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Space Cadet Omoly posted:I'm sure you'll make it the happiest sand covered landscape in the world. "What's wrong, honey? You got sand in your vagina? Oh... Right... It IS your vagina." Edit: of all the posts to start a page with 
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Why would you marry only the desert, instead of forming a threesome with Sandy and sandy?
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Jan 5, 2019 13:34
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Starboo Valley - Oh... Right... It IS your vagina
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Jan 5, 2019 14:02
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The best part of this game has been the names my partner has come up with for our animals. Shia LaBeef Tom Brady(goat) McChicken Selena Goatmez The Chicken Formerly Known as Prince
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Jan 5, 2019 17:40
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All I want is your extra time and your Bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock Chicks.
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Jan 5, 2019 17:52
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Johnny Truant posted:Shia LaBeef This one is funny because "beouf" is just French for beef anyway. Maybe  but now I want to name a chicken Shia L'oeuf.
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Jan 5, 2019 17:58
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:In future Stardew Valley updates every adult in town (and the desert) will be marriable. I was just thinking about this. Who's left to make marriable? Robin, Jodi, Caroline, Evelyn are all married. Marnie and the cart lady both have shops which usually means they're not marriageable. Women Sandy Pam Demetrius, Kent, Pierre, George are all married. Marlon & Mr Qi both have shops. Men Wizard Clint (ugh, why?) Wily Linus Lewis (although he's in a relationship already...) Gus Morris Gunther Casino Bouncer Heavily weighted towards men, even if you count Krobus and the Dwarf as female. Add many more marriage candidates and you should probably start adding more bachelorettes. You could add the witch at the same time as making the Wizard marriageable but making the witch distinct enough to be interesting would be challenging. Leah already fills most of the story beats an elf would. You could add some sort of river spirit/mermaid/female fisher character in the same patch that makes Wily marriageable. You could add a Gotoro person. Lots of opportunities for interaction with Kent there.
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Jan 5, 2019 18:46
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LLSix posted:I was just thinking about this. Who's left to make marriable? Wizard, Clint, Wily, Gus, Morris and Gunther all have shops (or a position they need to man for something). Casino Bouncer as well but just requiring him to not be needed anymore to romance is technically an option. Krob and Dwarf also have shops so it doesn't really matter what gender you categorize them as in this case. So your Men list should really be: Linus Lewis* Bouncer
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Jan 5, 2019 18:59
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sandy also has a shop, though she was up as one of the options when CA did that twitter poll a year and change back. i don't think that having a shop is a constraint in CA's mind.
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Jan 5, 2019 20:36
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Perhaps once you earn a certain amount of cash, immigration to SV gets to a point where you can start building more houses and have new NPCs trek on in? Wasn't there a Harvest Moon game built around that as a core concept?
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IcePhoenix posted:Wizard, Clint, Wily, Gus, Morris and Gunther all have shops (or a position they need to man for something). Casino Bouncer as well but just requiring him to not be needed anymore to romance is technically an option. Krob and Dwarf also have shops so it doesn't really matter what gender you categorize them as in this case. Other candidates that should be included ..... - The county fair strongman... - Stardew Valley's governor... - Gil from the adventurer's guild... - The miner - The joja cashier - The glowing jellyfish - Marilda ... and... - The evil county fair clown... - Your grandfather's spirit essence
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Jan 5, 2019 21:08
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Zesty posted:Is that the dragon that wants to gently caress you in the opening exposition? ... I'm not sure how you got this reading but the dragon is your friend and not a romance.
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Jan 5, 2019 21:11
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A Sometimes Food posted:... I'm not sure how you got this reading but the dragon is your friend and not a romance. and it was the most disappointing part about rune factory 4 btw i mean poo poo your other marriage candidates were a horse, an arulane, a golem, etc. the most mundane one is a dwarf. why not the dragon?
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Jan 5, 2019 22:02
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The White Dragon posted:and it was the most disappointing part about rune factory 4 btw
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Leofish posted:This one is funny because "beouf" is just French for beef anyway. Ha, I had no idea! Our first duck's name is Christina Egguilara, I'm proud of that one. Also, Abigail is bae 
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Skippy McPants posted:I've posted it before, but here's mine. I think it strikes a good balance between looking nice while maintaining decent crop yield. Are you guys using that online editor, or is there a way to export a view of your farm from the game? WarpedNaba posted:Perhaps once you earn a certain amount of cash, immigration to SV gets to a point where you can start building more houses and have new NPCs trek on in? I think it would add a lot to the game if a few new citizens moved to town at different story points. Johnny Truant posted:Our first duck's name is Christina Egguilara, I'm proud of that one. Lol, OK. That one is pretty good. Around my third or fourth barn, I started running out of clever names to give to my pigs.
