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I broke my backpack's zipper pullers some time ago and ordered these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32859724745.html They arrived today and I have to say I'm actually impressed. They're bright yellow soft rubber and cord. For some reason I was expecting it to be hard plastic 
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Got a great suggestion today...  https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/4fXa72t And in the related products: New Year Best Gift Happy Christmas Santa Toilet Seat Cover https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/v9IE6W5
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norp posted:New Year Best Gift Happy Christmas Santa Toilet Seat Cover You can see the fear in his eyes.
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Browsing AliExpress is a strictly NSFW experience for me now. I have mixed feelings about this.
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norp posted:Got a great suggestion today... Damnit, that soap dispenser would have been a perfect Xmas gift. Saving it for next year. I might turn my bathroom into a Hello Kitty shrine: https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/bdTPdfgN
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 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/90-...2947802482.html Keeping warm for the winter, but Classic Gimp or Immersion Water Heater Cosplay? NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Jan 2, 2019 |
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Jan 1, 2019 14:43
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skul-gun posted:Didn't realize amazon sold locksmithing tools of any kind. Which tension tools did you get? These: https://www.amazon.co.uk/TPM-Go-Picking-Tension-Wrench/dp/B073WXSCHD/ A Wizard of Goatse posted:lol at these dudes buying master lockpick sets like they're an RPG character, just pound at the door with your fists and howl until someone feels bad enough for you to let you in Not everyone has a Dragon Tooth Sword, Denton.
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  I blame this thread for the the recommendations popping up in the Ali ads on my Facebook wall. What is even this thing?
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Jan 1, 2019 17:15
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Pfft get a look at this noob needs every fetische item be explained to him.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
This looks like the type of photo that is the conception of a badly written SCP
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kjetting posted:
Gimp mask with built in bite guard and nose plugs obviously.
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cakesmith handyman posted:Gimp mask with built in bite guard and nose plugs obviously. But how do you breathe? Sorry if I'm asking stupid questions, I don't have any knowledge about BDSM apart from all the stuff that fills up my recommendations from clicking links in this thread. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tit...2857742119.html Judging from the second picture, this tactical outdoors self defense gift pen doesn't work as a nail clipper.
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Presumably through the tubes rammed up your nostrils.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
this gave me a new idea for a reality show - an antarctic expedition but contestants have to equip themselves from ali express
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kjetting posted:But how do you breathe?  THOSE NAILS
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Jan 1, 2019 22:56
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I hope that pen siphons insulin.
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The rest of the hand is just as bad
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Does everyone else open the links in this thread in incognito mode, or is it just me?
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Rad-daddio posted:Does everyone else open the links in this thread in incognito mode, or is it just me? Typically on my work computer. Preferable while connected to a projector during a presentation, but if that’s not an option, with a crowd of colleagues around.
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Rad-daddio posted:Does everyone else open the links in this thread in incognito mode, or is it just me? Hell no, I want the weird poo poo to welcome me every time I look at the site so keep it coming folks
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what does that pen actually do and why is it so expensive
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Toy...6a-2bac6ef443de good description I guess e: Don't worry even if you don't have much knowledge of electric quipments, because our products are all easy to connect, and we will supply english instructions or english instructions .
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BattleMaster posted:this gave me a new idea for a reality show - an antarctic expedition but contestants have to equip themselves from ali express I can survive all weathers in my asbestos stuffed sleeping bag. Will probably die when the camping stove explodes.
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Remember when I was like "idk I don't ever get nsfw-ish suggestions"? I don't know what I clicked on from which of you degenerates, but it turned the tide. My suggestions are now - gross sex things - elaborate ways for women to pee in things - ludicrously expensive water features such as a $1300 squat toilet (for this one I blame the sink poster obv)
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i like nice words
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These are the worst skins for original Quake deathmatch.
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Anne Whateley posted:Remember when I was like "idk I don't ever get nsfw-ish suggestions"? Yeah, sounds about right. A few weeks ago AliExpress taught me what a "queening chair" was via the front page recommendations..  Today I guess it just wants me to poo poo in style?  3pcs/set Pleuche Lace Toilet Seat Lid Tank Cover Set Warm Pad Home Bathroom Decoration  Creative Personalities Golden Toilets Siphons Odor Proof European Style Toilet Seats Toilet For Adults black with gold Toilet  250mm pit spacing gold toilet water anti-odor antibiotic gold toilet bathroom one piece ceramic closestool siphon type stinkpot I've always wanted a solid gold stinkpot! 
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Toilets with threatening Auras
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Loving the grandma’s house style of that first toilet. Pooping would be so cosy. No matter what gross poo poo I look up my suggestions are mostly worksafe. Except for a model of a uterus. And this thing that might be a bomb? 
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looks like some kind of relay, for setting off all of your bombs from the comfort of your home
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:looks like some kind of relay, for setting off all of your bombs from the comfort of your home Lol. Who was the goon earlier that had a knock-off Casio FW91 from Aliex... Oh poo poo.
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CONTROL CONTROL TARGET IS AWARE REPEAT TARGET IS AWARE!
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I drunk bought a stack of various micro chips from Ali Express (like shift registers and stuff). Was thinking of doing some cool stuff with them but looked very puzzled when they arrived and were actually very, very small indeed. Ali is good for ordering electronics stuff
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It's linking the audio jack to four relays to drive... something. Some sort of low-end, long-distance device controller using the phone network? Or is it the transmitter, using the relays as input to the headset functions of the audio jack to send messages via the phone? You need to link that poo poo.
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Lord Stimperor posted:I drunk bought a stack of various micro chips from Ali Express (like shift registers and stuff). Was thinking of doing some cool stuff with them but looked very puzzled when they arrived and were actually very, very small indeed. Ali is good for ordering electronics stuff Like, they substituted a strip of SOP chips for DIP ones, or were drunk and ordered the tiny chips instead? usually when I want a component for something I want it right now, not four months from now when I've completely forgotten about the project, but these super-LEDs were really legit and I haven't even seen them sold in the States. Possibly because the 50-100Ws will blind you and then burn your house down. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jan 2, 2019 |
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goatface posted:It's linking the audio jack to four relays to drive... something. Some sort of low-end, long-distance device controller using the phone network? Or is it the transmitter, using the relays as input to the headset functions of the audio jack to send messages via the phone? This looks a lot more complicated than any of the ones I've seen pictures of but the thing this type of setup is typically activating they want to be really far away from is totally a bomb.
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madeintaipei posted:Lol. Who was the goon earlier that had a knock-off Casio FW91 from Aliex... Oh poo poo.  The big key difference between this and a genuine Casio are that the Ali watch is a plastic case with a metalic finish which I am sure will wear off, and the bracelet is horrendous. It has folded steel bands and there are gaps everywhere in the folds, gaps about a mm large, when I wear this all day the watch is getting caught on and tugging the hears on my arm. I believe my options are to either shave my arm (nope) or put this on a leather band, and I almost did buy a $12 leather band for the watch at Walmart today before I realized that spending $12 on a band for a $2 watch is kinda stupid. By far, the biggest problem is that the watch is running 5 seconds slow every day. But I like the simplicity and light weight, the functions all work pretty good and the hourly chime and alarm are louder than my Casio waveceptor. One minor annoyance is the daily alarm, it goes off for 10 seconds and I cant shut it off, on my wave ceptor once the alarm starts I just have to press a button but this one just keeps going. Does a genuine F91W function the same way? If it wasn't for loosing 5 seconds a day I would call this watch 80% of the quality for 20% of the cost.
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