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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Zyla posted:

not having any actual stress in your life has a huge impact on your body

yeah i always figured that the lack of stress in their lives had a part to play. Even missing out on something as basic as the daily "is my bus coming" moment, or a "wow an insane stranger is talking to me about john travolta's badass dance moves" moment or a "insanely happy man on the bus grinning and eating a mango with an arm sized a bowie knife and flinging mango chunks around" moment, probably has an effect, let alone actually dealing with poverty, hunger, violence, and things like that.

Epic High Five posted:

they get to live a life of charmed innocence until they hit the real world, in which case they either slide into boring faux mediocrity or choose the nihilist path of inflicting torment on powerless people for money, in which case they get the rapid aging of evil thing you see in people like Stephen Miller

:capitalism:

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

:capitalism:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Bernie would have still won

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Apple? More like Crapple imo!

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

bernie/dolezal 2020

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Aapl stock was at like 220$ in October lmao. Could be worth half that by the end of the week.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Admiral Ray posted:

die apple, die

*apfel

der




der (again)

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I wish iOS wasn’t a giant piece of poo poo so the hardware on the iPad Pro wouldn’t go to waste

it's very stable and doesn't overshare/is better about privacy than Android, but it is pretty bland. I really like the gesture navigation in the new phones but you can't justify the price just for that.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



:matters:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Squizzle posted:

*apfel

der




der (again)

my superhero name is Apfel der Deragain

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Reality Winter posted:

Aapl stock was at like 220$ in October lmao. Could be worth half that by the end of the week.

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO BUY

-@RealDonaldTrump 4:31pm EST January 2, 2019

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/benjamintassie/status/1041363728418185219

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Epic High Five posted:

my superhero name is Apfel der Deragain

i know that one of yr powers is supertruckin, but the other???

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

bernie doesn't give sex cramps like beto

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

*mega

doo




doo (again)

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)
I hope apple collapses and Tumblr allows me to bring back my Bowsette porn tumblr, because while my white nationalism tumblr pays the bills, my heart has never really been in it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Squizzle posted:

i know that one of yr powers is supertruckin, but the other???

it's not fit for print unfortunately, just know that it's quite super indeed

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
good afternoon c-spam :peanut: :peanut:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
this is what you get when you make phones in CHYNA

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

quote:

Allegations of sexism surfaced during Mr. Sanders’s campaign in 2016, when many of his male fans were derogatorily dubbed “Bernie Bros” for their aggressive online attacks against female reporters and supporters of Hillary Clinton. But they did not overshadow the electrifying nature of his insurgent challenge.

tfw when twitter beefs become headline news

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



eonwe posted:

bernie doesn't give sex cramps like beto

I appreciate sex cramp lady's effort to imply that the sexual misconduct allegations are against bernie

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Schnorkles posted:

good afternoon c-spam :peanut: :peanut:

:tipshat:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Aapl stock has stopped dropping and even rebounded slightly :reject:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

my Tea Sis statement

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

good afternoon c-spam :peanut: :peanut:

gently caress off

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

good afternoon c-spam :peanut: :peanut:

world sucks schnoklser

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Bernie would have still won

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
what's the deal with the title + 1500 pages

i was napping :ohdearsass:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I got an 7+ a little after it came out after having a Galaxy S3 or something forever and I was pretty disappointed that the difference wasn't bigger.

Then I washed the 7+ under a faucet and all the haptics and like half of the alarm sounds broke so now I can't use it as an alarm clock which was the one required thing I really needed from a phone lol

Guess it's nice playing hearthstone with no lag but whatev

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
#NeverBiden

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I got an 7+ a little after it came out after having a Galaxy S3 or something forever and I was pretty disappointed that the difference wasn't bigger.

Then I washed the 7+ under a faucet and all the haptics and like half of the alarm sounds broke so now I can't use it as an alarm clock which was the one required thing I really needed from a phone lol

Guess it's nice playing hearthstone with no lag but whatev

why the gently caress would u do that

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Schnorkles posted:

good afternoon c-spam :peanut: :peanut:

its 11 pm here, bozo

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
why would you play video games on your phone when you can scream at the sky?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gringostar posted:

gently caress off

wow

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Al! posted:

lol i pay a greater portion of my income as taxes than apple

my wife and i just finished paying $250/month for like 8 months to the IRS because we used the ACA to cover her while she was in school b/c she had no job and my job didn't offer insurance. then she got a job in june and started making money. even though we dropped the aca as soon as she was covered by her new job, they were pretty pissed about us making too much for the year so we had to pay back all the discounts. if apple and co were taxed like the people the republicans say they are, i'm guessing we could afford to insure everyone with a single payer system.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Admiral Ray posted:

world sucks schnoklser

:woop:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Al! posted:

why the gently caress would u do that

Ikr

hearthstone?? :cmon:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Play artifact with me

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Al! posted:

why the gently caress would u do that

p sure samsung said they were waterproof

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MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

ShriekingMarxist posted:

what's the deal with the title + 1500 pages

i was napping :ohdearsass:

You missed one hell of a staff meeting.

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