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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1081810323986890753?s=19

only if Jeb is unavailable imo

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Bert Roberge posted:

The victims described the shooter as a 40 year old white man.

They arrested a 20 year old black man.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/06/us/texas-jazmine-barnes-shooting-investigation/index.html

:psyduck:

:911:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Bert Roberge posted:

The victims described the shooter as a 40 year old white man.

They arrested a 20 year old black man.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/06/us/texas-jazmine-barnes-shooting-investigation/index.html

:psyduck:

All cops are warlords

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


On one hand, lol no. On the other hand, letthemfight.gif

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Asproigerosis posted:

Surely he has a design drawn up after screaming wall for 3 years right?

He thinks the PDF 8.5 x 11 graphic of pointy slats is a design. I am 100% positive of this because I have encountered this from a CEO before.

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
this dang world sucks balls!!!

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Joementum posted:

jared in the oval office with a supply vs demand chart but the axes are labelled "customers" and "wall"

White House is a mess

There are at least two 50 gallon drum barrel fires burning through the night at the oval

Steve Bannon is about to crash the front lawn in a rusty Pontiac, drunk af, empty beer bottles on his finger tips clanking together while cat calling Kellyanne

2019 isn't even a week old

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

punished milkman posted:

this dang world sucks balls!!!

:yeah:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bert Roberge posted:

The victims described the shooter as a 40 year old white man.

They arrested a 20 year old black man.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/06/us/texas-jazmine-barnes-shooting-investigation/index.html

:psyduck:

it sounds like this guy was trying to shoot someone else and the witnesses confused some older guy running as the shooter

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Yes

Will he be successful?

NO.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



thank you, Mitt, for rebelling against Donald Trump by voting for every one of his nominees and policies

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

WALL (NO)

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Mitt is totally going to be the guy that they try to use to recover from Trump and the complicit media and dems will probably let them.

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

docbeard posted:

WALL (NO)

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Bearjew posted:

thank you, Mitt, for rebelling against Donald Trump by voting for every one of his nominees and policies

Mitt going to reach across that aisle so hard

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


The kind of republican it would take to successfully wash the party's hands of Trump doesn't actually exist so sure why not go with Mitt

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

i'd love to see some permutation of JEB!/Romney run in opposition to Trump, solely for academic purposes.

also i've been listening to that Scott Adams vlog or whatever it is, and just lol. climate skeptics are loving insane. "are you telling me i can tell the temperature a thousand years ago from a tree ring?! i'm just coming at this as a consumer of the news, not someone with specialist knowledge."

lol apparently basic ecology that they start teaching kids in third grade is "specialist knowledge".

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
uptic in kids getting nameed "wally" "wall" "waoul" "waluigi"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






mitt is such a limpdick fuccboi

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Can't wait to see what nickname Trump gives Mitt, brainstorm with me

Dirty Mitt

Munster Mitt

Mittwit

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


To get Trump out of the Republican party you'd first have to completely scrap the core values and strategies of the republican party since those are what made people support Trump in the first place and also kick out all of their leadership and financial influencers

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Trumpleo

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

baw posted:

just watch the weird thing he does as an intro to all his twitch streams that no one watches

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1081929937907376128

wtf

noone on the right is talking about the aoc dancing video and that anon account was a psyop why do you keep lying about this

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Augus posted:

To get Trump out of the Republican party you'd first have to completely scrap the core values and strategies of the republican party since those are what made people support Trump in the first place.

i dunno their strategy of "riling up midwest dirtbag racists" has paid off quite well so far, especially with the ny times carrying the water with their "BUT WHAT OF THE POOR MAN IN IOWA WHO JUST WANTS THE BROWN PEOPLE GONE" articles

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i need to go get some groceries, what's a good vegetable, that i should check out

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

this thread title is still so pathetically normy. put the word piss in it and change the word Chief to Beef

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bert Roberge posted:

The victims described the shooter as a 40 year old white man.

They arrested a 20 year old black man.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/06/us/texas-jazmine-barnes-shooting-investigation/index.html

:psyduck:

when youre a hammer, etc

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

My first wall was a retaining wall. I was 16 and so nervous. You never forget your first time.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Can't wait to see what nickname Trump gives Mitt, brainstorm with me

Dirty Mitt

Munster Mitt

Mittwit

mittens

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


Washington is a stinking sewer! I have fouled America beyond repair and broken in the mire the shining cities of the Founding Fathers! I have won! Is this vanity? Then I will remake the entire universe in the image of my soul, Barron. And when at last I turn to look upon the eternal desolation I have wrought...I will see Trump, as in a mirror....and know what fear is.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

That DICK! posted:

this thread title is still so pathetically normy. put the word piss in it and change the word Chief to Beef

"Pentagon Beef of Shaft forced to resign, PISS (NOW)"?

i think it's pretty good tbh

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

looks like grover has some competition

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i'm gonna buy some wall fruit and grill them over steel slats

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Bethamphetamine posted:

My first wall was a retaining dry wall. I was 16 and so nervous. You never forget your first time.

ftfy

:grovertoot:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1081971222089551874

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

man, how many times did michael cohen hear that from the other room as he signed a check?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

:vince:

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






BUSH 2112 posted:

man, how many times did michael cohen hear that from the other room as he signed a check?

not as often as "its ok, it happens to a lot of guys"

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