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I'm the goons not getting an incredibly obvious and old joke
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The Snoo posted:not my screenshot I have literally read this joke in a Readers' Digest
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Jan 4, 2019 01:48
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'Joke' is an extremely generous word
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Jan 4, 2019 01:50
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Straight white people: known for accurately identifying gays and muslims on sight
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Jan 4, 2019 02:01
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:I'm the gay man's dialogue written by a straight person who has never met a homosexual in real life. I like the last line, but everything up to it is ridiculous.
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Jan 4, 2019 02:07
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That's a kick rear end house in which poo poo didn't happen.
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Jan 4, 2019 02:26
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The TV placement is terrible. No matter what angle you look at it from that enormous table is going to obscure it. Nothing should be between the seating and a TV except a coffee table that people aren't going to use to play games on.
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Jan 4, 2019 02:28
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The TV placement is terrible. No matter what angle you look at it from that enormous table is going to obscure it. Nothing should be between the seating and a TV except a coffee table that people aren't going to use to play games on. Also the corner behind it is going to be awkward to clean but also hella dusty, 10x so if they have pets
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Jan 4, 2019 02:33
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The TV placement is terrible. No matter what angle you look at it from that enormous table is going to obscure it. Nothing should be between the seating and a TV except a coffee table that people aren't going to use to play games on. Living rooms tend to be one of the worst places to put TVs in your house generally. Often too big for decent viewing distance, tend to have a ton of windows blasting light into the room, terrible acoustics for speakers (even more so if you use the TV speakers) and people tend to clutter them up with all their poo poo.
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Jan 4, 2019 02:38
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It makes more sense when you realize how many people just leave the TV on for ambient noise and maybe glance at it once every ten minutes.
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Jan 4, 2019 03:44
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subpar anachronism posted:I have literally read this joke in a Readers' Digest When did it become ok to acknowledge homosexuality in Reader's Digest?
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Jan 4, 2019 04:15
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kimbo305 posted:When did it become ok to acknowledge homosexuality in Reader's Digest? I assume it’s kosher if they’re the butt of the joke.
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Jan 4, 2019 05:03
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I assume it’s kosher if they’re the butt of the joke. But the Muslim woman was the butt of the joke. At least, that's how I read it; maybe it read differently in the 90's.
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Jan 4, 2019 05:53
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I'm the goons not getting an incredibly obvious and old joke quote:joke
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Jan 4, 2019 07:56
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I once asked directions from someone wearing a slightly-too-large bright yellow t-shirt in Ikea and I'd wager I wasn't the only one because who the gently caress wears a bright yellow plain t-shirt anyway? Welp that's my poo poo that happened. Insert the mandatory girl=Marilyn Einstein, clapping, visibly shaking, married, in fluent Swedish, etc. in appropriate places.
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Jan 4, 2019 11:26
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Jerry Cotton posted:I once asked directions from someone wearing a slightly-too-large bright yellow t-shirt in Ikea and I'd wager I wasn't the only one because who the gently caress wears a bright yellow plain t-shirt anyway? Welp that's my poo poo that happened. Insert the mandatory girl=Marilyn Einstein, clapping, visibly shaking, married, in fluent Swedish, etc. in appropriate places. CHILLS.
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Jan 4, 2019 13:22
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PancakeTransmission posted:Looks like that post was missing key criteria Which criteria?
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Jan 4, 2019 14:09
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ilmucche posted:Which criteria? All of them.
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Jan 4, 2019 16:30
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 So woke.
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Jan 4, 2019 18:17
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Doctor: But pink is a girl color!
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Jan 4, 2019 18:21
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EVG posted:
And the nurse? It was Albert Einstein... with a hook.
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Jan 4, 2019 19:01
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EVG posted:
I could definitely see a kid picking something hot pink because he’s seen breast cancer ribbons, especially if his parents are big supporters, but “there are no girl colors or boy colors” is not a child’s dialogue.
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Jan 4, 2019 19:42
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Jurgan posted:“there are no girl colors or boy colors” is not a child’s dialogue. I've heard several kids say this. Kids pick up on and get really sanctimonious about poo poo like that. The stdh is everything else
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Jan 4, 2019 19:49
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According to my 5 year old son, pink is the color of ninjas who haven't unlocked their true potential yet #woke #blessed
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Jan 4, 2019 20:16
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If he's such a fan of breast cancer and equality, why is he dressed in grey, while the girl is in all pink? Checkmate feminismailures.
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Jan 4, 2019 20:44
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Paladinus posted:If he's such a fan of breast cancer and equality, why is he dressed in grey, while the girl is in all pink? Checkmate feminismailures. I’m skeptical that anyone’s a fan of breast cancer.
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Jan 4, 2019 20:46
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bike tory posted:I've heard several kids say this. Kids pick up on and get really sanctimonious about poo poo like that. The stdh is everything else
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Jan 4, 2019 21:13
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I hate all the stdh of this theme because it’s just kids parroting what parents or teachers or someone told them, even if you take it as true. That’s what kids do, especially if they get praised for it! Your kid isn’t woke. Your kid isn’t a patriot. Your kid is a kid. Their political views are “pizza every day” and “abolish school”
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Jan 4, 2019 21:25
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Their political views are “pizza every day” and “abolish school” Hell, same.
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Jan 4, 2019 21:37
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Jurgan posted:I could definitely see a kid picking something hot pink because he’s seen breast cancer ribbons, especially if his parents are big supporters, but “there are no girl colors or boy colors” is not a child’s dialogue. I think that must be in a book or on a show, because I’ve heard two kids of my acquaintance, one 10 and one 7, say that in those exact words.
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Jan 5, 2019 00:25
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Jan 5, 2019 10:57
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That's completely believable
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Jan 5, 2019 11:07
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I buy cigarettes and whisky for my local crows.
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Jan 5, 2019 12:56
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That's why I don't believe it. A lot of stdh stories take a well-known fact (e.g. crows are smart) and turn it into a like/retweet-bait story because they are counting on people saying "well, it could happen". But my rule is that if it's on the internet, it's not true. Even if it is true.
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Jan 5, 2019 12:57
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So you don't eat rear end?
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Jan 5, 2019 13:10
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Eating rear end is more like a state of mind, a spiritual thing, than an action if you really think about it.
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Jan 5, 2019 13:13
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That stdh, a word which here means “a made-up story presented as true for nefarious purposes,” reads like some serious store brand Lemony Snicket, especially in the first line. You don’t sound cute or clever stdh writer!
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Jan 5, 2019 14:30
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Eating rear end is more like a state of mind, a spiritual thing, than an action if you really think about it. Well, it is rear end eating season. 
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Jan 5, 2019 17:08
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Stoatbringer posted:Well, it is rear end eating season.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Eating rear end is more like a state of mind, a spiritual thing, than an action if you really think about it. Username/post combo of the year. But also, incorrect. Eating rear end is definitely an action and lol if you're never tried it in TYOOL 2019.
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