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huddling in my work cubicle as my boss approaches, whispering every spell I can think of as I desperately try to disappear the poo poo that just slugged its way out of my pant leg expectorant colonic septic sempra expellianus
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Asproigerosis posted:I mean I guess if this is how we have to roll back the patriot act good news this is how we're rolling back all the acts
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Ben Nerevarine posted:huddling in my work cubicle as my boss approaches, whispering every spell I can think of as I desperately try to disappear the poo poo that just slugged its way out of my pant leg trumpus tweetus
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Ben Nerevarine posted:huddling in my work cubicle as my boss approaches, whispering every spell I can think of as I desperately try to disappear the poo poo that just slugged its way out of my pant leg use ur diaphragm
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ShriekingMarxist posted:every viral tweet has this sequence of images in it; 
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Waffle House posted:animes...in cars?! 
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Ben Nerevarine posted:huddling in my work cubicle as my boss approaches, whispering every spell I can think of as I desperately try to disappear the poo poo that just slugged its way out of my pant leg lmao
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oystertoadfish posted:I envy this deeply Someone once told me they just fall asleep the second they lay down even while sober. loving freak.
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Oliver North is responsible for the FEMA death camps rumors of the 1990s But in 1987, The Miami Herald reported that Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North had worked with the Federal Emergency Management Agency to create a secret contingency plan authorizing “suspension of the Constitution, turning control of the United States over to fema, appointment of military commanders to run state and local governments and declaration of martial law during a national crisis.
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Hobo With A Shotgun is a much different viewing experience post-escalator
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punchymcpunch posted:the legal definition of murder is different to the actual word definition cos it has to cover situations that arent murder but they wanna charge you with murder anyway, such as accidentally shooting a guard when youre robbing a bank in gta or whatever are you threatening me?
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trumo! https://twitter.com/ByRosenberg/status/1081256067722432512 
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Calibanibal posted:are you threatening me? dude I think he did a murder on you
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punchymcpunch posted:the legal definition of murder is different to the actual word definition cos it has to cover situations that arent murder but they wanna charge you with murder anyway, such as accidentally shooting a guard when youre robbing a bank in gta or whatever That's an "oopsie doodle," which is barely a misdemeanor what the gently caress are you on about
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oystertoadfish posted:I envy this deeply im glad ur back
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lol get owned educatailures
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Shageletic posted:Oliver North is responsible for the FEMA death camps rumors of the 1990s i think you mean FUTURE PRESIDENT OLLIE NORTH
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one of those days where nazis are pissing me off than usual it's just wunna them days~
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Duscat posted:https://twitter.com/poet_economist/status/1081291341294915584 that entire article tells you a couple hundred ways that can happen
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oystertoadfish posted:I envy this deeply Yesterday a goon friend on twitter was posting about how they wish they didn't commute in their car so they could read and listen to headphone on the way home I was like I can even get a nap in on the train  then that night about 10 minutes into my train nap I choked on my own saliva and had a coughing fit for another 20 minutes or so.
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mormonpartyboat posted:im glad ur back I kinda bounce around according to the whims of the cracks and fissures in my psyche but thanks. I like this thread and this forum, when I can
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Lawman 0 posted:Guilitone
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some new content on youtube today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFGsBr8nRs
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Rah! posted:more like 
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Chinatown posted:metal as gently caress quote:The Florida Highway Patrol said that two vehicles traveling north — a semitruck and a car — smashed into each other and then burst through a metal guardrail, slamming into the van carrying the children and another semitruck.  yeah pretty much
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oh konichiwa
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Buck Wildman posted:That's an "oopsie doodle," which is barely a misdemeanor what the gently caress are you on about in texas a felony oopsie doodle can be a capital offense
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