NFL Wildcard GDT: Seahawks vs Cowboys - whoever wins, a man loses a leg

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Seahawks	21	22.34%
Cowboys	12	12.77%
Both Teams Lose	35	37.23%
SCORING	26	27.66%
Total:	76 votes

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soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Will host best seed? So that means if the Bears win they play LA and if the Eagles win they play the cowboys?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:18

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# ? May 31, 2024 04:45

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

How many years is it between medieval kings and anyone wearing powdered wigs

it's gotta be centuries, right

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:18

Peachfart: Jan 21, 2017

Seahawks bad.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:18

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Pete Carroll looks like my mother in law.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:18

420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

Shinjobi posted:

SHINJOBI UP IN THIS loving STADIUM GETTING BLITZED AND LOSING HIS poo poo

I might poo poo as well

Do it you coward

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:18

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

rjmccall posted:

Thank you, Cowboys, you may go back to loving off in 2:08 of game time.

Let me go ahead and clarify that I mean after this game is over and not that you should gently caress off and lose on some bullshit untimed down.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:18

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Painkiller posted:

well im really glad i stayed up till 4am to watch this poo poo.

Christ where are you, spain?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:18

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Shinjobi posted:

SHINJOBI UP IN THIS loving STADIUM GETTING BLITZED AND LOSING HIS poo poo

I might poo poo as well

go ahead and do it right now when you read this

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:18

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

That Which Squeaks posted:

gently caress Jerry Jones, but also hahaha seahawks

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:18

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Painkiller posted:

well im really glad i stayed up till 4am to watch this poo poo.

What are you watching US Football for anyway you filthy Euro?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:18

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Brian Schottenheimer called one of the worst games I've ever seen. Even someone who never watched football before would be able to watch this game and say "Why would they do that in that situation?" and then Shotty himself would bust through the window, cut himself and write SCREEN on the wall with blood

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:19

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

Master Stur posted:

Schotty's onside kick consists of everyone stopping just short of 10 yards

the ball goes 8 yards and curls back

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:19

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:19

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Silly Burrito posted:

(unless Philly wins)

Silly Burrito posted:

(unless Philly wins)

Silly Burrito posted:

^{(unless Philly wins)}

You know it in your heart to be true.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:19

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Shinjobi posted:

SHINJOBI UP IN THIS loving STADIUM GETTING BLITZED AND LOSING HIS poo poo

I might poo poo as well

I poo poo like an hour ago for the first time in like 28 hours or something and it was good man I recommend it

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:19

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

The most pressing thing on my mind is whether Charles Haley has shown his dick to Roger Goodell yet.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:19

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Blame the offense all you want, but the Seahawks lost to a give up draw on 3rd and 15/

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:19

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

soggybagel posted:

Will host best seed? So that means if the Bears win they play LA and if the Eagles win they play the cowboys?

Saints play either Cowboys/Eagles
Rams play either Bears/Cowboys

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:19

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Brian Schottenheimer
October 16, 1973 - Jan 5, 2019
Run Not Established

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:19

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Kneel it out, we�ll get more yards than with schotty calling plays

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

lol

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Dare I believe in the Bullshit?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

ELO Musk posted:

You know it in your heart to be true.

I'd be fine with it. I'd much rather play you guys again than Chicago.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

that long completion really throws a cat amongst the pigeons

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Wait, the seahawks were suppose to be dead. Wth is this poo poo.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

soggybagel posted:

Will host best seed? So that means if the Bears win they play LA and if the Eagles win they play the cowboys?

Best seed left plays rams. Lowest seed plays saints next week.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

... what are you doing Cowboys?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

sweet thursday posted:

Brian Schottenheimer called one of the worst games I've ever seen. Even someone who never watched football before would be able to watch this game and say "Why would they do that in that situation?" and then Shotty himself would bust through the window, cut himself and write SCREEN on the wall with blood

at least we established numerous -2 yard runs

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

sweet thursday posted:

Brian Schottenheimer called one of the worst games I've ever seen. Even someone who never watched football before would be able to watch this game and say "Why would they do that in that situation?" and then Shotty himself would bust through the window, cut himself and write SCREEN on the wall with blood

Like, he had been surprising not terrible in many games this season, I saw some great play designs

It's like he lost most of his playbook before this game

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Sickening posted:

Wait, the seahawks were suppose to be dead. Wth is this poo poo.

RWBS

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Man Wilson2Lockett pretty good still

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

Marketing New Brain: Apr 26, 2008

I'm ready to watch Jerry Jones cry

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:20

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

This is unreasonably scary

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:21

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

sweet thursday posted:

Brian Schottenheimer
October 16, 1973 - Jan 5, 2019
Run Not Established

what is it with that family and playoff implosions

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:21

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Wait, since when are we allowed the forward pass?

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

soggybagel posted:

Will host best seed? So that means if the Bears win they play LA and if the Eagles win they play the cowboys?

Saints get the best matchup possible, so if the Bears win they play the Cowboys and if the Eagles win they play the Eagles

Rams get the leftover team

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:21

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Imagine being me, and actually hoping for Russell Wilson bullshit to happen.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:21

Larch: Dec 20, 2004; BEE LOVER

Oh sure. Now you do that poo poo

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:21

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Kalli posted:

... what are you doing Cowboys?

They want to see what Seattle tries to do for the onside kick

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# ? May 31, 2024 04:45

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Silly Burrito posted:

I'd be fine with it. I'd much rather play you guys again than Chicago.

You'd think that, but Nick "chucklefucking superbowl winner" Foles can outscore even the best offensive performance of the best QB of all time. Your team would be turned to dust.

# ? Jan 6, 2019 05:21

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