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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Duscat posted:

tbf where the hell else are they gonna piss

the white house

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


the only things people want in this dead world are a bed, a meal to eat, and a place to poo poo with the door closed

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

The Snoo posted:

people are loving gross

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




alnilam posted:

just lmao if you are able to get paid to poop and don't

the bathroom at my work is gross so honestly it's not worth it

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

if you can poop on the clock and don't you are directly perpetuating the capital owning class

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Calibanibal posted:

im literally the most communist person itt, and even i cant embrace a future w/ communal crappers

Is your water and sewer utility owned by the residents of its service area and run by a board of publicly-elected directors?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Homex permad evilweasel?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




alnilam posted:

if you can poop on the clock and don't you are directly perpetuating the capital owning class

the other day i spent the first two hours of my shift 'supervising' and shopping online on my phone

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

alnilam posted:

if you can poop on the clock and don't you are directly perpetuating the capital owning class

making GBS threads on a literal clock is my fetish

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


SEIZE the means of defecation

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Keep going, Liz!!!

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

The Snoo posted:

the white house

*rubs chin* time to rebrand pissr.rip

gonna partner with 7/11 to deliver piss to the white house lawn

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

The Snoo posted:

the other day i spent the first two hours of my shift 'supervising' and shopping online on my phone

As long as you're stealing time you're alright by me

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


World War Mammories posted:

the only things people want in this dead world are a bed, a meal to eat, and a place to poo poo with the door closed

I poop with the door open because I get paranoid about what's happening if I can't get at least an oblique line of vision on what's happening

I'll probably never have a live-in partner because of this

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

I poop with the door open because I get paranoid about what's happening if I can't get at least an oblique line of vision on what's happening

I'll probably never have a live-in partner because of this

i've got good news and bad news for you about cohabitating

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

World War Mammories posted:

the only things people want in this dead world are a bed, a meal to eat, and a place to poo poo with the door closed

Now that’s a platform I’d vote for.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



the brown house

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i make the whole family come in and watch me poop

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1080658803312463872?s=19

Time for tweets

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

SKULL.GIF posted:

I poop with the door open because I get paranoid about what's happening if I can't get at least an oblique line of vision on what's happening

I'll probably never have a live-in partner because of this

If you live alone, what could be happening

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

twoday posted:

If you live alone, what could be happening

i think he means a romantic partner, iirc sjullgif lives w/ his parents

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

radical meme posted:

Now that’s a platform I’d vote for.

a chicken in every potop

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
If you poop in the geysers at yellowstone that poo poo dissolves immediately

im pretty sure one of the big ones has a toilet in the middle of the walkway

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

and obviously who wouldnt want to poop and watch their parents watching TV at the same time

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


wtf but i have to go to work tomorrow

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Duscat posted:

tbf where the hell else are they gonna piss

a bed Obama previously used

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

jarofpiss posted:

wtf but i have to go to work tomorrow

the president doesn't ahahahhaha

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1080660040946778112

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


moist turtleneck posted:

If you poop in the geysers at yellowstone that poo poo dissolves immediately

im pretty sure one of the big ones has a toilet in the middle of the walkway

if u time it right the geyser acts as a bidet

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

moist turtleneck posted:

If you poop in the geysers at yellowstone that poo poo dissolves immediately

im pretty sure one of the big ones has a toilet in the middle of the walkway

didnt a guy die doing this?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

didnt a guy die doing this?

naw

he just nearly instantly disintegrated

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
trump

https://i.imgur.com/wxhcFNJ.gifv

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

moist turtleneck posted:

If you poop in the geysers at yellowstone that poo poo dissolves immediately

im pretty sure one of the big ones has a toilet in the middle of the walkway

Lol. You know, people who have tried to confirm that theory have died trying.

Go hang your rear end out over a geyeser and see what happens.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
i poo poo in geysers all the time bro

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Counterfeit Dril tweet.gif

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i poo poo in guys arse all the time

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


moist turtleneck posted:

i poo poo in geysers all the time bro

pro bidet styles

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Calibanibal posted:

and obviously who wouldnt want to poop and watch their parents watching TV at the same time

you need the setup where the ppl on tv can see you pooping, like in that bit at the end of kentucky fried movie

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