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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Also the "ABC Song" is just "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" played faster?!?!

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ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
The fact you are that up on video game soft core cut scenes that you have a preference is disturbing.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

ActusRhesus posted:

Hello, Pot.


evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

ActusRhesus posted:

The fact you are that up on video game soft core cut scenes that you have a preference is disturbing.

yeah i dont really get videogame sex

if i want to watch porn i'll do that, if i want to play videogames some weird animated porn randomly showing up is not really what i was going for

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Nice piece of fish posted:

To be fair I also started law school as a home owner but I am nowhere near stupid enough to reveal any detail of my sordid past to you merciless jacklegs.

A: You should. Post the details.
B: You live in socialist petrostate, you were always going to be fine.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
Post the de-tails.

You aren't a slaveholder, are you Fish? Your past can't be that sordid.

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?

blarzgh posted:

Also the "ABC Song" is just "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" played faster?!?!

Nobody tell Blarzgh about Ba Ba Black Sheep.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Nice piece of fish posted:

way better sex scenes and no goddamned elves
ne vous contredisez pas

lol

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Meatbag Esq. posted:

Nobody tell Blarzgh about Ba Ba Black Sheep.

SON OF A BITCH that one's not a big player in my house so not as shocking a reveal but could someone please answer my T-Rex enclosure question?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Meatbag Esq. posted:

Nobody tell Blarzgh about Ba Ba Black Sheep.

lol x 2

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

If playing The Witcher 3 four times through and stiff-arming Triss every single time in favor of Yenn puts me in the same boat as ya'll then I'll grab an oar and sail with you to piXXXel island

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:

blarzgh posted:

Also the "ABC Song" is just "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" played faster?!?!

Also "ah vous derai-je maman" is just the "ABC song" played faster?!?!

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

blarzgh posted:

If playing The Witcher 3 four times through and stiff-arming Triss every single time in favor of Yenn puts me in the same boat as ya'll then I'll grab an oar and sail with you to piXXXel island

we all float down here.

also hi5, triss = trashwife

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
Back to Sondheim Chat.

Group I’ve had paid acting gigs with switched their season and is doing Into the Woods. gently caress yeah.

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:
Lol that's a really good one, I hope they have the artistic integrity to pull off the wolf costume

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Hoshi posted:

Lol that's a really good one, I hope they have the artistic integrity to pull off the wolf costume

Well. Their costumer used to work for the muppet show... sooooo...

Odds are good.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Soothing Vapors posted:

we all float down here.

also hi5, triss = trashwife

Why would you actively pick the character who is:

1) More Boring
2) Less Hot
3) Got with you knowing you had amnesia and didn't remember you had a girlfriend who was also her best friend??

Picking Triss is 1,000% projecting your own beta friendzone fantasies onto the game

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

blarzgh posted:

Why would you actively pick the character who is:

1) More Boring
2) Less Hot
3) Got with you knowing you had amnesia and didn't remember you had a girlfriend who was also her best friend??

Picking Triss is 1,000% projecting your own beta friendzone fantasies onto the game

you pick both obviously

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Also if anyone hasn't played the Blood and Wine DLC it is absolutely the best content in the game, and does an absolutely perfect job with some characters from the books, and its worth it to buy the main game plus the DLC just for that.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
I really need to just drop Dark Souls 2 (only three DLC bosses left!) and get back to my first Witcher 3 run that's been stuck in Velen for 6 months. I can only play at night after the kids go to bed and they've been pushing past 10:00 lately, so I end up just going to sleep.

Look Sir Droids fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Jan 3, 2019

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Look Sir Droids posted:

I really need to just drop Dark Souls 2 (only three DLC bosses left!) and get back to my first Witcher 3 run that's been stuck in Velen for 6 months. I can only play at night after the kids go to bed and they've been pushing past 10:00 lately, so I end up just going to sleep.

Go back to it. It's one of the best games ever made IMO

I understand the struggle with kids though. It's the same for me.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

blarzgh posted:

Why would you actively pick the character who is:

1) More Boring
2) Less Hot
3) Got with you knowing you had amnesia and didn't remember you had a girlfriend who was also her best friend??

Picking Triss is 1,000% projecting your own beta friendzone fantasies onto the game

when the Terror comes, first we guillotine the cops. trissophiles a close second

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

blarzgh posted:

Also if anyone hasn't played the Blood and Wine DLC it is absolutely the best content in the game, and does an absolutely perfect job with some characters from the books, and its worth it to buy the main game plus the DLC just for that.

Something to do while on furlough, then! The stupid islands were boring and unfun, so I kinda left it off there.

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:

ActusRhesus posted:

Well. Their costumer used to work for the muppet show... sooooo...

Odds are good.

I miss getting to wear fun costumes

My favorite was probably a very phallic teapot in a l'enfant et les sortileges. The first dress rehearsal the costumers didn't adjust it and it was way, way lower than they intended. I was ready to power through but we had to take a 5 minute break so all the people watching could calm down.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Look Sir Droids posted:

I really need to just drop Dark Souls 2 (only three DLC bosses left!) and get back to my first Witcher 3 run that's been stuck in Velen for 6 months. I can only play at night after the kids go to bed and they've been pushing past 10:00 lately, so I end up just going to sleep.
I apparently have no interest in playing single player games anymore. I need to style on someone to have fun.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

ActusRhesus posted:

The fact you are that up on video game soft core cut scenes that you have a preference is disturbing.

