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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






escape from ny movie soundtrack is dope

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

thick but really tasty

i identify with this

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Addamere posted:

End gun crime Forever by killing all humans

:hai:
But no guns nuke me plz, ty

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Agean90 posted:

Liquor bought both unemployment cash tastes best of all

i hope i can get some, but i doubt it. they got lawyers to fight one dude they fired (after 6 years) and ended up getting all of their unemployment money back from him, and i probably can't afford a lawyer.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
chiefcookandbottlewashertopresidenttrump45.com continues to exist




Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zeriel posted:

:hai:
But no guns nuke me plz, ty

*touches nose* no homo (sapiens)

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Grizzled Patriarch posted:

lol this scrub doesn't even have a tactical horse dildo for maximum throat-assisted stability

(probably not work safe)


better have a tax stamp for that buddy, we means test for firearms in this country

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I would ideally like to invent a machine that copies the magical system used in Toady ones 3D video game slaves to armok part 1 in which it is possible to Simply teleport one's own brain outside of their head and thereby died instantly

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

been sick as balls for the past 3 days and finally made it out of bed and found another gem my insane relative sent to 50 people

quote:

A woman, who speaks six languages is the epitome of the immigrant American Dream, has a cool, calm demeanor, is inarguably the most gorgeous First Lady of them all, should be lauded. Instead, she is hated solely for being married to Trump.

Lefties, please tell me again about tolerance and how proud you all are about immigrants. Oh yeah... THIS immigrant won't put a check mark next to a "D" on a voting ballot. So, demean and dispise.

Alynski and Marx must be looking up at their minions with beaming pride from their special places in hell.

alright thanks for listening.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

PROBATION
01/05/19
03:44am
Hogge Wild

Still haven't seen the Traditional Thread of Apology posted in FYAD, therefor your punishment continues. You can end this and make right the wrongs you have sewn on this website. I'm sure you'll be nub deep in cigarette smelling goontang hours later. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

jay z's sedan
jay z's sedan

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Young Orc

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SixPabst posted:

been sick as balls for the past 3 days and finally made it out of bed and found another gem my insane relative sent to 50 people


alright thanks for listening.

nobody gives a poo poo about Melania lol, I've only ever seen libs attack her

my stance is more complicated though because I think her eye for creating bleak and austere decoration themes is incredibly cool and good

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





*stone cold music hits*

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

a spider just landed on my hot nail before dabbing off it and instantly got incinerated and i said screw it and hit it anyways


:comfyzelda:

some of these alt spiderman origins are pretty wild

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







plz clap fox and friends

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

Epic High Five posted:

nobody gives a poo poo about Melania lol, I've only ever seen libs attack her

my stance is more complicated though because I think her eye for creating bleak and austere decoration themes is incredibly cool and good

i give zero shits about her other than that i kind of feel bad about the position she got dragged into but obviously didn’t want to be in. not to mention her fat bitch husband was raw doggin porn stars while she had to deal with an infant but that’s just me

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i have a confession to make

i think i'm becoming hopepunk

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
made a pork loin, its mad good


lol

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


there is only one restaurant in new york

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
remember when the minimum wage went up and every restaurant in new york city went out of business

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Billzasilver posted:

PROBATION
01/05/19
03:44am
Hogge Wild

Still haven't seen the Traditional Thread of Apology posted in FYAD, therefor your punishment continues. You can end this and make right the wrongs you have sewn on this website. I'm sure you'll be nub deep in cigarette smelling goontang hours later. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

jay z's sedan
jay z's sedan

lol fyad is mad because they're not funny anymore and haven't been for a long time

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Epic High Five posted:

nobody gives a poo poo about Melania lol, I've only ever seen libs attack her

my stance is more complicated though because I think her eye for creating bleak and austere decoration themes is incredibly cool and good

Melania fully supported birtherism. I've seen plenty of people from the left attacking her for that.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

there is only one restaurant in new york

guy fierie's restaurant went out of bussiness like last year

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bert Roberge posted:

Melania fully supported birtherism. I've seen plenty of people from the left attacking her for that.

ya but so did a lot of people I don't care about

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


so is this just this girl's natural hair or did she at some point decide to get a nasty rear end perm on her waist-length hair and just make that the central piece of her visual branding

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

lol I thought ArfJason was rolling with it once we embraced their weird gimmick when they kept coming back but I guess we just accidentally massively triggered all or some of FYAD?

when i was a young man, my grandfather used to tell me stories of fyad

they were once great trolls whose range was the entire internet

once, a fyad trolled a wikipedia editor so hard he literally killed himself

now their range is greatly reduced by the recent reintroduction of wolves and bears on the internet, also a wizard has apparently imprisoned them in the phantom zone we call the SA forums

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



so if that restaurant went out of business because of a minimum wage hike, all the rest did too right

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



also it went out of business before the new minimum wage hike was made law lol

restaurants go out of business in droves lol

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I dunno why, but the chud penchant for cherry picking dumb anecdotals and using them to validate their entire frameworks triggers the gently caress out of me

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
maybe i'm a decorum poisoned idiot, but i actually kind of wish people would keep minors and the first lady out of politics.

i get that she inserted herself into politics, but at the same time, i dunno. i just think it's lovely in a way that leftists should avoid unless it's stuff that's actually illegal.

maybe i'm a succ deep down?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

BUSH 2112 posted:

maybe i'm a decorum poisoned idiot, but i actually kind of wish people would keep minors and the first lady out of politics.

i get that she inserted herself into politics, but at the same time, i dunno. i just think it's lovely in a way that leftists should avoid unless it's stuff that's actually illegal.

maybe i'm a succ deep down?

yes. look we're gonna have to execute the Romanovs when the time comes

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


BUSH 2112 posted:

maybe i'm a decorum poisoned idiot, but i actually kind of wish people would keep minors and the first lady out of politics.

i get that she inserted herself into politics, but at the same time, i dunno. i just think it's lovely in a way that leftists should avoid unless it's stuff that's actually illegal.

maybe i'm a succ deep down?

Melania deserves all the scorn she gets. She actively supports a Nazi president.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

SpaceGoku posted:

so is this just this girl's natural hair or did she at some point decide to get a nasty rear end perm on her waist-length hair and just make that the central piece of her visual branding

it's midwestern dominionist dress

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Epic High Five posted:

so if that restaurant went out of business because of a minimum wage hike, all the rest did too right

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1081682184082153472

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Epic High Five posted:

also it went out of business before the new minimum wage hike was made law lol

restaurants go out of business in droves lol

some dipshit in philly made a big deal about closing one of his supermarkets because of ~~SODA TAX~~!!! when really he just cannibalized his own business by opening another market nearby

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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One thing that would deeply trigger me is the thought that the guy who paid me minimum wage is having financial troubles

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/RooKay3/status/1081679418475626501

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

nate jumping in the fray on aoc's behalf

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Young Orc

a.lo posted:

there is only one restaurant in new york

it was a coffee shop in union square, not even a full restaurant

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


Is she actually making money off this? Like, is this her career now?

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