Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

sandoz posted:

no one in history has done more damage to the united states than mitch mcconnell

the united states may never again pass legislation or reopen at full functionality

:stoked:

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Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

Look At that young gun with a full head of grey hair

yes but his skin doesn't look like it's dripping off his skeleton yet

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

nah it actually damages its flavor in the fridge or on the countertop (oxidation)

i used to live with a fancy restaurant person who clued me into freezing it, which is also how you're supposed to store it

basically it's gotta be as fresh as possible, you've gotta check and see how discolored any exposed breaks to the root are at the store

idk why stores don't freeze it, maybe because people expect produce like that to be with the other fresh stuff

huh, the more you know

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:22

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/BoeingSpace/status/1080523681229500416?s=20

what the gently caress

theres a zipper across the abdomen to make it easier to switch between sitting and standing

velcro would work just as well for that and would have 0 chance of catching fabric and tearing it (like a zipper not uncommonly does) but would seem less elegant

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:23

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

imagine what life could be like in the United States today had Abraham Lincoln not reeled in William Sherman, and instead let the South burn to the point where it had to actually be fully reconstructed and this time with no Confederates allowed in power and no anti-black laws.

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discoukulele: Jan 16, 2010; Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

young gun and full of cum

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Harry Potter on Ice: Nov 4, 2006; IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Squizzle posted:

theres a zipper across the abdomen to make it easier to switch between sitting and standing

velcro would work just as well for that and would have 0 chance of catching fabric and tearing it (like a zipper not uncommonly does) but would seem less elegant

drat, brilliant you should work at NASA

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Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

AOC HAS FRIENDS AND FUN AND HTIS WILL NOT STAND

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

also gently caress you all for not getting the wrestling and molestation comments for a jim jordan tweet

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

America's just been waiting for the moment where its internal contradictions rip it apart ever since we failed to redeem ourselves by executing every single person who owned, traded in, or advocated for the ownership of slaves

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:25

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pomp posted:

AOC HAS FRIENDS AND FUN AND HTIS WILL NOT STAND

yeah what even is the intended angle for the "smear" of showing her dancing when she was yonger

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:25

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Addamere posted:

imagine what life could be like in the United States today had Abraham Lincoln not reeled in William Sherman, and instead let the South burn to the point where it had to actually be fully reconstructed and this time with no Confederates allowed in power and no anti-black laws.

all he needed to do was execute or at least not pardon all the confederate officers

this would also have the added bonus of erasing me from existence

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/status/1080981329259433984

very excited about this

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/QanonAnonymous/status/1080961697370771456

This SCP sucks.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i hope trump doesn't do the sotu

that would own so loving much

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:27

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

triple sulk posted:

i hope trump doesn't do the sotu

that would own so loving much

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Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Addamere posted:

yeah what even is the intended angle for the "smear" of showing her dancing when she was yonger

I don't know but I assume they're just going to keep throwing poo poo at the wall until something sticks.

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Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

crashing a party with an armful of anti-dancing propaganda in case anyone wants to bne presdent

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Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/1080974851043745793?s=20

That's actually a pretty badass line

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

sandoz posted:

no one in history has done more damage to the united states than mitch mcconnell

I will piss on his grave :toxx:

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:28

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

triple sulk posted:

i hope trump doesn't do the sotu

that would own so loving much

if he doesn't they should get michelle wolf to speak at it

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:28

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Samurai Sanders posted:

I don't know but I assume they're just going to keep throwing poo poo at the wall until something sticks.

have they yet tried a "gotcha" about how she cannot be a socialist if she has such bougie rich people things as a refrigerator?

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:28

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/status/1080981329259433984

very excited about this

Is the reminder of co equal branches in the first sentence standard or a jab

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:28

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bert Roberge posted:

https://twitter.com/QanonAnonymous/status/1080961697370771456

This SCP sucks.

Hillary used restricted HEART-ATTACK GUNS and -----BORNE PHEREMONE TARGETED HYPER-TOXINS

and still we let her walk free???

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:29

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triple sulk posted:

i hope trump doesn't do the sotu

that would own so loving much

Or he'll do it live from an aircraft carrier surrounded by troops, something like that.

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fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
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You are Destiny.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

all he needed to do was execute or at least not pardon all the confederate officers

this would also have the added bonus of erasing me from existence

some powerful nihilism itt

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Addamere posted:

rich idiots owning themelves owns

theyve never had to face consequences because life in america is built for them, so as a result they have absolutely zero cleverness or cunning its pretty great.

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Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

politicians can binge drink and rape and cheat on their spouses but hoo boy good luck coming back from dancing

# ? Jan 4, 2019 01:30

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Lawman 0 posted:

I will piss on his grave

i will cumshit on his grave :toxx:

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

mormonpartyboat posted:

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/status/1080981329259433984

very excited about this

yes hahaha yes

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Put my butt groceries in the "cooler"

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Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inspector Hound posted:

Is the reminder of co equal branches in the first sentence standard or a jab

I read it as useless empty speech that exists for the ostensible purpose of building premises in an argument to reach a conclusion.

I am doing this thing because of X Y and Z, only presented backwards the same way laws are written

WHEREAS,
AND WHEREAS,
THEREFORE LET IT BE RESOLVED

but in simpler language because the president is a goober

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