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campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert


misspelled disrespectful too, also its in that dumbass font android memers seem to love so much

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I bet he didnt even read thr letter himself, or if he did he didnt unxerstznd it

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I dont like those nipples, ill be honest

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Epic High Five posted:

lol she convinced him to get the tat and NOW she's gonna file for divorce

ha ha yup

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

we are the dumbest country goodbye

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

i thought those were beer cans

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Addamere posted:

Nothing about today feels real. It's not that it's nonsensical, but something about it just seems wrong. Like when you look up at the sky and can swear you see old timey tv contrast artifacts. But about nothing in particular. Clearly my brain is working perfect and it's reality that's wrong.

you should do more drugs or less drugs

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/rusteenh/status/1080566727744745472?s=21

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Not my butt

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



he's basically done, relationship-wise

and probably not just partners but like jobs and poo poo

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
president deals likes to keep it complicated so nobody can figure out what's going on

quote:

White House aides also say privately they are unsure of what Trump will accept from Democrats after he publicly rejected a figure his own vice president had floated to Democrats in the days before the shutdown.
"No, not $2.5 billion, no -- we're asking for $5.6," Trump said in a meeting of his Cabinet on Wednesday. Later, in the Situation Room, Trump did appear willing to accept a lower figure, according to people familiar with the meeting. But Schumer and Pelosi remained firm they would not go above the $1.3 billion that is included for border security in the measures that were due to be voted on in the House on Thursday.
Without clarity on what number Trump would accept, neither side was anticipating a breakthrough at Friday's meeting, which will again convene congressional leaders with the President at the White House.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

can’t believe only North Korea figured out that the way to get donald trump to agree with everything you want is to call him a nice boy and send him tacky pieces of crap covered in his name

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/Dpwyn/status/1080949119378698240?s=19

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/LouiseBagshawe/status/1080956988169904133

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Kurtofan posted:

I dont like those nipples, ill be honest

elmer fudd doesn't even have nipples


Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
ill never underst1nd why he didnt just jerk off on the sly, its not exaxfly super obvious

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Reality Winter posted:

Peep the date

:stare:
I’m starting to think this guy might have issues

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


haha god drat

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

ill never underst1nd why he didnt just jerk off on the sly, its not exaxfly super obvious

because he jerked off to the situation, the horrible imposition, the power imbalance, the terrified looks

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

tacodaemon posted:

elmer fudd doesn't even have nipples




Good for him.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Duscat posted:

president deals likes to keep it complicated so nobody can figure out what's going on

I’m sure those employees who aren’t getting paid won’t mind

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



congratulations congressman schitt


https://twitter.com/LoopEmma/status/1080959349323902981

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

clearly both sides are at fault here

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Cold duck hunting sessions chaff them nipples, removal the best course of action for pros

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Young Orc

Chinatown posted:

i thought those were beer cans

they are

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/WarrenDavidson/status/1080944799157534720

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zyla posted:

because he jerked off to the situation

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
theres a thing where congress can just enact a law with supermajority if executive refuses to do its job right?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Duscat posted:

president deals likes to keep it complicated so nobody can figure out what's going on

yeah making sure that no one, including yourself, knows what you want is par for the course in any negotiation. it surely isn’t the byproduct of a pissy tantrum

and the president most definitely doesn’t have a fat ol diap filled with fish delight drippings

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Augus posted:

:stare:
I’m starting to think this guy might have issues

hes probably furiously post searching for anything he can find on us lmao

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Wow... drat...

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Augus posted:

:stare:
I’m starting to think this guy might have issues

he spent months trying to silence a byob-chat-subforum video game chat thread he didn't like by spamming it with thousand-line whitespace posts

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

elmer fudd doesn't even have nipples




i dunno, those pants are riding pretty high

also, trying to figure out the "do ducks wear pants" rules for this universe and apparently it's... complicated?

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


republican members introduce motion to reopen investigation of Clinton’s coverup of

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Asproigerosis posted:

theres a thing where congress can just enact a law with supermajority if executive refuses to do its job right?

that requires turtle bitch to let things hit the senate floor though

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Asproigerosis posted:

theres a thing where congress can just enact a law with supermajority if executive refuses to do its job right?

i dont think so

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



That’s a lol

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

very very disrespectful

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

ArfJason posted:

Wow... drat...

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Vishass
Feb 1, 2004


what's a Balfer?

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