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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

what is "dornalp". what is "to trumep"

ya I got an old bolt 22 by Savage w/ scope included I'm zeroing today to turn into one

I'm just gonna use CCI Stingers tho

i really dig subsonic 22 rounds because it doesn't scare away everything in a 100000 mile radius

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i have a gaming question can someone help./ is monster hunter world good if you play it by yourself or should i get kingdom come deliverance instead tia

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Baloogan posted:

i really dig subsonic 22 rounds because it doesn't scare away everything in a 100000 mile radius

my dad was having a problem with pigeons a while back and dropped them with subsonic 22s through his old marlin lever. I tried for years to find a decent deal on a marlin 22 lever but never got one. Got a marlin 357 lever and need to go looking again for 22. Maybe settle for a henry

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Serf: May 5, 2011

Jose posted:

i have a gaming question can someone help./ is monster hunter world good if you play it by yourself or should i get kingdom come deliverance instead tia

yes mhw is good and no don't get kingdom come its made by nazis

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petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

lol just last week two pentagon bigshots (the chief of staff and the top spokesperson) quit bc of mad dog

TRUMP

Trump clearing out the dead wood, draining the swamp. Pretty soon the Pentagon will be full of folks who see things the TRIMP way, gonna Make America Great Again

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

here are some hilarious Australian jokes, according to the Internet

Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?
Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

A Kiwi, an Englishman, and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of bloody joke?"

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied.

What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans throw away?
Snot.

How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a woman's job.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their children play inside.

What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral.

Why did the wombat cross the road?
To see its flat mate.

Why isn't the Australian national football team allowed to own a dog?
Because they can't hold on to a lead.

When is a bear not a bear?
If he doesn't have the right koalifications.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!

What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
He fell out of the tree.

Why do Australian football players do so well in math?
They know how to use their heads.

What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.

How do you apologize to a koala?
BEAR your heart and soul.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How does a kangaroo pick his favorite rugby team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.

What does an Australian politican have in common with an Aussie pornstar's mouth?
They're both full of poo poo.

What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
Hip Hop.

Australians don't have sex, Australians mate.

Religious Australian Cowboy
A devout Australian cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a kangaroo walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the kangaroo's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the kangaroo. "Your name is written inside the cover."

Fishing Buddies
A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers.
After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

A Girl In Sydney
Two men in a bar. One says "A girl I met in Sydney gave me a sexually transmitted disease".
His mate replies "you were lucky, in Darwin you would have had to pay for it!"

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Serf posted:

yes mhw is good and no don't get kingdom come its made by nazis

do you not need to do a lot of co-op to get the best out of it?

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

tacodaemon posted:

here are some hilarious Australian jokes, according to the Internet

Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?
Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

A Kiwi, an Englishman, and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of bloody joke?"

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied.

What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans throw away?
Snot.

How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a woman's job.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their children play inside.

What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral.

Why did the wombat cross the road?
To see its flat mate.

Why isn't the Australian national football team allowed to own a dog?
Because they can't hold on to a lead.

When is a bear not a bear?
If he doesn't have the right koalifications.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!

What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
He fell out of the tree.

Why do Australian football players do so well in math?
They know how to use their heads.

What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.

How do you apologize to a koala?
BEAR your heart and soul.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How does a kangaroo pick his favorite rugby team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.

What does an Australian politican have in common with an Aussie pornstar's mouth?
They're both full of poo poo.

What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
Hip Hop.

Australians don't have sex, Australians mate.

Religious Australian Cowboy
A devout Australian cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a kangaroo walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the kangaroo's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the kangaroo. "Your name is written inside the cover."

Fishing Buddies
A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers.
After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

A Girl In Sydney
Two men in a bar. One says "A girl I met in Sydney gave me a sexually transmitted disease".
His mate replies "you were lucky, in Darwin you would have had to pay for it!"