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Jan 6, 2019 02:14
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There's gotta be somewhere for them to live, though. Most aren't willing to survive like a filthy filthy hippie
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Jan 6, 2019 03:06
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Are you guys using that online editor, or is there a way to export a view of your farm from the game? I think it's upload.farm
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Are you guys using that online editor, or is there a way to export a view of your farm from the game? https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1073/
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Jan 6, 2019 04:14
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WarpedNaba posted:There's gotta be somewhere for them to live, though. Most aren't willing to survive like a filthy filthy hippie The foreign exchange student can stay with Pierre's family. Leah's ex-boyfriend can crash with her. Clint's brother, Flint, can move in from the city to help Clint run the blacksmithery. A social worker can come to check up on Linus on Mondays and Fridays. Harvey met a woman on his ham radio, and now she stays with him. New construction can go up over by JojaMart. Maybe JojaMart can be turned into an apartment building when it goes out of business. I feel like the wizard can summon the occasional demon. Poque posted:I think it's upload.farm Huh. That's not what I was thinking of, but it looks cool. Oh, wow. I haven't installed any mods. Maybe that'll be my first.
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Jan 6, 2019 04:42
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Removing love interests might break things a bit hard, though. Maybe Clint could finally meet a woman?
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Jan 6, 2019 04:55
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Are you guys using that online editor, or is there a way to export a view of your farm from the game? I think someone made a utility that would export the full farm, once upon a time, but I did that by stitching a bunch of screenshots together.
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Jan 6, 2019 05:01
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Put a Bed & Breakfast in-between Jojamart and the Blacksmith. New characters can then visit and you must complete their quests and woo them to move into Stardew Valley permanently. Jojamart's Corpse or the Playground can then be converted into apartments to host the characters you persuade. The Farmer becomes the landlord and has to fix/furnish rooms depending on the incoming character's taste (Giving more purpose to furniture.)
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Jan 6, 2019 05:13
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WarpedNaba posted:Removing love interests might break things a bit hard, though. Maybe Clint could finally meet a woman? Or a guy. If I have one criticism about how SDV handles LGBT stuff, it's that everyone appears to be heterosexual unless the PC gets involved (Leah's ex is whatever gender the PC is).
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Jan 6, 2019 05:20
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It's fair to point out, but I'm willing to give a much bigger pass to a one-man show where everyone in the game is player-sexual as opposed to a company like, say, Bioware. Still, woulda been a nice touch if a few of the bachelor(ette)s paired off into same-sex couples doing the flower dance. Skippy McPants fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Jan 6, 2019 |
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Jan 6, 2019 06:12
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WarpedNaba posted:Maybe Clint could finally meet a woman? ahahahahahaha c'mon let's be serious here
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WarpedNaba posted:Maybe Clint could finally meet a woman? Why would you wish that on any woman?
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Didn't say he'd be successful, but at least it'd perk him out of his misery to have some measure of success.Tetrabor posted:Put a Bed & Breakfast in-between Jojamart and the Blacksmith. New characters can then visit and you must complete their quests and woo them to move into Stardew Valley permanently. Ooh, this. This is good.
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Jan 6, 2019 10:11
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Guigui posted:Other candidates that should be included ..... You guys missed it. This is the most important post in the thread.
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Glory to Italia!
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I like the glowing jelly fish's romance arc but I can't stand the changes it insists on making to my farmhouse's decor
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GotLag posted:I like the glowing jelly fish's romance arc but I can't stand the changes it insists on making to my farmhouse's decor Being submerged in salt water is bad for the kegs apparently. Also for new NPCs. Someone from the Gotoro Empire. Maybe a second gen immigrant escaping the cities. Maybe a spy. Maybe the princess on the run (it's an empire right?). Empress/Emperor Farmer.
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Jan 6, 2019 16:12
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Stardew Valley 1.4: Shane’s drunken beer cans replaced with a kidney dialysis machine
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A Sometimes Food posted:Being submerged in salt water is bad for the kegs apparently. I hope the second game CA wants to work on is a Gotoro Empire game where we find out they're the good guys and everybody in Stardew is a war criminal.
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Poque posted:I hope the second game CA wants to work on is a Gotoro Empire game where we find out they're the good guys and everybody in Stardew is a war criminal. Esp this new farmer who's supplying massive amounts of wine that are keeping the troops in an unbreakable drunken bloodlust.
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Poque posted:I hope the second game CA wants to work on is a Gotoro Empire game where we find out they're the good guys and everybody in Stardew is a war criminal. 
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Jan 6, 2019 18:12
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Stardew valley pre-history game where you play the first humans to lay eyes on planet Star; who fled a war-shattered earth only to become the brutal colonizers of a new world and oppressors of its native races
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Jan 6, 2019 18:35
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Kantai Collection, redux.
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Jan 6, 2019 19:16
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those are some pretty farms
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Jan 6, 2019 22:11
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Apparently someone made Battle Royale in Stardew. It does give more reason to all the underused weapons found in the game (The 20 or so that never drop until you've outleveled them.)
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Wow, the Starblue Valley mod makes a hell of a difference. Also installed Blossom Trees and you can see butterflies from Elle's Critter and Butterfly Replacements. Note that Starblue Valley hasn't yet been updated to include Pam's house so I've added that and uploaded the modified version here.
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