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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Web your ears you doofus.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

This is probably the perfect illustration of Spider-Man that this comic will ever produce besides forgetting that spiders have spider strength.



Hell he's not even saying anything. Peter's just amazed by the fingers waving in front of his face.

SilverSupernova fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Dec 31, 2018

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
no, it's still the strip when that woman "helps" spidey by chucking a rock, which hits him in the head and then the bad guy runs off a cliff.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

ConfusedUs posted:

There’s a side character in the web serial “Worm” who has a low grade vocal control power. She mostly uses it to throw the best concerts (she’s a singer) and make people happy, but she gets in a fight with her boyfriend and tells him to go gently caress himself. He ends up dying and she goes to super jail for manslaughter and sexual assault.

Another character develops straight up ambient mind control as I recall but it's towards the end.

Worm is very good, and apparently a sequel has started! So thanks for the reminder!

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
NSM is just finally understanding the concept of instructions.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Meanwhile at the front of the traffic jam, Jonah has begun ranting very strange conspiracy theories regarding the Swiss.
He is still fornicating with a hybrid car.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
His webs worked?!? Pete is going hard on thec new year resolutions

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Why did Killgrave make Spider-Man stand down? Doesn't he want Cage destroyed?

Also, asking Spider-Man to "stand down" is a risky move.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
Webs so strong a Raccoon could bust out of them.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its literally the first time in years his webs havent been snapped.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Cage must be faking so he can punch Kilgrave in the back of the head when he lowers his guard.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Elfface posted:

Cage must be faking so he can punch Kilgrave in the back of the head when he lowers his guard.

Makes sense. Spidey's probably blocking Killgrave's commands with the pocket of sound underneath his mask and playing along to sell the bit.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

uPen posted:

Webs so strong a Raccoon could bust out of them.

I thought Rocket could not break them but he defeated Peter anyway.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Cage just needs to headbutt him for an instant victory.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Drop kick both of them to start 2019 right.

A Single Sphink
Feb 10, 2004

COMICS CRIMINAL

A random brick should by plummeting down at any moment.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

A Single Sphink posted:

A random brick should by plummeting down at any moment.

Killgrave: HALT, brick!!

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

davidspackage posted:

Killgrave: HALT, brick!!

NSM: "H-He just stopped that brick! With his head! He's far too powerful for me, I'd better get Thor. Or MJ."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I'm the hatshoe.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I chose to believe that Killgrave is making the Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee sound.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


So the armored car was transporting a safe? Isn't that redundant?

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jan 1, 2019

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's got reinforced floors, so they offered to do a buddy a favour and take the old safe from his office for scrapping

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Better to be safe than sorry

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

I'm the cars with POLICE written on their hoods.

Having Purple Man think for him does seem to have eliminated News-Paper-Spider-Man's main weakness

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Johnny Walker posted:

So the armored car was transporting a safe? Isn't that redundant?

Antique safe.

Robot Wendigo
Jul 9, 2013

Grimey Drawer

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm the hatshoe.

If you told Spider-Man that he'd say 'Bless you' and hand you a tissue

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Who could imagine Spidey's webs were strong enough to carry a vastly heavy safe?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I'm just tickled by the idea that Purple Man is throttling Spidey while he's doing all this poo poo at the same time.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


What, no 'Holy poo poo I loved you in Marvella!!'?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Oh look Mary Jane is here to save the day again.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Synthbuttrange posted:


What, no 'Holy poo poo I loved you in Marvella!!'?

Wait, what made the cops think he was no longer a villain?

I mean he *just* (in NSM time) destroyed an armored car and pulled a safe out. Also destroyed a car with said safe.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Proteus Jones posted:

Wait, what made the cops think he was no longer a villain?

I mean he *just* (in NSM time) destroyed an armored car and pulled a safe out. Also destroyed a car with said safe.

They see the bullet 'wounds' and have no idea what to do with a POC that's immune to bullets.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Newspaper Spider-Man 2019: Who the Holy Hannah are you?

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Proteus Jones posted:

Wait, what made the cops think he was no longer a villain?

I mean he *just* (in NSM time) destroyed an armored car and pulled a safe out. Also destroyed a car with said safe.

Kilgrave did kind of announce his plan and powers to everyone on the street repeatedly.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

ZeroCount posted:

Kilgrave did kind of announce his plan and powers to everyone on the street repeatedly.

It's called stage whispering, only Spider-man heard that

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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Luke Cage does always obey the western laws of physics.

Proteus Jones posted:

Wait, what made the cops think he was no longer a villain?

I mean he *just* (in NSM time) destroyed an armored car and pulled a safe out. Also destroyed a car with said safe.

For superheroes, I don't think destroying cars is even a crime.

Hell, this started with Cage destroying a car while he wasn't even mind controlled.

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