Hello mr Fox Friend yes it is me, Fallen Hamprince, noted humor expert. Please pay me 200,000 dollars to do humor expertise on your television show.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lol snowflakes

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

uh

was it a joke ?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Admiral Ray posted:

lol snowflakes

YOu triggered yet liberal?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
tired: fake families

wired: fake children

they're just shaved little people wake up sheeple!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



check out the "loading" gif from the chick tracts website


https://i.imgur.com/WIY7fSN.gifv

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



hello yes I have a masters degree in “joke-getting” and would like to go on your show?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

"humor expert"

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

Fallen Hamprince posted:

in venezuela the ruling party lost elections, so they made up a different legislative body, transferred all legislative powers to that one, and then rigged the vote for its members so they control all the seats

ultimate ratfuck

yes but you can use the official crypto coin currency of Venezuela, the Petro!



(it's about as exchangeable as iraqi dinars)

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



I too wish to become a humor expert. My resume is my post history.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Augus posted:

hello yes I have a masters degree in “joke-getting” and would like to go on your show?

maybe it was that guy who taught Borat about "not!" jokes

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
The Republican party isnt a person only corporations are people

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

please, nancy, he had a family

garbage pundit
Apr 10, 2008

We're on our way home now, duckie!

https://twitter.com/urvillageidiot/status/1080377410267172865

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.


pelosi takes paygo very seriously. cuts are needed.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

The Republican party isnt a person only corporations are people

neverending gob stopper

neverending gop stomper

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
my son is also named dee dee megadoodoo

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Trump ‘terrified’ that humiliated ex-officials will ‘seek revenge’ on him by airing dirty laundry in 2020: report

Oh my god, someone revealing embarrassing things about trump? This is truly the end for Donnie!!!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos


Lmao

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Schmoe Cwead posted:

tired: fake families

wired: fake children

they're just shaved little people wake up sheeple!

"Anchor Maybies" The Hottest Illegal Alien Trend

Grakken Josresan stayed in the country by registering Sophloia - which was just three small dogs stapled together at the belly - as her legal Christian daughter. Many such cases!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

haljordan posted:

Trump ‘terrified’ that humiliated ex-officials will ‘seek revenge’ on him by airing dirty laundry in 2020: report

Oh my god, someone revealing embarrassing things about trump? This is truly the end for Donnie!!!

how can someone be so dumb

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


no

noooooooooooooo

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
RIP dee dee mega doodoo you were too sweet for this world

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DoombatINC posted:

"Anchor Maybies" The Hottest Illegal Alien Trend

Grakken Josresan stayed in the country by registering Sophloia - which was just three small dogs stapled together at the belly - as her legal Christian daughter. Many such cases!

thanks to the trend started with gay marriage there are now illegal immigrants marying american kitchen appliances for green cards

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


i think it's time to retire the word 'maverick'

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


:laffo:

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



I can't loving believe that's still a term they use

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
as a humorology major with a minor in conservative humor from an ivy league clown college, i can say with confidence that everything people say is meant to be taken literally and the so-called literary device of personification is a chinese hoax

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

haljordan posted:

Trump ‘terrified’ that humiliated ex-officials will ‘seek revenge’ on him by airing dirty laundry in 2020: report

Oh my god, someone revealing embarrassing things about trump? This is truly the end for Donnie!!!

nothing can stop the invincible fascist god king who currently polls at 40% approval and got fewer votes than romney in his last election

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