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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Hannity is such a fuccboi

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/drilosophers/status/1080985159573348353

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Spergin Morlock posted:

there's probably a bit of jealousy going on too. a lot of the people whining about it are physically unable to dance anymore so it angers them to see someone else doing it and they must complain

I have no hip cartilage and I must do the Twist

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/warrenisdead/status/1080931853450788865?s=21

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
the mass arrests were a metaphor for 4chan beltsanding away the last shreds of your sanity

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

BeefThief posted:

i unmuted pelosi for literally 3 seconds and heard "we have to find common ground"

the cruel violent racist nazi: we need to put all migrant children in cages

the indignant stubborn bullheaded antifa: dont put any migrant children in cages

the wise reasonable centrist: why not compromise and put half the migrant kids in cages?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/davelevitan/status/1080953258758287361

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's almost as if there's a race and gender element here...

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Schmoe Cwead posted:

the cruel violent racist nazi: we need to put all migrant children in cages

the indignant stubborn bullheaded antifa: dont put any migrant children in cages

the wise reasonable centrist: why not compromise and put half the migrant kids in cages?

what congress passed: half of each migrant kid is to be put in a cage

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Ah yes, Rome's infamously open borders.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

why do i keep getting these bouts of extreme terror

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prw2B_03IzY

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





ok but try verses 23-29 and 31 on for size when you do that

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Zyla posted:

why do i keep getting these bouts of extreme terror
Sounds like an anxiety disorder, talk to your doctor

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


ezekiel 23:19-21

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Zyla posted:

why do i keep getting these bouts of extreme terror

we live in the hellworld/rapeworld crossover

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

FactsAreUseless posted:

Ah yes, Rome's infamously open borders.

build the pomerium

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Squizzle posted:

ok but try verses 23-29 and 31 on for size when you do that
Even the Devil can quote scripture!!!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

Sounds like an anxiety disorder, talk to your doctor

i have they just keep calling me a huge pussy and to suck it up and consider not freaking out

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Zyla posted:

i have they just keep calling me a huge pussy and to suck it up and consider not freaking out
Get a new doctor

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Zyla posted:

why do i keep getting these bouts of extreme terror

trup!

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


This sounds a lot like the current trajectory of the US. Pretty scary when you think about it.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

build the pomerium

build the pomeranian

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Zyla posted:

why do i keep getting these bouts of extreme terror

It's because you have open borders and no muslim ban

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zyla posted:

why do i keep getting these bouts of extreme terror

eat fewer carbohydrates

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

Get a new doctor

have four of them, and two are medicating me for this anxiety but it doesnt do poo poo!!!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

eat fewer carbohydrates

impossible carbs are like 95% of my diet

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Zyla posted:

have four of them, and two are medicating me for this anxiety but it doesnt do poo poo!!!
What are you on?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

Even the Devil can quote scripture!!!

:thunk: :hmmyes:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

The Human Crouton posted:

This sounds a lot like the current trajectory of the US. Pretty scary when you think about it.

its almost as if idiocracy is more of a documentary than a comedy

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008



Emperor trajan did 9/11

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Zyla posted:

why do i keep getting these bouts of extreme terror

Trade you for my bouts of extreme ennui

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

What are you on?

high dose cymbalta, propanalol, klonopin, lyrica

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



they left out this part

quote:

The people of the land practice extortion and commit robbery; they oppress the poor and needy and mistreat the foreigner, denying them justice.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

poo poo, half of those are also the reason for the rise of the roman empire after

violent entertainment alone is a loving infinite lmao, like they weren't enjoying that poo poo at absolutely every stage from kingdom to republic to empire to megachurch

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

high dose cymbalta, propanalol, klonopin, lyrica

replace all of it with more benzos, like grams a day of phenazepam

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Zyla posted:

high dose cymbalta, propanalol, klonopin, lyrica

Have u tried propanarofl or propanalmao

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
megatrump

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Zyla posted:

why do i keep getting these bouts of extreme terror

somehow the world has gotten so hosed that two of the most irrational reactions possible - panic and despair - have been vindicated

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