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Thaddius the Large posted:Weirdly catchy, though it did kind of fall apart at the end Yeah I don't know why like 20% of it is just Fat Lip, but @electrolemon, who did it, said he had to kinda cut it short to make sure it fit in the twitter video limits
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Quiet Feet posted:Five bald men. Skinheads.
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Gatts posted:Having experienced the sweet release of divorce and the peace and good life after it, I prefer divorce. I assume you didn’t have kids though?
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Mel Mudkiper posted:way ahead of you Mine is now past my nipples. Wife is begging me to cut it, but honestly I'm waiting to see how long I can go before my boss bitches at me.
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iwentdoodie posted:Mine is now past my nipples. I am keeping it pretty cut short honestly because my beard is crazy curly Right now I am trying to find a conditioner regiment that keeps it from being a big brillo pad
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I am keeping it pretty cut short honestly because my beard is crazy curly Not sure if they sell it over there but there's a Loreal man expert beard wash that is loving amazing. Comb it and add a small amount kf beard oil after. No more split ends or rough feeling beard. Edit https://www.amazon.com/LOreal-Expert-Barber-Beard-200ml/dp/B074N94JPF
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I assume you didn’t have kids though? Yeah. No kids.
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Quiet Feet posted:Five bald men. Someone in the USPol thread in D&D came up with Alt-Right Said Fred
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BlindSite posted:Not sure if they sell it over there but there's a Loreal man expert beard wash that is loving amazing. Comb it and add a small amount kf beard oil after. No more split ends or rough feeling beard. Yeah, that's what I am doing now. I guess its just gonna take awhile
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Jan 4, 2019 01:24
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Gatts posted:Yeah. No kids. Yeah getting divorced when you don’t have kids must be awesome. “I hate you. You hate me. Let’s never see each other again! Yay!”
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its probably pretty sweet with kids too i hate you, you hate me, the mistakes are your problem now, good luck finding me
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Jan 4, 2019 01:30
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Yeah, that's what I am doing now. I guess its just gonna take awhile I use a redken shampoo and hempz conditioner every 3 or 4 days on mine, with beard oil combed through nightly. Its baby soft and healthy as gently caress. I'll also throw some light wax in occasionally if I just want to keep it shaped, but for the most part the oil does that.
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Jan 4, 2019 01:39
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Wooo, new companywide policy results in me having an extra week of vacation a year 
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Jan 4, 2019 01:39
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Kalli posted:Wooo, new companywide policy results in me having an extra week of vacation a year This reminded me that we suddenly have MLK Jr Day off this year??????????
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Jan 4, 2019 01:46
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My girlfriend bought me some Lush beard conditioner for Christmas and it’s really good. It’s Lush so the smell is a little overwhelming to start but it makes my beard and face feel really nice.
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Spoeank posted:This reminded me that we suddenly have MLK Jr Day off this year?????????? That's how you know McCain really is dead
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My beard care regimen is washing daily with nutragena men's face wash and then after it's dry, brushing in some Smooth Viking Beard Conditioner. Seems to work pretty well, if I do it daily my beardruff is totally gone but when I miss a week because I forgot to order it, it comes back, so it's definitely what cured me.
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My problem is the water from the gym showers is kind of hard and makes mine feel rough after my morning workout shower so I now have bear oil vials in my car and in my office drawer. I smell like sandalwood all the time. Which I'm told smells amazing.
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Jan 4, 2019 01:52
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If everyone here spent as much time on their wife's vagina as they do their beard there wouldn't be any divorces
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I ain't married homie.
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Jan 4, 2019 01:56
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Probably because you smell like sandalwood
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just buy your wife her own smooth viking beard bottle smh
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Its Rinaldo posted:Lolat the Delores Umbridge cosplay Follow up on this https://twitter.com/JosephMCarrUSA/status/1080946830089875456 She is also apparently the first bisexual Senator
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The Glumslinger posted:She is also apparently the first bisexual Senator Not a drat chance, but possibly the first openly-so.
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Kalli posted:Wooo, new companywide policy results in me having an extra week of vacation a year I moved to another country and they doubled my vacation days, noting dryly that since I was transitioning from the US they didnt have to offer more than the legal minimum since it would be better than whatever I had in america
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Barudak posted:I moved to another country and they doubled my vacation days, noting dryly that since I was transitioning from the US they didnt have to offer more than the legal minimum since it would be better than whatever I had in america hah, yeah. I mean I'm just gonna be happy about going from 3 to 4. also lmao that nazi dates a black chick movie sure looks amazing 
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Jojo rabbit sounds pretty amazing.
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Kalli posted:hah, yeah. What? Why? How?
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Kalli posted:hah, yeah. Incredible.
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MARY ME AOC
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Kalli posted:also lmao that nazi dates a black chick movie sure looks amazing Wait, so the guy is spewing slurs at her because he thinks she's bigoted? Or he also thinks she's Hitler? Or is it because she's not bigoted so he has a chance to literally gently caress Hitler? I'm confused.
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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:Wait, so the guy is spewing slurs at her because he thinks she's bigoted? Or he also thinks she's Hitler? Or is it because she's not bigoted so he has a chance to literally gently caress Hitler? Yeah I also don’t get the last sentence. Like the guy is racist but won’t date other racists?
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CharlestheHammer posted:Yeah I also don’t get the last sentence. Immediately reminds me of that Chappelle sketch 
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My 8 year old insists on playing Shovel Knight and boy howdy to I have to make him take a lot of rage breaks Right now he's screaming at the Enchantress for cheating because she's just jealous he figured out how to beat her
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Kalli posted:also lmao that nazi dates a black chick movie sure looks amazing Man, how low did Gabrielle Inion sink to be in this? In other news, my layover in Las Vegas was a lot more fun as I left the airport to hang with my friend who moved here from Portland. Wandered the strip for a bit, ate White Castle, chilled at his place & watched Hardcore Henry to kill the time, and now I'm enjoying some beverages at the terminal before my flight back home to Portland. 
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