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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Is that Piss Christ in the alcove next to her?

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


conservatives are getting better at comedy and

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005


can't you just elect the daughter for something, she has a very 2019 way with words

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


Ah yes time to call up mitt Romney to inject some new blood into the party

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
new for the 2019 senate: replacing a couple piece of poo poo white assholes with a couple more stupid piece of poo poo assholes.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Remeber all those times corker and flake stood up to trump

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



is there a single thing that corker and flake wrung their hands about that they didn't end up voting for despite getting no concessions

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Lum_ posted:

yes but you can use the official crypto coin currency of Venezuela, the Petro!



(it's about as exchangeable as iraqi dinars)

not naming it the Empanado is the real crime

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Addamere posted:

thanks to the trend started with gay marriage there are now illegal immigrants marying american kitchen appliances for green cards

we've gottsa do somethin bout these instant pots

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

euphronius posted:

Remeber all those times corker and flake stood up to trump

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





lol

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i'm gonna register as a maverick so i can vote in the maverick primaries

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lmao kill all the rich

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



the NYT crossword keeps having gamer words show up in it (yesterday's puzzle contained "beaner" in the baseball sense, a.k.a. "bean ball")


https://twitter.com/NYTimesWordplay/status/1080193747265163269

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DiscountDildos posted:

Ah yes time to call up mitt Romney to inject some new blood into the party

only in the senate could a 71 year old be considered "new generation"

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

tacodaemon posted:

the NYT crossword keeps having gamer words show up in it (yesterday's puzzle contained "beaner" in the baseball sense, a.k.a. "bean ball")


https://twitter.com/NYTimesWordplay/status/1080193747265163269

woops accidentally racist

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

GO O.K.

lmao

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


truamp

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol the entrance to the building looks like a giant hat on the guy walking past

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

flake is out, sassy is in

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Siljmonster posted:

woops accidentally racist

but not really tho

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



trellmp? more like TURD LUMP

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I'm going to miss Flake's silly faces whenever he's put on the spot about anything.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



nobody calls a bean ball a "beaner" except chuds who want an excuse to say racist poo poo and then look around a bunch to see if they offended anybody

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1080525919431938048

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

tacodaemon posted:

the NYT crossword keeps having gamer words show up in it (yesterday's puzzle contained "beaner" in the baseball sense, a.k.a. "bean ball")


https://twitter.com/NYTimesWordplay/status/1080193747265163269

lma oi 'm will shortz composing a crossword that says GOOK and being like, 'i'm the best crossword maker in the world and i say this is fine, it's fine'

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
look many slurs have a benign meaning too so it's not like we can just stop putting slurs in the crossword, okay?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

SardonicTyrant posted:

I too wish to become a humor expert. My resume is my post history.

Well you'd fit right in the right wing standup circuit with people like Dan Nainan.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

nobody calls a bean ball a "beaner" except chuds who want an excuse to say racist poo poo and then look around a bunch to see if they offended anybody

walter whiteishly : i am the one, who b;eans. woe be unto the bean-ee

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Freshman New York Dem congressman Max Rose was just on the news saying he will donate his salary to charity for the duration of the shut down and that he is going to keep his campaign promise to not vote for Pelosi as speaker, and Twitter is pissed

https://twitter.com/Marcia_Sinclair/status/1080523293474672640?s=19

https://twitter.com/thedeadlydonald/status/1080522699988971520?s=19

https://twitter.com/msreal752/status/1080521613295136770?s=19

this reeks of succ

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Epic High Five posted:

trellmp? more like TURD LUMP

YOU MUST REPECT THE OFFICE DECORUM SIR DECORUM

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I got a 2019 desk calendar for Christmas but I’m flipping through it right now and for some reason there are no dates on it and every page just says Temup??!!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Epic High Five posted:

nobody calls a bean ball a "beaner" except chuds who want an excuse to say racist poo poo and then look around a bunch to see if they offended anybody

ive only ever heard it called getting beaned or a bean ball and I watch way too much baseball

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1080525284166848512?s=19

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

nobody calls a bean ball a "beaner" except chuds who want an excuse to say racist poo poo and then look around a bunch to see if they offended anybody

i would have been more inclined to buy his explanation if he hadn’t said the GO O.K. thing

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

where's McCain?

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer

Deceptive Thinker posted:

where's McCain?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Deceptive Thinker posted:

where's McCain?

he ded

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/CartaMonir/status/1080290490820542465

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