Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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MysteriousStranger: Mar 3, 2016; My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1080871990075056128

jesus christ

dems, hire me as a consultant

the proper response is "what a petty, fat bitch"

She's not good at this.

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mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

i say "was" because i like to remind old people that he's dead

# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:22

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Yinlock posted:

it's not because nobody ever actually says it

�Well maybe some pettiness is what we need right now!�
�Still 10x better than Hillary!�
�lol u triggered, lib? it�s called a joke�
�who cares the conservative Supreme Court is gonna ban abortions, the wall is being built, and America is back on top. Thank Jesus for Trump�
�Petty namecalling is all you can do? You�re just as bad as Trump!�

# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:22

DiscountDildos: Nov 8, 2017

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I too conduct thorough background checks on every meme author to see if I should laugh at their joke picture or not.

Fair. At this point in the timeline, you'd p much have to be a historian to remember the Ben Shapiro Columbus Day Special.

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Serf posted:

you can't measure intelligence with a loving test

then the word has no meaning

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white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

sonatinas posted:

some of y�all are using outdated info about how intelligence tests by licensed psychologists are done these days, they�re normed to the general population (talking USA here) and have better error rates than blood tests. it�s a lot different now. Also, they�re quite copyright protected and also heavily guarded from the general public so it doesn�t mess up scoring.

it�s really only useful for people who score pretty dang low , nobody cares unless it�s so low you got an disability and your whole schooling has to be tailored to it

Lol

# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:22

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Native people are cool as gently caress almost across the board and it blows rear end that 1) there's not a lot of them left and 2) people everywhere treat them like poo poo

Idk when my pasty rear end lived in the Navajo nation I got my rear end beat all the time for being white, not to say they weren't justified in feeling that way towards me but it still sucked

# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:23

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

Serf posted:

my grandma said that one of my ancestors was robert e. lee. gently caress that guy, and piss on his bones. the past loving sucks and it should be left as a reminder of how stupid we all were

yep

# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:23

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Yinlock posted:

the couple days after it was discovered that the vikings were muslim was incredible

that was one of my favorite days because its like been known forever

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Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

ArmZ posted:

then the word has no meaning

You're getting it

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sonatinas: Apr 15, 2003; Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

Serf posted:

you can't measure intelligence with a loving test

sounds like you�re an expert in neuropsychology

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

euphronius posted:

Warren is way too well bred to ever respond effectively to tormo

well now your using race science

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pushpins: Sep 11, 2006; Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

Don't claim to be native American ya morons. pretend to be part of the Rothschild Illuminati bloodline so that George Soros will make Rihanna have sex with you and you can get a cushy job with the NWO

# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:24

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

anyone who gets a sudden burst of knowledge about their ancestry or genealogy and thinks that it meaningfully changes who they are as a person is weak of mind and won't survive their first harsh winter

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cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

one of my dads told me that a long time ago one of my ancesors was a straight woman but theres no loving way thats possible

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Serf: May 5, 2011

ArmZ posted:

then the word has no meaning

measuring intelligence takes us down a real loving dark road every single time

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Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Serf posted:

you can't measure intelligence with a loving test

That's nice Serf but you still have to wear your life helmet so you don't hurt yourself again trying to get dressed, the doctor says so.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

she didn't immediately start making fun of trump

she sucks

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Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

sonatinas posted:

sounds like you’re an expert in neuropsychology

Sounds like your an expert in phrenology

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Serf: May 5, 2011

sonatinas posted:

sounds like you�re an expert in neuropsychology

i am, thank u for noticing

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punished milkman: Dec 5, 2018; would have won

Serf posted:

you can't measure intelligence with a loving test

wtf, intelligence is easily quantified and actually just a measure of one's ability to recall jokes from the simpsons seasons 1 thru 9

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An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

measured higher than u are

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Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

mad.radhu posted:

anyone who gets a sudden burst of knowledge about their ancestry or genealogy and thinks that it meaningfully changes who they are as a person is weak of mind and won't survive their first harsh winter

Got bad news about harsh winters

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Pomp posted:

You're getting it

so stop using it and it's synonyms

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Serf: May 5, 2011

Fallen Hamprince posted:

That's nice Serf but you still have to wear your life helmet so you don't hurt yourself again trying to get dressed, the doctor says so.

lmao shut the gently caress up hamprince

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How Darwinian: Feb 27, 2011

Serf posted:

iq is the dumbest poo poo imaginable. imagine trying to measure intelligence on some universal scale as if humans aren't insanely complicated

http://simondedeo.com/?p=337

quote:

We worry about the next generation of bird-watchers. Can we identify them? Can we spot diamond bird-watchers in the rough? To help, some psychologists create a test. The test is based on introspecting on what bird watching is really about. The psychologists ponder it, watch some bird-watchers, and decide it looks like they�re really good at sitting still.

The test, therefore, is how long you can sit in a chair without moving. This is administered in controlled conditions. You have to put your hands in your lap, palms up, there�s a timer, and you don�t get to see the particular chair you�re sitting in ahead of time. Movement is judged by the person who administers the test, at first, but it�s now been upgraded to laser-ranging systems that eliminate sources of bias.

The test works! It turns out that if you can�t sit still in a chair for more than five minutes, you will never make it as a bird-watcher. Not only that, but if you can break the thirty-minute mark, you have an elevated probability of becoming a great bird-watcher. Sitting still captures bird-watching ability.

...

What do people who teach bird-watching know about a person�s capacity to learn bird-watching? the psychologists say. Our best studies now show that we can isolate the ultimate essence of birding, the principal component of all the tests. It is a test conducted in a white room, with a chair of so-and-so-weight. All stimuli are excluded. It is totally silent. Nobody is present in the room. There are no windows.

Some birders hear about this test and are amazed. The test now excludes absolutely everything we think matters about bird-watching, they say: responsiveness to external stimuli, to other birders in the field, to dynamic upsets, false leads, the thrill of the chase, the intuitions, the third-sight. Doesn�t this disprove that the sitting-still task is a measure of bird watching?

Fine, if sitting still is not birding, the psychologists say, what else could it be? Could you define birding for us?

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Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

*peasant running up from down in the dirt gulag*

sir sir it turns out im of royal descent see im a bastard and *gets murdered*

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

euphronius posted:

Warren is way too well bred to ever respond effectively to tormo

the best thing she could do is absolutely nothing~

the comedy here is that most of us now how this will go down

# ? Jan 3, 2019 18:25

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Siljmonster posted:

*peasant running up from down in the dirt gulag*

sir sir it turns out im of royal descent see im a bastard and *gets murdered*

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Serf: May 5, 2011

How Darwinian posted:

http://simondedeo.com/?p=337

tldr

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

only test that matters

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petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

white sauce posted:

I think warren is an implicit white supremacist and a neoliberal idiot shill so I�m calling her Pocahontas from the left.

gently caress her for ~~trying to prove~~ successfully proving her white, privileged pasty rear end is actually part of the few surviving native Americans

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