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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

he-who-shall-not-wipe

voldemort didn't have a nose and gavin mcinnes has no chin

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/lizardrumsfeld/status/1081268641214226432?s=21

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Shouldn't there be a spell to disappear the poop before it comes out?

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how are you supposed to wipe effectively after pinching off an invisible loaf

how does a lbind person wipe

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Bert Roberge posted:

She was a tobacco company lawyer.

oh word?

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007



The significance of numbers in politics has completely detached from reality. If it's just if number bigger = bad, may as well push for those big numbers.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



wizards just magic the poop and pee out of them like how they do with the teleporter in star trek

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Epic High Five posted:

"I don't get the anger, this is pretty much the norm for NY Dems" he said, standing oblivious in the middle of a rising tide of wrath being directed at Dem norms

nothing in my excel files could have predicted this, he wails

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

sandoz posted:

how does a lbind person wipe

very carefully

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:eyepop:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


haljordan posted:

We don't need the tsa, everyone just bring a bat to the airport with you

edit 2: you're killing me here forums

how the hell do you post a youtube link at a certain timecode now

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






H.P. Hovercraft posted:

nothing in my excel files could have predicted this, he wails

Seriously why has no one swirlied nate yet

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

sandoz posted:

how does a lbind person wipe

v carefully

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Bye bye Argentina you were fun :sadwave:

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Epic High Five posted:

wizards just magic the poop and pee out of them like how they do with the teleporter in star trek

straight into the mouths of their enemies

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

very carefully

motherfuck

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Lawman 0 posted:

Bye bye Argentina you were fun :sadwave:

what happened to argentina

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

dont be mean to me posted:

nope, if all you got is another piss tape you're just corncobs forever

a human trafficking or snuff tape on the other hand

piss tape is equivalent to the trafficking/pedo/snuff tape, for obvious reasons

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



i've got a new idea for a bath...it's like a normal bath, but circular, and also it's a huge ultrasonic cleaning machine

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



zegermans posted:

why not just disappear the poop before it leaves your body

i see you've been to the star trek thread

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Fuligin posted:

what happened to argentina

Vacation

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
that scene in the prestige where hugh jackson is led by david bowie out into a field full of his personal bespoke tophats except instead of hats its turds

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

im calling chait

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


of course it's the wardill airport one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTZpztjdXU&t=933s

loving there it is who would even think about a "start" bbcode variable

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

mormonpartyboat posted:

that scene in the prestige where hugh jackson is led by david bowie out into a field full of his personal bespoke tophats except instead of hats its turds

lol

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Fuligin posted:

oh word?

Yeah she conspired to keep evidence that smoking was harmful away from the public too.

quote:

So when the Justice Department tried to get its hands on that research in 1996 to prove that tobacco industry executives had lied about the dangers of smoking, the company moved to fend off the effort with the help of a highly regarded young lawyer named Kirsten Rutnik.

Ms. Rutnik, who now goes by her married name, Gillibrand, threw herself into the work. She traveled to Germany at least twice, interviewing the lab’s top scientists, whose research showed a connection between smoking and cancer but was kept far from public view.

She helped contend with prosecution demands for evidence and monitored testimony of witnesses before a grand jury, following up with strategy memos to Philip Morris’s general counsel.

The industry beat back the federal perjury investigation, a significant legal victory at the time, but not one that Ms. Gillibrand is eager to discuss.

https://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/27/nyregion/27gillibrand.html

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??


oh okay i figured theresa was launching op falklands 2: falk harder or something

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004





:hmmyes:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

mormonpartyboat posted:

that scene in the prestige where hugh jackson is led by david bowie out into a field full of his personal bespoke tophats except instead of hats its turds

he puts one in his mouth and it lights up

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



:\ is appropriate right now

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Epic High Five posted:

wizards just magic the poop and pee out of them like how they do with the teleporter in star trek
can you piss for weeks into one of those bags that are huge inside then dump it all out on that malfoy kid?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Fuligin posted:

oh okay i figured theresa was launching op falklands 2: falk harder or something

They had monuments to that loving everywhere

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





sandoz posted:

straight into the mouths of their enemies

Lucky enemies :cry;

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


a spell to dig a hole to poop in seems like one of the earliest spells

i mean even cats can manage that one

if wizards can't that explains so much of their position in the world

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Bert Roberge posted:

Yeah she conspired to keep evidence that smoking was harmful away from the public too.


https://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/27/nyregion/27gillibrand.html

kirsten gillibrand's dark secret: she was a lawyer

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



:flashfap:

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

:bagl:

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Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007



Really speaking from the heart here

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