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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
In poo poo in geysers only in precisely timed intervals

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
if your poo poo cannot overpower something as stupid as a geryser then you are a gently caress up and a blight on humanity

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

moist turtleneck posted:

i poo poo in geysers all the time bro

this is the part of the water cycle they dont teach you in school

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
geysers don't even have brains and you fall to one? idiot!

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
Mongolia is gettin the ol' Donny Trump bump this 2019. Congrats to those guys

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


alnilam posted:

if you can poop on the clock and don't you are directly perpetuating the capital owning class

I intentionally go to the farthest bathroom from me to poop to burn more company time

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Apparently my dumbest co-worker was actually sneaking off to eat breakfast on the clock, maybe he's smarter than he looks

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



the other day i was at a bar where the urinals were all in the shape of kermit / ms piggy heads and the sink faucets were a pair of nearly life sized catwoman and wonderwoman sculptures squatting over the basin

probably the most problematic bathroom in the world

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


twoday posted:

If you live alone, what could be happening

fire, mostly

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
geysershitter

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


https://twitter.com/carolinetc/status/1080657532815925248

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I never really realized it but I'm always on alert about the risk of fire because lol living in the fourth floor of a building with strictly auditory fire alarms

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

you cant really hear a fire

but i think you can smell them, sometimes

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound


:catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017





get him, kitty

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

SKULL.GIF posted:

I never really realized it but I'm always on alert about the risk of fire because lol living in the fourth floor of a building with strictly auditory fire alarms

thats gotta be an ada violation

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
nah, the vatican really does have a big rear end wall



note: it didn't work

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Calibanibal posted:

you cant really hear a fire

but i think you can smell them, sometimes

imagine the smell

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Al! posted:

thats gotta be an ada violation

a whole *lot* of apartment management companies don't give a poo poo and will give you the run-around or try to demand that you pay for it

I've complained about the fire alarm situation several times to the current building manager and they're "looking into" finding an "accommodation" which actually is a lot more than I've been conditioned to expect

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

well obviously, you cant just build a wall around the vatican's rear end. invaders will just go around

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

SKULL.GIF posted:

fire, mostly

What would be catching fire here in your home alone

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




what should I expect fire-safety-wise in a three floor apartment building

every unit has a smoke/CO detector and a bell and extinguishers in the stairwell

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Al! posted:

thats gotta be an ada violation

ADA violation meet free market solution

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I should invest in a fire extinguisher for our kitchen tbh

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

put a canary in your bathroom and if it dies, GET OUT

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Reality Winter posted:

What would be catching fire here in your home alone

idk man. faulty wiring. loose wiring. stray cigarette. forgotten coffee maker working on schedule. overheated video gaming console. unwatered christmas tree. I just know that growing up my best buddy was the son of the town's fire chief and hoo boy there are a ton of ways for fires to start

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr6b9b8FYKk

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

The Snoo posted:

I should invest in a fire extinguisher for our kitchen tbh

nah

kitchen fires can always be put out with water

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Badass

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





The Snoo posted:

what should I expect fire-safety-wise in a three floor apartment building

every unit has a smoke/CO detector and a bell and extinguishers in the stairwell

call the fire department

🔥

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

The Snoo posted:

I should invest in a fire extinguisher for our kitchen tbh

yeah fire extinguishers are like 15-20 bucks and you should have one in the most accessible part of your house/apartment

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

hail satan

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

SKULL.GIF posted:

a whole *lot* of apartment management companies don't give a poo poo and will give you the run-around or try to demand that you pay for it

I've complained about the fire alarm situation several times to the current building manager and they're "looking into" finding an "accommodation" which actually is a lot more than I've been conditioned to expect

you can always file an official complaint. its anonymous so theres no way theyd figure it out and retaliate huge wink

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

The Snoo posted:

I should invest in a fire extinguisher for our kitchen tbh

I think you can get one at costco for cheap.

I got one like 5 years ago from my dad for christmas, and I thought it was a dumb rear end present at the time but it's actually a really good thing to have.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Gringostar posted:

nah

kitchen fires can always be put out with water

uh extremely not!!!!

dont even joke

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



like 90% of the world doesn't even have smoke detectors and they only sometimes kill hundreds of people in giant apartment conflagrations

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I'm salary and they make me stick around 8 hours a day even tough I could get my work done in four. they're stealing time from me :mad:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


It's the paradise Trump dreamed of when he took office.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Duscat posted:

yeah fire extinguishers are like 15-20 bucks and you should have one in the most accessible part of your house/apartment

i dont need an extinguisher because i welcome death

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