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RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
Can't wait to meet mysterious silhouette creature #2: Lake Edition.

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Men in Black, all-seeing-eye pyramid, aliens, faked moon landing, flat earth, Bigfoot, Nessie.

I'm glad to see only the wholesome classics in there.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
You can't see tower #7 because it's a pile of rubble at the bottom of his thinkpan, and thus obscured by all the other conspiracies.

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

New page: http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-6-page-1

the scar is genetic

Nerdietalk
Dec 23, 2014

I love this stupid family immediately.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
So she's a buff cop who wanted to be a stage magician. She has impeccable table manners, too.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Mom's a cop, finally Zack introduces a big villain in Paranatural.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Dual-wielding table knives.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
dang, that's a big age gap between kids

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
The real trick is her eating an egg without breaking the yolk.

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

nerdman42 posted:

I love this stupid family immediately.
Lookit that fat baby! Lookit 'em! No grandma can resist pinching those cheeks! :3:

Seriously though, it's becoming a problem. Random old women just roll up on this kid like seagulls on trash.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what if shes a security guard

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Dang, that stage magician is hung like a donkey

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
Oh my god the scar is genetic.

e: literally read the mouse over text on my desktop after I posted that bwahaha

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
Zach's twelve-year-old characters are becoming not only implausibly well-spoken for their supposed age, but also way too cool and fashionable.

Soon we will find out that Isabelle has a degree in accounting, and Isaac was honorably discharged after twenty years of military service.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh no the children are larger than life in this story where *checks notes* the most recently introduced parental character is a policewoman the size of a truck who eats solely with knives and still longs to be a stage magician

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


This anime comic is becoming an anime

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I question the realism of this story about spirits, ghosts and talking books. Something about this doesn't quite mix together into a proper non-fiction story.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
The true secret of Mayview is that the entire town is the medium of a snarky spirit that lounged around reading fashion magazines all day.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

PMush Perfect posted:

The real trick is her eating an egg without breaking the yolk.

Nothing tricky about an egg over hard.

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

In Paranatural, the kids are all involved in complex, mature plots about important issues, while all the adults basically flail around and freak out about their crushes. It's a consistent design decision, plus, someone earlier described it as "accurate to a child's perspective," which I think it important to the tone of Paranatural.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
A True to Life Tale of poo poo That Totally Happened in Middle School, by T. Roper





Except you know actually competently written and easy to immerse yourself in, unlike the dreck that gets written in Troper Tales

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this kid is unreal

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
I just noticed the baby also has a scar. Hahahah. Welcome back Zack.

Also Stephen being rude, get your feet off the table son.

Jetamo
Nov 8, 2012

alright.

alright, mate.

Shindragon posted:

I just noticed the baby also has a scar. Hahahah. Welcome back Zack.

Also Stephen being rude, get your feet off the table son.

Also the one framed picture you can see also has a scar.

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

Guys, it's obviously not a scar, it's a hereditary birthmark. Quit body shaming, jesus!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

neogeo0823 posted:

Guys, it's obviously not a scar, it's a hereditary birthmark. Quit body shaming, jesus!
No it's a scar. It's genetic.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

neogeo0823 posted:

Guys, it's obviously not a scar, it's a hereditary birthmark. Quit body shaming, jesus!

What's wrong with scarred bodies?

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

I'm obviously joking. But I guess Zach did say they were hereditary, and also a scar, so.... :shrug:

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012

Splicer posted:

No it's a scar. It's genetic.

Are we moving from HxH dodge ball to Toriko's gourmet cells?

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
its not actually genetic, just hereditary

one of stephens ancestors stepped on a leprechaun and now its ghost attempts to slay each child of the line in the womb

they are too powerful

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
The dad dosn't have a scar and I'm gonna wager he isn't as cool.

Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Jan 7, 2019

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Motherfucker posted:

The dad dosn't have a scar

What, did you think Stephen's family were inbred hicks?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Cat Mattress posted:

What, did you think Stephen's family were inbred hicks?

why would the cool scar-havers marry such a scarless lamewad.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Motherfucker posted:

why would the cool scar-havers marry such a scarless lamewad.
She got that scarless fever

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises

Motherfucker posted:

why would the cool scar-havers marry such a scarless lamewad.

Because he supported her dream of stage magicianing, even when it failed.

New page, by the way. http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-6-page-2

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Conspiracist and a magician. Goddamn.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Beginning to understand why he's such a valued member of the bullysquad

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Hot new America and scar lore in this update.

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ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

All Cops Are Stage Magicians

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