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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

rear end cobra posted:

only test that matters



lmao isn't that the one Trump aced?

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TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
is it ok to bring port wine into the House of Representatives on such festive days like todayyyy

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

UFOTacoMan posted:

*invents IQ test that can tell your ancestral origins*

congrats here's your PhD in neurohistory

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
The one thing you need to know about smart people is that if someone tells you that they're smart in any way, they're actually very dumb

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
i had an ancestor who got caught fuckin some noble so they cut off his hand as a warning and he got caught fuckin another noble so he got executed in the tower of london that time.

my family is thirsty as gently caress

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Drunkboxer posted:

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there is no efficient way to respond to him if you’re metric is getting his base to hoot and hollar like when he says something, if thats your criteria for good campaign strategy then every dem should run on stripping suffrage rights and instituting national pogroms or something

if schumer/pelosi had their way this is absolutely what dems would campaign on

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
lyin lion

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



:tif:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Im a certified brain genius

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Louisgod posted:

lmao isn't that the one Trump aced?

Yeah, the one that says you probably do not have sponge brain.

Serf
May 5, 2011


the 2018 midterms will never end

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Virtual Russian posted:

Also what is even the point? Like if you don't have any actual tangible link to your "genetic heritage" what does it matter? Like if I suddenly found out I was even a quarter something I didn't know about it doesn't mean I have any connection to that place/people.

the ancestry thing is just a novelty, the real application is in screening for heritable diseases and conditions

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Serf posted:

the 2018 midterms will never end

I'm glad

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

It's the district where Mark Harris did a fraud and is unlikely to be seated.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Fallen Hamprince posted:

the ancestry thing is just a novelty, the real application is in screening for heritable diseases and conditions

so that your insurance company can deny you coverage

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

punished milkman posted:

congrats here's your PhD in neurohistory

appreciate the congrats

:smugdon::respek::smugdon:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



stolen election!!!!!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



wall of frozen piss

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

The one thing you need to know about smart people is that if someone tells you that they're smart in any way, they're actually very dumb

that sounds suspiciously like a test :thunk:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Serf posted:

so that your insurance company can deny you coverage

And side-stepping the 4th amendment.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
my mom had my sister and i do ancestry a few years back and it turns out im white (!!!!!!!!) and also that my dad is my dad, which is a cool bit of knowledge to have confirmed in this era of mandatory cuckolding

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


no one is going to jail for this

Serf
May 5, 2011


Bearjew posted:

stolen election!!!!!

every election is stolen

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Virtual Russian posted:

Also what is even the point? Like if you don't have any actual tangible link to your "genetic heritage" what does it matter? Like if I suddenly found out I was even a quarter something I didn't know about it doesn't mean I have any connection to that place/people.

people are real proud of how inbred they are

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


love2push the world around

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Schnorkles posted:

It's the district where Mark Harris did a fraud and is unlikely to be seated.

I'm just getting a bit of a The Machine Stops* vibe from our government at the moment; don't mind me.

*full text, short

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

crazy cloud posted:

i guess ur mother is safe from scurvy 2

is that because she sucks dicks or because she's the whale that they eat

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

nitupmurt

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

i bet trump is all fired up about his fire!!!!! redpill meme game and doubles down on this poo poo

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

rear end cobra posted:

only test that matters



eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Virtual Russian posted:

Also what is even the point? Like if you don't have any actual tangible link to your "genetic heritage" what does it matter? Like if I suddenly found out I was even a quarter something I didn't know about it doesn't mean I have any connection to that place/people.

there isn't a point

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Augus posted:

-Trump is a dumb racist idiot who believes in eugenics
vs.
-I took a bogus IQ test and it said Im naturally superior and that makes me feel good



lol

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Yinlock posted:

people are real proud of how inbred they are

i like your av

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
warrens campaign is doa bc unless her stance was explicitly “shut up I’m not Native American” she basically proved each and every mocking detractor right

dean scream, Dukakis in the tank, warren dna test

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The Trump thread sure seems acrimonious today.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Fallen Hamprince posted:

it's insanely stupid to try to out trump trump, the italians tried to do that with burlusconi and he was in power for like a decade because when you try to play on by their rules you always lose

the thing is though, trump isn't actually cool at all or even good at insults

he's just the only one willing to do it and anyone who isn't a total dork could verbally destroy him easily

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

TMMadman posted:

The Trump thread sure seems acrimonious today.

You're not?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

euphronius posted:

I’m 100% white and stupid af

And I'm not gonna take it anymore!

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punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
getting denied mama mia insurance because i have the italian gene

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