I told you to stop forwarding this poo poo grandma

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Bearjew posted:

my dad was having a problem with pigeons a while back and dropped them with subsonic 22s through his old marlin lever. I tried for years to find a decent deal on a marlin 22 lever but never got one. Got a marlin 357 lever and need to go looking again for 22. Maybe settle for a henry

i got a ruger 10/22 and im planning to get one of those weird multi caliber rifles with a 410 shotty mated to a 22 both single shot

i have a marlin lever action in 30-30 and i love it except it doesn't feed quite right gotta file something down i think into a little ramp for the rounds

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Verranicus: Aug 18, 2009; by VideoGames

Jose posted:

i have a gaming question can someone help./ is monster hunter world good if you play it by yourself or should i get kingdom come deliverance instead tia

MHW is good but significantly less so solo. Kingdom Come is also very good and built for solo, so.

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hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

Baloogan posted:

< 3 months till brexit!

the best thing about brexit is that people voting for politicians with stupid, lovely, short sighted ideas will finally die because of those ideas being enacted

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Verranicus posted:

MHW is good but significantly less so solo.

It�s fine with pubbies until you get to the brutally hard AT stuff. And even then you can just get lucky and tag along someone who is impossibly better than you

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

nothing but respect for MY president

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ASenileAnimal: Dec 21, 2017

Bearjew posted:

lmao that anyone could ever try to justify making that much money

lol ill never understand people who are rich enough to never work again and decide to keep working while trying to gently caress everyone else over. like you loving won already go retire to billionaire island.

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Baloogan posted:

i got a ruger 10/22 and im planning to get one of those weird multi caliber rifles with a 410 shotty mated to a 22 both single shot

i have a marlin lever action in 30-30 and i love it except it doesn't feed quite right gotta file something down i think into a little ramp for the rounds

the marlin 357 lever works with 38 special too. shooting 38 through a rifle is almost as easy as 22. It's great. I'll inherit my dad's 30-30 marlin if I outlive him

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Verranicus posted:

MHW is good but significantly less so solo. Kingdom Come is also very good and built for solo, so.

ok i'll get that since its currently half price on steam

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

here are some hilarious Australian jokes, according to the Internet

Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?
Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

A Kiwi, an Englishman, and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of bloody joke?"

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied.

What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans throw away?
Snot.

How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a woman's job.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their children play inside.

What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral.

Why did the wombat cross the road?
To see its flat mate.

Why isn't the Australian national football team allowed to own a dog?
Because they can't hold on to a lead.

When is a bear not a bear?
If he doesn't have the right koalifications.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!

What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
He fell out of the tree.

Why do Australian football players do so well in math?
They know how to use their heads.

What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.

How do you apologize to a koala?
BEAR your heart and soul.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How does a kangaroo pick his favorite rugby team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.

What does an Australian politican have in common with an Aussie pornstar's mouth?
They're both full of poo poo.

What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
Hip Hop.

Australians don't have sex, Australians mate.

Religious Australian Cowboy
A devout Australian cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a kangaroo walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the kangaroo's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the kangaroo. "Your name is written inside the cover."

Fishing Buddies
A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers.
After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

A Girl In Sydney
Two men in a bar. One says "A girl I met in Sydney gave me a sexually transmitted disease".
His mate replies "you were lucky, in Darwin you would have had to pay for it!"

Let's put another shrimp on the barbie

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

tacodaemon posted:

here are some hilarious Australian jokes, according to the Internet

Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?
Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

A Kiwi, an Englishman, and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of bloody joke?"

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied.

What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans throw away?
Snot.

How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a woman's job.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their children play inside.

What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral.

Why did the wombat cross the road?
To see its flat mate.

Why isn't the Australian national football team allowed to own a dog?
Because they can't hold on to a lead.

When is a bear not a bear?
If he doesn't have the right koalifications.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!

What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
He fell out of the tree.

Why do Australian football players do so well in math?
They know how to use their heads.

