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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016





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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

zegermans posted:

dynamite isn't really used much for war though

When playing RDR2 I like to toss a stick of it right into Klan meetings

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

punchymcpunch posted:

remember when they torture him and the cia radio the secret soviet torture camp and are like "hi we just wanted to check youre torturing him, this is agent murdoch of the cia btw" and then rambo grabs the mic and is like "im gonna beat you up" and murdoch shits his pants

the only things I remember from the movie are the pig poo poo, the stupid arrows, and blowing up the hind with a bazooka

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:suicide:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
DOW 21,000!!! :peanut:

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

pelosi's not as bad as schumer but they're both terrible and also extremely old

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

ShriekingMarxist posted:

First Blood is a great movie

This goes out to my girl Jules

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

misdirectomy posted:

I think bad but sometimes someone says "uh Nancy Pelosi is actually good " and I don't know what to think

sometime she is funny, but she is always bad

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


mormonpartyboat posted:

in a show of solidarity with refugees, nancy pelosi revealed that she brought some guatemalan children along with her to hawaii to clean her hotel room

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





dont be mean to me posted:

on the one hand, to a random person making that tweet, that would be lame as hell on twitter's part

on the other hand, to someone in business with the shitlords' Tiny Adult Son, that is awesome

brussels sprouts require constant and unwavering defense from the begouted, unwashed hordes

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



filthy loving collaborator

(not you her)

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
There are republicans supporting the omnibus rules package, which is the first time that's happened since 2001.

C-spam will be ground beneath the boot of bipartisanship

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

BeefThief posted:

pelosi's not as bad as schumer but they're both terrible and also extremely old

And if Trump and Pence are removed she will be president

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

dems gonna give him wall money in exchange for naming a section after McCain

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Promises by Pelosi:

Pay Go!
No impeachment
Reach across the isle

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/MikeDorning/status/1080850171418816513

hecka good dowwo goes mlem

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



zegermans posted:

dynamite isn't really used much for war though

in ww1 the british used cordite and nobel sued em claiming it violated his patent so therefore he claims to be responsible for one of the worst wars of all time. believe me people... when they call it "the great war" its sarcastic. not many people know that. not great

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

sometime she is funny, but she is always bad

Pelosi is bad for her politics as opposed to Schumer who is bad both for his politics and also for being a complete wet noodle.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

dads friend steve posted:

dems gonna give him wall money in exchange for naming a section after McCain

Honestly if some part of the wall in the middle of nowhere was named the 'McCain Memorial Steel Slat Area' or something similar i might be okay with funding it

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Bearjew posted:

imagine thinking for even a second

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Mariana Horchata posted:

This goes out to my girl Jules

Had me dancing like Chris Penn in Footloose

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





ShriekingMarxist posted:

First Blood is a great movie

It's weird that the Rambo and Jarhead franchises had such similar trajectories. Or maybe it's weird that we don't see it more often? Like maybe Apocalypse Now 2: This Time We Win Vietnam not existing is the abhorration.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Schnorkles posted:

There are republicans supporting the omnibus rules package, which is the first time that's happened since 2001.

C-spam will be ground beneath the boot of bipartisanship

i dont konw how to prepare for a world in which the republicans.............................are bad

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Schnorkles posted:

Honestly if some part of the wall in the middle of nowhere was named the 'McCain Memorial Steel Slat Area' or something similar i might be okay with funding it

its gonna be the bamboo section

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

woman who voted for President Donald Trump in 2016 tells the New York Times that she has no regrets about voting for him even though she is fighting his administration’s efforts to roll back regulations on a chemical that likely gave her stepson leukemia.

that feeling when your stepmom wants to kill you, you survive, but then she still wants you dead at all costs.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mormonpartyboat posted:

i dont konw how to prepare for a world in which the republicans.............................are bad

reach across the aisle with a hand grenade

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

there's a comma inside the quotes. that means there's been a pause in the military tribunals

23583969420 ACTIVATED

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

punchymcpunch posted:

in ww1 the british used cordite and nobel sued em claiming it violated his patent so therefore he claims to be responsible for one of the worst wars of all time. believe me people... when they call it "the great war" its sarcastic. not many people know that. not great

but cordite is nitrocellulose, dynamite is clay-stabilized nitroglycerin

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

cant wait for boy scout troops and daughters of the confederacy to start adopting segments of the border wall

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



This image just expresses my feelings right now.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

that feeling when your stepmom wants to kill you, you survive, but then she still wants you dead at all costs.

loving white people

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



DoombatINC posted:

It's weird that the Rambo and Jarhead franchises had such similar trajectories. Or maybe it's weird that we don't see it more often? Like maybe Apocalypse Now 2: This Time We Win Vietnam not existing is the abhorration.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

big beautiful slats, shimmering in the desert,,,

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

DOW 21,000!!! :peanut:

hahah no way

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

:ohdear:

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
can't wait for us all to work together again in the service of this great country's many large corporations

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



zegermans posted:

but cordite is nitrocellulose, dynamite is clay-stabilized nitroglycerin

yeh he lost the case

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
https://twitter.com/krudell/status/1080591286959132672

I don't know why this is the thing that's putting me over the edge today, but drat. Just heartbreaking

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Schnorkles posted:

reach across the aisle with a hand grenade

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

euphronius posted:

hahah no way

its an aspirational post euphronius

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