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AfroSquirrel posted:Having Purple Man think for him does seem to have eliminated News-Paper-Spider-Man's main weakness Only the most capable and intelligent person on the planet can stop him now... oh thank goodness, MJ is here.
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Jan 3, 2019 06:48
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:It's called stage whispering, only Spider-man heard that I actually think SM is the only one that didn’t hear.
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Jan 3, 2019 15:54
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After watching Spider-Verse, I really hope they include NSM in the sequel. They managed to have a great scene involving Spider-Man 2099 and 1960s cartoon Spidey.
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Robot Wendigo posted:If you told Spider-Man that he'd say 'Bless you' and hand you a tissue 
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Jan 4, 2019 00:47
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The MSJ posted:After watching Spider-Verse, I really hope they include NSM in the sequel. They managed to have a great scene involving Spider-Man 2099 and 1960s cartoon Spidey. Yeah but it made the rest of the movie seem pointless.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Impressive future vision
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Synthbuttrange posted:
She says that like the next words are "...our Lord and saviour."
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Luke Cage: Your husband is Spider-Man? Shhh we don't want the cops to he- Cops: We know. Everybody but JJJ knows. Everytime he passes us on the street he yells out loud,"OH NO I HOPE THE COPS DON'T CHECK UNDER MY SHIRT AND FIND OUT I AM SECRETLY SPIDER-MAN!"
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Jan 4, 2019 03:21
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"i need to talk to you about spiderman. do you know where he went? he left his pants behind."
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Jan 4, 2019 03:24
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This is going to end with Peter being incredibly mad that Cage wont show him his real identity.
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Jerusalem posted:Luke Cage: Your husband is Spider-Man? Shhh we don't want the cops to he- and as for Jonah, he's still loving a car and ranting: "I'm telling you George Soros is a loving PATSY, he's been framed, along with all the other Jews, BY THE SWISS, AND THEIR LORD THO'RAN THE GRAN SLAMMAJAMMA, you loving SHEEP are TOO BLIND TO SEE THE TRUTH."
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Jan 4, 2019 03:39
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I like that both Cage and MJ are basically treating the cops like they're invisible.
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Synthbuttrange posted:This is going to end with Peter being incredibly mad that Cage wont show him his real identity. I hope it's Terry Crews. Or Robert Downey Jr.
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Jan 4, 2019 05:30
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Finally, someone Luke doesn't call "man" twice.
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Jan 4, 2019 05:32
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"That's... That's not a mask, Peter."
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"Not a mask? But I just revealed that the purple man was actually Red Skull in disguise!"
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What the gently caress is happening, everyone just left?
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Jan 5, 2019 03:00
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MJ is just going to buy him a pair of earplugs.
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MJ and Luke Cage will go on vacation in Australia.
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Peter will wake up tomorrow confused about why MJ looks so purple now. Then he'll move on with his day because confusion is his entire life.
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Oh god, Peter is going to be the Jessica Jones of this arc 
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Samuringa posted:Oh god, Peter is going to be the Jessica Jones of this arc He's going to have Luke Cage's baby?
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And here I thought all those years writing fanfic were wasted! 
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CharlestheHammer posted:What the gently caress is happening, everyone just left? She's rich, famous and white, he's bulletproof. The cops are powerless.
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I know this is one of those superhero universes where no-one really expects anything of the police, but my god lol.
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I was on mobile the previous time, so I'll post the gif for real this time. "You're so amazing, Spider-Man."
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So in that first panel, it looks like MJ is taking Luke Cage home to check if every inch of his skin is bullet proof. (Par for the course for Newspaper Spider-man universe.) While the cops are just going to break into Luke Cage's home and arrest him at 5AM in morning.
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Mierenneuker posted:I was on mobile the previous time, so I'll post the gif for real this time. lol is she holding onto a mannequin
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Jan 5, 2019 17:39
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He's method acting as NSM.
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Jan 5, 2019 17:44
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lol is she holding onto a mannequin Also note the way the wind is blowing in relation to the way she and her man-size doll are supposed to be moving.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lol is she holding onto a mannequin Spider-
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Mierenneuker posted:Also note the way the wind is blowing in relation to the way she and her man-size doll are supposed to be moving. She's dancing with a mannequin in the street as the wind is blowing all these papier-mache buildings away.
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Jan 5, 2019 18:41
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"Hey this isn't my apartment." "Sorry I went to mine by mistake."
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So is Purple Man planning to kill Spiderman, control him for the rest of his life or just relying on him forgetting where this apartment is?
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He's just keeping Spidey around until he can upgrade to Clown-9.
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Mierenneuker posted:Also note the way the wind is blowing in relation to the way she and her man-size doll are supposed to be moving. o/` Pumaman, he flies like a moron... o/`
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Purple man is going to tell Spiderman to wear an apron and make him bake cookies, because he can. Then when the building burns down he'll be defeated because NSM isn't good at anything, let alone baking.
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