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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

eonwe posted:

our very own daisy hogg

Hogg-mogged by the president

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Hogg Male Of the Group

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

jim webb would last about a half day as trump's defense secretary. the guy is famously stubborn and self-minded.

ok youve sold me lets do it

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Zyla posted:

lmao that primary debate with webb where hes like

I killed a person in war, i'll kill again

"who do you most respect"

that vietnamese soldier i killed, he was a tough bastard but i did him in

It was more:

Moderator "The question, who was the hardest enemy you had to fight"

Candidates "random industries"

Webb "this one guy, but he's not around anymore" flashes crazy smile

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/derektmead/status/1080916637987917824

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Joementum posted:

jim webb would last about a half day as trump's defense secretary. the guy is famously stubborn and self-minded.

yea....and who'se gonna fire him?


^^^^lol Garrison keeps drawing the fat president as a chiseled Adonis strongman...dude's definetly got some issues he needs to work through

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

MysteriousStranger posted:

It was more:

Moderator "The question, who was the hardest enemy you had to fight"

Candidates "random industries"

Webb "this one guy, but he's not around anymore" flashes crazy smile

yeah i was trying to remember what the question was again :V

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



hahahaha

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

please also review the documentary "footloose"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Elizabeth Warren thinking she has a chance to beat Donald Trump in 2020 is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire life

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

lol good lord

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



I see the pate is particularly strong today, as is Garrison’s closeted homosexual fantasy.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



(And globalism)

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

nothing freudian about this at all

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



like remember how people used to talk about admiral doctor jackson as the decorated and widely respected physician to presidents, and then trump dragged him too close to the sun and now he's pill-mill ronny the drunken yeller at women's hotel room doors

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

well. i wont judge him for his um tastes, but lol what the gently caress man.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Joementum posted:

jim webb would last about a half day as trump's defense secretary. the guy is famously stubborn and self-minded.

There is a non zero chance he is hired and quits the same day and is ejected from the white house swearing like a sailor after physically grabbing Trump causing Trump to poo poo himself.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


haljordan posted:

Elizabeth Warren thinking she has a chance to beat Donald Trump in 2020 is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire life

Lets put the bookish college professor up against the loud idiotic buffoon who got elected by being the biggest rear end in a top hat in history

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

rear end cobra posted:

ok youve sold me lets do it

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/mypaws/status/1080874213513224193

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




drat that Hillary is good for an av

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
why are trump's arms so long

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/SocialistTaco/status/1028081986852667392

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

MysteriousStranger posted:

There is a non zero chance he is hired and quits the same day and is ejected from the white house swearing like a sailor after physically grabbing Trump causing Trump to poo poo himself.

lol im sold on this

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Joementum posted:

jim webb would last about a half day as trump's defense secretary. the guy is famously stubborn and self-minded.

look, I just want him to last long enough so that the next BSA convention gets to be regaled by Trump talking about his sex yacht stories and then Webb talking about vietnamese prostitutes doing things with ping pong balls and bananas

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



no part of that even looks like trump anymore, he even had to change the hair to make it less stupid

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


he wants to gently caress donald trump

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Zyla posted:

lmao that primary debate with webb where hes like

I killed a person in war, i'll kill again

"who do you most respect"

that vietnamese soldier i killed, he was a tough bastard but i did him in

it was

"Who do you think considers you to be their biggest enemy"

and his answer was literally

"probably that guy I killed" lmao

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

dons been hitting the weights!!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Al! posted:

i never see rocky road anymore. what happened to rocky road

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Al! posted:

why are trump's arms so long



oh god that just reminded me of that one guy on reddit whose entire post history is photos of lauren mayberry where you can see one or both of her bare armpits

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Nichael posted:

he wants to gently caress donald trump

Same

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

like remember how people used to talk about admiral doctor jackson as the decorated and widely respected physician to presidents, and then trump dragged him too close to the sun and now he's pill-mill ronny the drunken yeller at women's hotel room doors

Trump's Chaos Aura lowers everyone luck stat to -5, so the critical failures are just flying whenever you're engaging with him, regardless of the side you're on

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

fits my needs posted:

dons been hitting the weights!!

Yeah he's over 239 pounds now.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

look, I just want him to last long enough so that the next BSA convention gets to be regaled by Trump talking about his sex yacht stories and then Webb talking about vietnamese prostitutes doing things with ping pong balls and bananas

:chloe:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

implying shapiro would ever be as hard hitting badasses as the lollipop guild. those fuckers will gently caress you up.

also apparently those arnt the original voices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzFNLJIpUQ

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



mr white sauce sir

uh i mean, garfield, sir

i didnt know trumo was a goon :vince:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Bearjew posted:

drat that Hillary is good for an av

i wish he would draw out some of the characters that are in his comics by themselves because he really does some lol stuff

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i may have stumbled on to an extremely boutique fetish

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