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Paul Thomas already embracing Mac's tradition of making all his women unnecessarily chubby
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Jan 3, 2019 22:31
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At least there's a vague connection to the sugar problem, rather than Mac's "sex might extend lifespan so I'll be sleeping with these young women instead of my horrible large wife."
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Parkingtigers posted:gently caress off, Paul Thomas. Starting the year right
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Jan 4, 2019 05:09
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Are they seriously trying to use snowflake as a compliment in army recruiting?
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Jan 4, 2019 07:43
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The company they outsourced recruitment to is really trying to get their contract pulled.
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Crabtree posted:Are they seriously trying to use snowflake as a compliment in army recruiting? I guess this isn't the first time armies have gone for "everyone hates you, you reject from society, come here and we'll give you a gun and somewhere you can belong"
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Sajid Javid's alien outlook – The home secretary has suggested making asylum claims harder in order to deter people from crossing the Channel" Telegraph:  Independent:  Naval ship deployed to Channel to intercept refugee vessels Times:  Far side of the moon: China's Chang'e 4 probe makes historic touchdown Evening Standard:  Netflix warns viewers against Bird Box challenge meme: 'Do not end up in hospital' Mail:  Guardian Australian Sport: 
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Jan 5, 2019 00:44
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gently caress off Bob
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Jan 5, 2019 09:41
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Building a shrine to Paul Thomas, who is on another level you philistines just can't appreciate
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the deployment of a navy ship in the Channel – Sajid Javid, the home secretary, has borrowed a Royal Navy ship to deal with people crossing the Channel" Telegraph:  Independent:  Brexit freight ferry firm appears all geared up – to deliver pizzas After Winslow Homer. The i paper:  Lottery winners to share £115m prize with family and friends Times:  Steve Coogan and John Reilly on playing Laurel and Hardy Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Drag hunting  'Chris Packham's REALLY thrown himself into this drag hunt!'
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Jan 5, 2019 18:14
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gently caress off, Paul
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Jan 5, 2019 18:22
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I like how confused the dogs are to be hovering
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Jan 5, 2019 20:11
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I don't think Ru Paul would be impressed by that outfit.
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Jan 5, 2019 20:30
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Rarity posted:gently caress off, Paul 
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Jan 5, 2019 20:45
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okay, great, now I understand Paul Thomas! gently caress off Paul
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Jan 5, 2019 21:28
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gently caress off, Paul
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Jan 6, 2019 07:34
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Observer: "Chris Grayling, the Fat No-Controller – He presides over chaos on the railways and awards a ferry contract to a firm with no boats. He is transport minister" Sunday Telegraph:  Independent on Sunday:  Sunday Times: 
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Jan 6, 2019 18:20
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Ah, there's that Paul Thomas charm we used to know and love. Vapid, tedious shite with an occasional streak of bigotry so dull and tedious that it's hard to even muster up a "gently caress off Paul".
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on Theresa May's plans for her Brexit deal – Theresa May has insisted she will go ahead with a crucial vote on her Brexit deal amid growing speculation that it could be delayed" Telegraph:  Matt:  Brexit: PM warns of 'uncharted territory' if MPs reject deal Independent:  Long-term plan for NHS England 'undeliverable' amid staffing crisis Times:  Evening Standard: 
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Cloud Potato posted:Guardian: May's being hobbled by some generously long chains that she could unlock at any time? This is a problem she could solve whenever she likes but she's using it as a distraction from all the things in the ministerial box? She would be sprinting toward solving all of those problems if it weren't for brexit? She knows that there is only one possibly solution but is refusing to use it? What is it trying to say?
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Brexit bad
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goatface posted:May's being hobbled by some generously long chains that she could unlock at any time? This is a problem she could solve whenever she likes but she's using it as a distraction from all the things in the ministerial box? She would be sprinting toward solving all of those problems if it weren't for brexit? She knows that there is only one possibly solution but is refusing to use it? Until she does Brexit she can't do anything else and she has the power to do a form of Brexit at any time. Which is dumb it's because she's in a minority government she can't do anything, not because of Brexit.
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goatface posted:May's being hobbled by some generously long chains that she could unlock at any time? This is a problem she could solve whenever she likes but she's using it as a distraction from all the things in the ministerial box? She would be sprinting toward solving all of those problems if it weren't for brexit? She knows that there is only one possibly solution but is refusing to use it?
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Or if she put her legs together she could slip the link that's in the loop of the R between the gap between the E and X. The only thing hobbling her is her own ridiculous stance on the issue. 
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Jan 8, 2019 16:56
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£650,000 a year.
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the no-deal Brexit rehearsal – A live rehearsal of an emergency traffic system that will be put in place to prevent congestion in Dover in the event of a no-deal Brexit has been described as ‘a waste of time’" Telegraph:  Matt:  MPs raise safety fears with police after Anna Soubry subjected to 'Nazi’ chants Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Brexit: The Uncivil War – four political insiders give their verdicts Mail: PAUL THOMAS on. . . Wayne Rooney's 'drink arrest' shame  David Squires: 
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on UK's no-deal Brexit emergency traffic system – A dry run of a government contingency traffic plan for the port of Dover in the event of a no-deal Brexit has been described as ‘too little, too late’ and ridiculed after 89 lorries participated in the trial designed for 6,000 lorries" Telegraph:  Edvard Munch's The Scream comes to the British Museum in April Matt:  Heathrow: police investigate after drone sighting disrupts flights; John Bercow and the Brexit 'guerrilla war': What is an unamendable motion and how did it end in a Government defeat? Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Vote victory gives 'guerrilla war' Tory rebels first blood in battle to stop a no-deal Brexit Mail: PAUL THOMAS on… GP appointments via Skype 
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Jan 9, 2019 20:41
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gently caress off, Paul (This is at least one step forward from Mac, who wouldn't even know what a camgirl is)
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Cloud Potato posted:David Squires: 
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je suis le dauphin de la place dauphine wrong thread
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For more information, read again.
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The Mail back to full form, I see. Also I laughed at a Matt, please make my blindfold comfy.
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Bob, gently caress off you shitehawk. Also, much as I normally enjoy Bell's work, his Bercow is plain terrible. Only know it's Bercow because of the dumb ceremonial robe.
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Jesus Christ that Mail cartoon. I can remember Prizins these days is loike ulliday camps EHWOT  being widely parodied as a stupid right wing myth 20 loving years ago 
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Hey look, Mac's back out of retirement already. (Seriously, I'm sure I remember Mac doing that exact same loving cartoon years ago.)
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It's time to remember Mac's 'a good cartoon'.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May’s support for workers – Labour says it is wary of reports of government offers on workers’ rights after Brexit and fear jobs will not be protected" Telegraph:  Corbyn says Labour may delay Brexit if it wins snap election Matt:  Tearful Andy Murray says Australian Open could be last tournament Independent:  After Alberto Korda. Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Speaker Bercow 
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Bob is the loving worst
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