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FactsAreUseless posted:I hate death, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Ugh, yeah.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I hate death, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. You gotta hydrate with a nice lotion
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Trump: Its SAND and its Death!
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Roosevelt posted:when he whines about the feds not investigating crooked Hillary is when i truley feel the depths of his torment
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:i suspect shes very ignorantly and racistly trying to express she hates indigenous latin americans gonna be wild when she lists her last job as "Bolsonaro, 2018"
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tenderjerk posted:hahahah, this man is never leaving office until hes like 95 and strokes out on the toilet they’re going to put him in a computer board and he’ll be president until he gets unplugged during the events of fallout 3
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Agean90 posted:MACHINE GUNS i cannot tweet i cannot beat trapped in big house wheel my holding cell
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he probably got it from his steaks
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sand and death coming out of her.. whatever.
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Admiral Ray posted:i know its an open secret that israel has nukes but it's gonna be funny as gently caress when trump just blurts that out carter said it outright a few years ago and the entire neocon wing of the gop screamed that he should be tried for treason or w/e
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Reality Winter posted:Sanctions are coming two months ago Remember the old Flash Tub animation on the Front Page, "Dracula is Coming," it's like that
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https://twitter.com/ChrisStigall/status/1080460667373711361 im dying
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:https://twitter.com/LizMair/status/1080539364252368898 here's my only nativist beef: *posts a picture of a well done steak covered in katsup*
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Admiral Ray posted:i know its an open secret that israel has nukes but it's gonna be funny as gently caress when trump just blurts that out secret? I thought it was public knowledge
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Louisgod posted:2019 is extremely 2018 so far and it owns *jumps out of burning airplane* wooooo so long 2018! *immediately falls into the blades of a helicopter* *my annihilated body rains down over a cattle farm and each shred lands perfectly in its own discrete pile of dung*
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1994 Toyota Celica posted:it's a mark of the peculiar feebleness of the american empire that it's not even the first time this has been the case towards the end one of the soviet general secretaries was a bedridden invalid for most of his tenure
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Lime Tonics posted:Imagine having to be one of the two guys to turn the key to launch the missiles, because the president went insane? imagine having to be the aide he calls over to read off the codes from the football since he can't and then he's gotta keep trying to get the president to repeat after him in order to authenticate and he keeps loving it up
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SKULL.GIF posted:secret? I thought it was public knowledge They don't admit they have them even though other countries talk about it.
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kaleedity posted:wellp, time to log into the presidential workstation *pulls out a motherboard* 
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reignofevil posted:Baloogan?/??????? lmao
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Typo posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1080544771242950656  Computer boards and hottie Tom Cruise generals. This is what the meeting looked like in Trump's head.
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my only nativist beef: wagyu that's listed as kobe. cmon idiots, do your homework
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DoombatINC posted:*jumps out of burning airplane* wooooo so long 2018! more like *jumps out of burning airplane only to somehow land in another burning airplane*
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reignofevil posted:Baloogan?/??????? cnn having to do a segment explaining something awful
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famous alcohol-lover donalg j trum
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