What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.

How do you apologize to a koala?
BEAR your heart and soul.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How does a kangaroo pick his favorite rugby team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.

What does an Australian politican have in common with an Aussie pornstar's mouth?
They're both full of poo poo.

What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
Hip Hop.

Australians don't have sex, Australians mate.

Religious Australian Cowboy
A devout Australian cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a kangaroo walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the kangaroo's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the kangaroo. "Your name is written inside the cover."

Fishing Buddies
A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers.
After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

A Girl In Sydney
Two men in a bar. One says "A girl I met in Sydney gave me a sexually transmitted disease".
His mate replies "you were lucky, in Darwin you would have had to pay for it!"

its all true

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

ASenileAnimal posted:

lol ill never understand people who are rich enough to never work again and decide to keep working while trying to gently caress everyone else over. like you loving won already go retire to billionaire island.

no poo poo, I don't want to work a minute more than I have to

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Bearjew posted:

the marlin 357 lever works with 38 special too. shooting 38 through a rifle is almost as easy as 22. It's great. I'll inherit my dad's 30-30 marlin if I outlive him

id get a pistol caliber rifle if i had any handguns; but since im in canada im not allowed

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C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Jose posted:

i have a gaming question can someone help./ is monster hunter world good if you play it by yourself or should i get kingdom come deliverance instead tia

I haven't played World but I MH 4U and Generations were fun to play single-player. If you got good enough in those games you could solo some of the multi-player stuff too but I don't know what that's like in World.

Also Charge Blade supremacy

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

here are some hilarious Australian jokes, according to the Internet

Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?
Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

A Kiwi, an Englishman, and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of bloody joke?"

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied.

What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans throw away?
Snot.

How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a woman's job.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their children play inside.

What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral.

Why did the wombat cross the road?
To see its flat mate.

Why isn't the Australian national football team allowed to own a dog?
Because they can't hold on to a lead.

When is a bear not a bear?
If he doesn't have the right koalifications.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!

What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?
He fell out of the tree.

Why do Australian football players do so well in math?
They know how to use their heads.

What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.

How do you apologize to a koala?
BEAR your heart and soul.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How does a kangaroo pick his favorite rugby team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.

What does an Australian politican have in common with an Aussie pornstar's mouth?
They're both full of poo poo.

What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
Hip Hop.

Australians don't have sex, Australians mate.

Religious Australian Cowboy
A devout Australian cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a kangaroo walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the kangaroo's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the kangaroo. "Your name is written inside the cover."

Fishing Buddies
A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers.
After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

A Girl In Sydney
Two men in a bar. One says "A girl I met in Sydney gave me a sexually transmitted disease".
His mate replies "you were lucky, in Darwin you would have had to pay for it!"

you call dah a noife?

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Baloogan posted:

id get a pistol caliber rifle if i had any handguns; but since im in canada im not allowed

yeah I have a bunch of 38s. I love wheelguns

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1081920637613031424

gotta get that pinky promise that they're not going to do what they're obviously going to do

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Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

Jose posted:

i have a gaming question can someone help./ is monster hunter world good if you play it by yourself or should i get kingdom come deliverance instead tia

MHW is v good even solo.

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Bearjew posted:

yeah I have a bunch of 38s. I love wheelguns

id really like to go hunting with a big iron on my hip

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

# ? Jan 6, 2019 15:44

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

MHW is v good even solo.

well i'm installing kingdom come deliverance now so i've made my decision

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crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

its *checks nodes* cancer

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1081924875122606080

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crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

DryGoods posted:

Let's put another shrimp on the barbie

scoff, that's not a knoife !!!

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

I'm [35M] having difficulty setting boundaries with my idiot president [72M]

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Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1081920637613031424

gotta get that pinky promise that they're not going to do what they're obviously going to do

he's just telling them to wait until we can ship all our drones from afghanistan over to help in the kurd genocide.

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