Gonna be honest I was totally bullshitting that part because I've never played whatever the hell inqusition is, but regardless those are some strong words from you, elf lover.


Look Sir Droids posted:

Post the de-tails.

You aren't a slaveholder, are you Fish? Your past can't be that sordid.

No. Unless you count some kinky Dom lifestyle stuff. Then also no.


Phil Moscowitz posted:

Go back to it. It's one of the best games ever made IMO

I understand the struggle with kids though. It's the same for me.

Actually, I agree. It's a masterpiece.


Anyway, in local quaint norwegian bullshit news, the police in my town recently announced on twitter that they picked up a ferret running loose in a neighbourhood in the city, and were enquiring about the owner.

Soon thereafter, they announced that it was actually not a ferret, but a wild marten, so never mind... Until animal control informed them over twitter (after seeing the picture) that it was in fact pretty unmistakably an otter.

The police sheepishly apologized for their silly mistake and have since driven the otter to a nearby river and released it.

We've now learned that they actually released "Mille", a five month old tame baby otter that escaped her keeper that was raising her. They are now currently conducting a search for "Mille", but it's have not been able to find anyone matching her description. The newspaper fears the police may return with a cat, a fish or even their own police dog at this point, there's really no way to know they are just not very good at this.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

gvibes posted:

I apparently have no interest in playing single player games anymore. I need to style on someone to have fun.

I probably spend 75% of my gaming time on multiplayer, but I finally bought No Man's Sky on the basis of the glowing reports of their constant updates and reworks and I'll be goddamned if 130 hours of my life didn't disappear into that game.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

gvibes posted:

I apparently have no interest in playing single player games anymore. I need to style on someone to have fun.

You would have liked DayZ back when it didn't suck.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
I miss Arma 3 being populated. PUBG is fun, but a pale substitute for (legitimate) 1km headshots.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Look Sir Droids posted:

I miss Arma 3 being populated. PUBG is fun, but a pale substitute for (legitimate) 1km headshots.

I agree extremely.

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
My favorite costume was for Merchant of Venice. Portia. Custom made Venetian gown. Super hotness. Director was kind of a bitch. Gave me “notes” on the neckline like I made the drat thing. Costumer just pulled me aside and was like “she’s just pissy because she had implants and still can’t pull that off. It’s period accurate. I’m not changing it.”

Iolanthe Phyllis costume was pretty adorable too. Until Strephon stepped on it.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
The last era of multiplayer for me that I found actually fun was probably CS: source and BF2, playing with a clan or whatever. Then I stopped buying expensive PCs and didn't have enough time to really dick around on them anyway and so now I'm exclusively console.

COD and MW were fun too, and I did some BF3 for a while. But shooters are more fun with a mouse.

GTA online permanently soured me on multiplayer games though. The grindy/P2W nature of it...and the griefing I found hilarious in college and law school was (still funny but) not that fun when I don't feel like spending the couple hours a week I can play games listening to teenage dudes telling me to suck their dick.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Phil Moscowitz posted:

The last era of multiplayer for me that I found actually fun was probably CS: source and BF2, playing with a clan or whatever. Then I stopped buying expensive PCs and didn't have enough time to really dick around on them anyway and so now I'm exclusively console.

COD and MW were fun too, and I did some BF3 for a while. But shooters are more fun with a mouse.

GTA online permanently soured me on multiplayer games though. The grindy/P2W nature of it...and the griefing I found hilarious in college and law school was (still funny but) not that fun when I don't feel like spending the couple hours a week I can play games listening to teenage dudes telling me to suck their dick.

The C4 in GTA Online is a gamechanger if you don't care about the money hit of blowing up a griefer's car when they get in it.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Nice piece of fish posted:

You would have liked DayZ back when it didn't suck.

When was that?

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Look Sir Droids posted:

I miss Arma 3 being populated. PUBG is fun, but a pale substitute for (legitimate) 1km headshots.

I would have played the poo poo out of ARMA if it had been around when I had ~my gaming rig~ and 12 hours of spare time a day...law school was great

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:

Vox Nihili posted:

When was that?

After they thought of it but before they started making it

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Phil Moscowitz posted:


GTA online permanently soured me on multiplayer games though. The grindy/P2W nature of it...and the griefing I found hilarious in college and law school was (still funny but) not that fun when I don't feel like spending the couple hours a week I can play games listening to teenage dudes telling me to suck their dick.

Rockstar's whole business model with multiplayer loving sucks. Vice City was the last Rockstar game I enjoyed. GTA4 was a depressing slog with a piece of poo poo player character.

My gaming rig cost me only a little more than a console and it allowed me to cut the cord on cable. Add in that PC games tend to be a bit cheaper with Steam sales and it paid for itself. I do miss sitting in front of a TV to play though, but we got a Switch for "family time" this Christmas.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Vox Nihili posted:

When was that?

Anytime before like... 2015. I think.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
I've never played anything multiplayer despite being a PC only player. The only time in my life I played multiplayer was when I had to grind for war score in Mass Effect 3, and I hated every second of it
I plan to buy a console sometime in 2019 and I have no idea what I'm doing or what games to base my decision on
One thing I know is that I still won't play multiplayer

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I play exclusively on XBox and I'll fuckin come right out and admit it: I like Overwatch and I play a bunch.

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